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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:45 am
An invited uninvited guest.
A roleplay involving the little Earl, Gio, and Septimus, the withered leaf. The place is Gio's lodgings in Rosstead, the time is early evening, the weather is temperate, although there's the beginning of a chill breeze as the sun sets.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:38 am
Septimus had never been invited anywhere before.
He had been expected to be places, certainly. Primus expected him to be at home, in the forest where it was safe. The Red Swordsman... He didn't know where that strange excito had expected him to be, but he had lead him to Rosstead, not invited him, or even spoke much to him. The Earl was a sort he had never met before, a genuine gentleman, and it was strange to be in his company. Despite the strangeness, it felt reassuring somehow. The Earl radiated a sense of jollity and goodwill that was contagious, and Septimus found almost all of his worries about being in this new place briefly melting away.
Almost all.
Nervously, he glanced at the place that the Earl had led him to, gulping. He had never been in a real human house, and though this was no time to turn back, the idea frightened him a bit. After all the stories Primus had told him! What if this human was frightening, what if he hurt him or ate him, or chased him out with a broom? Anything could happen when humans were involved, and if he was in a human's house, it was harder to hide than it was on the streets. He- He-
He had no choice. He needed a place to stay, he couldn't make it back home this late in the day. And anyway, he wasn't some kind of scared baby! Just because he was the unlucky seventh brother in his family, didn't mean he was a chicken.
Septimus puffed out his chest and walked into the temporary abode of Georgio DiFusco.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:04 am
The ringing of a bell was all the announcement needed to alert Georgio to Earl's arrival. Up on a small table populated with teacups, another small plague kicked at the bell, he being too small to physically shake it. His tall captain's hat, ship-like in shape, and strange curled boots made him an odd character. The bright orange of his clothing did no favors. "Baron! You orange faced traitor!" Earl shaked his tiny little fists up at his friend. Or at least they were supposed to be friends. They had been. Friends and enemies really. Or really buddy enemies. He wasn't entirely sure anymore. Who could be after the captain had simply torn a button off his coat one day for no reason other than to have it. It had taken three days of nagging to get Georgio to find another red button of the same size and afix it to his tiny frame.
The Baron just waved down at him, scowling as usual.
"Ah, friend, do not be frightened. Georgio is really a plesant man. Just not when I 'appen to steal this lass," The Earl turned quickly to Septimus, then pointed at the teapot. It still sat quietly, as a teapot does, on the rolling platform. Hopefully no one would panic. He hated it when people paniced.
"Earl!" The clay mason continued on with several strings of curses, all in Italian, all aimed at how Earl was not to take the teapot on adventures. It was a teapot and therefore fragile. It was not a toy for the Earl to play with. He rounded the corner into the workshop the little plagues had entered, looking down to find a very curious new face. A very tiny face, but it was new all the same. How rude of him. He was probably terrifying. Carefully he knelt, though he still towered over an excito, it was the thought that counted, "Apologies little one. Are you a friend of the Earl?" Perhaps it would be best to leave Earl and his company to their own devices. His teapot was at least home and safetly unbroken. There was something to be said in that.
((I'm a horrible person, I apologize. ; A ; ))
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:48 pm
Septimus glanced up at the sound of the bell, shocked to find another stunted scowling down and them, and shrank into his robe, the courage he had just a moment ago flagging considerably at the prospect of confrontation.
"I-if you are quite sure," he said cautiously to the Earl, who seemed to know a great many things. It was difficult to believe someone who seemed so dramatic as he, though. Primus taught his brothers so solemnly that Septimus was not quite sure how to handle wisdom that was not delivered soberly and gravely, especially when his own well being was at stake. He was, after all, a most unlucky individual! It would be just his misfortune to be led through a human town by a madman. The Earl's referring to the teapot as if it was another Plague certainly was not helping matters. If Septimus had ever recalled being a leaf, by now it had certainly escaped his memory. What did he know of Putesco? To him it just seemed that the Earl thought inanimate objects were people. Admittedly though, Septimus was not at all familiar with women. For all he knew, they could all be ceramics.
He jumped and staggered behind the Earl as a human approached them, upbraiding them in a booming voice, and if he had any lingering doubts about regretting his decision, they were dispelled. The leaf quavered with fear and even when the clay mason apologized, it took him some time to muster up the courage to reply. A human had killed his youngest brother, after all! Primus said they were nothing but trouble, and here he was talking to one in its own home. How could the Earl live with one?? It was like meeting an excito who kept a pet bear. He stared up into the human's huge face, looming over his own and stammered,
"I... I!!"
Quite overcome with terror, Septimus passed out.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:09 pm
Georgio was the first to actually make a move as the little visitor simply crumpled, much like a leaf, to the floor. It wasn't very far of a journey for one so small at least. The clay mason frowned at Earl, reaching out to take the teapot off the little rolling platform, meaning to set it safely on a counter. "Your friend seems skittish."
"An understatement." Earl reached out to attempt and lift the poor thing. Least he could do is set the chap up for the night and have Georgio take them to the forest in the morn'. He waited patiently for Georgio to return, kneeling down in order to hear him. "He's from the forest. Says he has fam'ly there. Think you could take us out in the mornin'? Would be rude to leave him stranded an' all." Earl may have been a lot of things, but he wasn't cruel. He also wasn't the best navigator, especially in a new city. He would never have admitted to it of course, he had appearances to uphold.
"Is he going to be alright?" It was the only this to ask really. Georgio had never had a visiting excito, simply ones that moved in without much warning. What was the proper reaction to that? He decided on taking a seat at his worktable, watching the little creatures curiously from a distance. Best to not terrify the little creature more than he already had.
"I'm sure he's fine, aren't you friend?" Earl reaching out to pat Septimus on the shoulder again in an attempt to rouse him. It was one thing getting himself up onto counters and into trouble, it was another entirely to attempt to drag along an unconscious body. Especially considering his own comrade in arms, the Baron, had already disappeared into places unknown.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:36 pm
"Whuh..."
Septimus came to groggily, but when he woke up and was not safe back home, he soon came to his senses and began to panic once more. "Where am I? My head--!!" Slowly, he began to remember why he was here and what his circumstances were, and as he did so, his mouth slowly folded into a frown. He turned, resolutely, to stare at Gio, who still terrified him enormously, but could not quite face him, and so edged behind the Earl. "Don't let him hurt me," begged Septimus, "I've spent my whole life drawing and praying, I have no way to defend myself at all!" Primus had always tried to teach his younger siblings self defense, but Septimus had always been terrible at it, and thus saddled with more domestic tasks.
However, there was only so long that someone could cower when they were not being attacked, and being around the Earl, who seemed the picture of bravery, far shortened the acceptable length of time before embarrassment set in. "He's not doing anything," Septimus murmured to the Earl. "Do you think he's sleeping?" Some animals could sleep with their eyes open, after all. Perhaps they could still escape.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:46 pm
Georgio was very careful not to make any sudden moves, best not to frighten the poor little creature. Or at least not any more than he already had. He leaned his chin against his fist, raising a brow at the Earl. Were all his friends so frightened of people? It had him wondering what kind of people would actually want to harm the little creatures, take them away to avoid the plague perhaps, but hurt them? It seemed far too extreme. Or perhaps that was just him having a soft spot.
Earl had been holding himself back at Septimus pleaded with him for protection, a careful hand on his face to hide the twitching smile. But as the cowering grew to the awkward stage he snapped, laughing and clapping at bit at the silliness of it all. His knew friend was such a curious one. Living in the forest must have been such a sheltered and lonely affair. Safer perhaps, but who needed safe when you had adventure? "'Course he isn't. Hurt you? Don' think th' man has a mean bone in his body. He's nice, promise."
Gio nods from his stool, waving at the little ones. Perhaps the teapot would take better to him. Or at least he hoped so.
"I think if he was the mean sort 'ah wouldn't be livin' here. You'll be safe here till mornin' an' then he can take us back to your forest an' get you home." He clapped Septimus gently on the back before making his way over to Gio's worktable. "You can get a better view from up here if ya' like."
"Have you not ever met a human before little one?" He was asking the visitor, not even thinking as he helped Earl onto the worktop. It was getting to be a normal thing, lifting him up onto shelves only to find he'd made his own way down hours later without much trouble. He probably shouldn't have indulged the Earl like he did.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:14 pm
Septimus seemed relieved, but he couldn't help but look at Gio apprehensively all the same. It was hard to go against a fear that one had been raised to believe in.
"Y-yes, I've met humans before, um, one of them chased me with a broom! And another one was chopping trees in our forest, and he saw me and I ran away, and, um... And, um, one of them, uh, he killed my brother, and that's why I'm not supposed to go near any." Septimus's hands clutched together automatically, but he prised them apart and stuck them stiffly at his sides, trying to look brave so that he could feel brave. He climbed up after the Earl to get a better view, and once it was clear that Gio wasn't going to attack him (which had, he thought wretchedly, been a rather silly fear since the Earl did live with him), he continued, "I've had a few other encounters with humans, more than most of my brothers, since I get lost a lot. I have bad luck because I'm the seventh brother, I think. They all call me unlucky." Something occurred to him and he hastily added, "Don't worry, though!! I won't break all your nice pottery. Er, I hope not, anyway." He had been assiduously giving the teapot a large berth, since it was a Plague, but it now occurred to him that besides that there were many other highly fragile things around here that would be terrifyingly easy to topple. He quaked a little nervously, like a leaf in the wind, and with a dry rustle, he lifted up the hem of his robe so he'd be less likely to trip over it.
Again.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:52 am
Gio's eyebrows went high as the little creature explained. Someone would actually kill the little creatures? Georgio didn't want to meet someone who had the capacity to end the life of something so small and weak compared to themselves. It wasn't a capacity that the clay mason held. "I am sorry for your loss little one. Not all my kind are so cruel, I assure you."
Earl pat at Gio's hands, as if to say 'good job' to his compassion. He was such a ridiculous little Earl. "I'm sure you're exaggeration' on the bad luck. You probably just keep focusin' on the bad. But you found me! Well I found you. That's a stroke of good luck I assure you!"
"Such a humble little one you are," Gio snorted and pulled his hand away as Earl slapped at him. He had gotten so used to his active little house guest. "There isn't anything of value out here in the workshop aside from this one," he tapped the strange teapot Earl had been dragging around all day, "so don't worry too much about breaking anything. While it would be nice, it's not like I can't replace it quickly."
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:57 pm
Septimus looked at Gio doubtfully. "I don't think you are, but I'm not the smartest of my seven brothers." This was true: Septimus was best only at getting himself into trouble and was maybe the bravest on a good day, or at least the most likely to do something reckless.
"Ah, I don't know if I'm exaggerating the bad luck, I'm sure that I'll have to do penance for my absence when I get back-" he began, distracted briefly by the Earl touching a human hand so casually. "I mean, I'm very grateful for your help, though!"
His gaze dragged itself over to the teapot as Gio tapped it, and even for one without a face, he looked intensely worried, as if now that Gio had pointed it out, misfortune would be inevitable. "M-maybe I had better go to sleep right now," he fretted. If he was unconscious, he was less likely to cause mishap, he figured, unless he suddenly developed a sleepwalking problem.
Which, he supposed glumly, would be just his luck in a potter's house.
"Where do Plagues sleep in human houses? Do you all have human sized beds?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:46 am
"I'm sure you're good at something, everyone is. I'm sure it even applies to little creatures like yourself." Gio smiled, a bemused sort of expression, as he looked down as his newest, if temporary, house guest. It seemed he had about as much experience with humans as Gio had with his kind. It wasn't what he expected. Then again nothing could really stand up to the strange rivalry and charm that was the Earl and the Baron. "Your brothers sound very strict. It means they care."
Or at least it had when his father had been drilling his craft into his head. Gio had his fair share of smacks to the back of his hands for goofing off.
"You're going to have so many stories to tell 'em that the won't even know what to do with themselves! I mean, of course, you can pad them slightly, leave out the getting lost bit. But they weren't there so what you don't tell them they'll never know." Earl gave and bit of a pose and a wink before he shrugged it off, adjusting his cap. He was ready to explain that he technically slept in a forgotten teapot in the back of the workshop, when he did sleep, but Gio got there first.
"To be perfectly honest, I have no idea. They don't have human sized beds, but they've sort of made themselves at home on their own." As if for emphasize he shrugged. "Where do Plagues sleep in the forest?"
"Baron has himself holed up in a birdhouse. I've got a nice little place in a teapot. I'm sure I can wrangle up some spare cloth and set you up in a teacup or some such for the night." Gio's eyebrows rose in a bit of surprise, turning to stare at an old birdhouse he'd completely forgotten to set up. The paint was fading but apparently it was still cozy enough for a plague where it was, settled on a very low shelf underneath a worktop.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:04 am
"I'm good at getting in trouble," offered Septimus sheepishly. "I'm better at that than all of my brothers and everything in the forest. But I'd like to be more heroic about getting in trouble! Then maybe they wouldn't be so angry." He nodded mutely at Gio's remark about their sternness. "Primus cares about keeping us all safe. It's all he thinks about, I think."
He looked helplessly at Earl, who actually did seem like a hero, and shrugged. "I'm not supposed to lie either, um, but I don't want to tell them. If I don't say anything, it isn't lying, I figure, so I just try not to say." He smiled sheepishly, an orangey glow in his dried-leaf face. "In the forest we sleep in our abbey." The hollowed out tree was an extravagant home after all the work his brothers had put into it, but from the outside it was unrecognizable from any other rotten tree. Primus's biggest fear was that it would be cut down by a human, but as his other brothers joked, it was so deep in the forest that the only way that would be possible would be if Septimus led a human back to it.
Septimus did not find this joke to be very funny, partially because he was terribly afraid that just such a thing would happen if he wasn't careful. He looked at Gio suspiciously, but he didn't seem like a woodcutter. This made him feel a bit better, but he needed to be sure. "Don't ever cut down a tree in the forest!" he demanded, just in case. "They're all cursed." That was a lie, but Gio wasn't his brothers, and he was a human, so Septimus was pretty sure that was okay.
Septimus could only think of nests when he heard of this birdhouse, but he hadn't seen any nests when he came in. As for the teapot, he looked at the only teapot he knew of for certain, the plagued one. "In there...?" he asked hesitantly. "Doesn't that hurt, um, the lass's feelings?" He still wasn't quite sure what a Putesco was, and as far as he knew, all teapots got treated as the Earl treated this one, as if they were people also.
"What's a teacup," he asked after a bit of a pause, looking at the teapot again. He knew some human terminology, enough to know what a pot was, but the fancier accoutrements of human cooking escaped him. If a teapot was that, was a teacup just a smaller one? "Is that a lass too?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:23 am
Earl looked up at Gio for the explanation he needed on fine china, the mason taking the hint and standing carefully, as not to jostle the table, and moved across to one of his drying racks. The workshop wasn't overly large, but it did take up most of the space in his home. Workshop, store front, and the small upstairs home. On the small side perhaps for a human when it came to living space, but he was one man and didn't need much. At least his little house guests treated it like a castle. He returned with an unpainted teapot and its matching teacup. "This, is a teapot," Earl pointed at it as Gio set them down. "Normally not special like our princess here. The little thing is a teacup. They come in matchin' sets. It's a bit of a human thing, but they make good beds for plagues our size."
"He normally isn't allowed to crawl inside this one," a tap to the swirly pot he'd grown so fond of, "unless we're traveling. It's easier to keep them hidden together. It's rude otherwise." Earl nodded as if to agree, a smile lighting up his little face. "And I don't have any plans for cutting down trees. I don't use wood in the things I make, so your forest is safe from me." Gio set the unfinished teapot back onto the drying rack but left the teacup for Earl. He wasn't exactly sure which long forgotten teapot Earl had set up his home in, there were several collecting dust on lower shelves, so he wasn't sure where a teacup would be needed for temporary housing.
"But to answer a question, generally this lass is the only one you'll find in teapot shape. I think anyway. But she's probably the best one, she's got me as a teacher after all." Despite Earl's confidence and posturing Gio couldn't keep the laugh in. He was going to have a terrible little terror of a teapot if she was taught anything by Earl or Baron.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:34 am
"You people are all terribly confusing," Septimus declared. "I don't know what a lass is if it's sometimes a teapot but usually not, and I don't know what a princess is at all!" Septimus was shaky on the idea of Putescos, but the idea of girls was even further distant from his realm of experience. "But so long as it isn't special or rude, I thank you for letting me sleep in your teacup." Something occurred to him and he looked worried. "Should I be teaching it something first though? Or should I leave that to the Earl? Or do you only teach things to teacups that are lasses? How do you tell? What do humans use them for?"
He was making himself dizzy, so he stopped and shook his head. "I don't know. I would like to sleep, please, I don't need to know about lasses and teacups so long as I can sleep, I think." He had no use for these things back in the forest, and hopefully he would be back in the forest soon. "In the morning, I will try to find my way back home, and if I get lost again, I won't bother you. Usually I can find my way back in the morning, if I'm-" he paused, knocking on wood, "If I'm lucky."
Wracked by guilt, he added, "So long as you don't cut trees, I can tell you that the forest isn't really cursed, I lied. I thought it would be okay because you're a human, but it doesn't really feel good to lie, even to humans. But we live there, so please don't cut down trees anyway." He didn't need to be jinxed for lying to a human, and considering that he'd have to do some navigating tomorrow, he needed all the good luck he could muster.
Yawning now that the burden of his lie was off his chest, he asked, "When is matins? I'll wake up in time to perform matins with you."
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:56 am
"Don't let him confuse you. Lass just means a young girl, as he says my teapot will be. I haven't met many of your kind, so I'm not sure of your terms. You don't have to treat other items differently, only when they're cursed with plague." The Earl was a horrible teacher, his little teapot was going to be the tiniest and somehow biggest terror in his life. He didn't know how he was going to handle more than the two in his residence, not that they needed much handling. "But thank you for your honesty about the trees."
Earl was giggling over the whole affair. Of course his new friend would lie to protect his home in a tree, it was just like someone afraid of humans. Yell curse and they'll probably go running. It was a thing that humans were good at, running from curses. "Tell ya what, Septimus my good friend, I'll teach you all about people stuff when we take you home, and you'll be soundin' like an expert next time your brothers get confused." He slung an arm companionably around the little leaf plague, smiling all the while, his hat at a jaunty till.
"But for now let him sleep Earl. I trust you can find him a suitable bed?"
"'Course I can." Gio nodded and picked up his swirly little teapot, setting 'her' on a more secure spot above the little excitos, safe from whatever nightly mischief they may have gotten up to. Though by the look on Septimus' tiny face, and antics were going to involve sleeping.
"Good. But it is growing late and I have some things to attend to in the shop before I go to bed myself. I'm not sure when matins is to be quiet honest, but I'll be up early, perhaps it's then?" He wasn't a particularly religious man by default. "Have a good rest, don't keep him up all night Earl, he needs his rest so we can get him safely home tomorrow." He gave a little nod to the two before standing, making sure they had a proper way down off the table if they needed it, and made his way back into the main house. The door into the house was always left open a tad these days, allowing his Excitos easy run of the place, should one of them had gotten left in the house come evening. Not that he knew they slept in the evening, he was pretty sure Baron was nocturnal.
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