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 Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:41 am
SNIPER GAME L: DAWN OF THE DEATH NOTE This will be a Death Note themed Sniper game. At the beginning of the game, all players will recieve a secret "real name", chosen by the GM.
ROLES
SGer: The SGer is an ordinary civilian. Although he or she may seem powerless alone, these individuals have the ability to vote as a collective to put one player per round in jail. It is also Kira's job to pretend to be an SGer to avoid capture. Criminals: This is not really a role, but it is something that will happen. Each round, I will count the number of voters, and RNG. The person selected will kill the person they voted for in the last round in the next update. Due to the game's small member list, I have deemed this pseudo-role unnecessary. (1) Kira: Kira can kill anyone by writing their "real name" in the Death Note. S/He must first learn their "real name" as confirmed by telling the GM. Once s/he knows their name, the kill cannot be stopped by anything except for Kira being jailed. If Kira wishes, s/he can pass the Death Note on to someone else, forfeiting the role of Kira and making the benefactor the new Kira. This move can only be completed if neither Kira nor the benefactor have the highest amount of votes by the end of the current round, and this move is made in place of a kill. If the Death Note changes hands, this action will be reflected in the story update. The Death Note can even be handed to players who already have a role. (2) Shinigami: These are people who were granted the shinigami eyes. Each round, they can ask the GM for a player's "real name." (1) L: - The great detective, whose true identity is not known by anyone.... including the police. Receives one clue regarding Kira's identity each round. If the Death Note is handed to L, it is an automatic loss for Kira and the game ends. (3) NPA: The officers of the NPA choose one person each to protect. An individual NPA can protect the person from the shinigami or the criminal, but not both at once. However, two NPA protecting one individual can do so, if one has specified criminal and the other has specified shinigami. As always, NPA cannot protect themselves.
SO, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
Then this is your form....
I [insert username here], promise to vote every day, participate in the game and follow all the Guild rules. If I miss three days in a row or five days in total, I am aware I will be removed from the game and killed by Kira in the following update. I will play to the best of my abilities and will have fun.
Sincerely, [insert username here] MEMBERLIST: 000. Desdemona Winchcombe001. Shadow_articuno002. buzzkid24 003. Mylian 004. Respectful Rhino (1)005. KeJoRo 006. `Aine Chievious 007. Haven_gal 008. Equinoxious 009. Bellecat 010. SpeQz (1)011. Chikorin Moonie 012. Mus maddie 013. Sunset Sonata 014. Rasani (1)015. Druki 016. Gynne (1)017. heavensdark 018. Merlin P. Davis 019. TheOneBassGamer 020. Ginji of Thunder (1)021. Unknown R A I N B O W (1)Death Note'dJailedInactive
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:42 am
It was a boring day to be a Sniper. In an attempt to control the habit of gleeful and rampant murder of the inhabitants of the city, the price of bullets had gone way, way up. The Sniper would have to make an honest living for himself if he wanted to actually snipe anyone, so he was out looking for a job. Jobs never seemed to come. " This world is rotten," the Sniper muttered to himself as he wandered throughout the town. When suddenly, he stepped on someone's notebook that had been left on the ground. Curiously, he picked the notebook up and read it. The notebook said thus, Skimming the rules, the Sniper cheered. "This is perfect! It's the answer to all of my problems!! ...But there's just one problem. I hate everyone so much, I never bothered to learn their names... how can I know if it works?" The sniper looked around for any sign of a Sniper Gamer's name. Finding nothing, he decided to give up and spend his meager paycheck on an ice cream cone from a street vendor. It was a hot day, and there was a long line. Standing in line behind him was Desdemona Winchcombe, millionaire and ice cream aficionado. They had a long chat about the benefits of ice cream, and by the time they had gotten their ice cream, they were like best friends. Des clapped the Sniper on the shoulder. "You know what, pal? You have such good taste in ice cream, I've decided to give you a shot at a job with my corporation. Here, take my business card." The Sniper's eyes widened as he took the card. It had a name! A bright, shiny, embossed, millionaire name. He smiled brightly. "Thanks so much for the opportunity." And then he wrote down in his notebook, "Desdemona Winchcombe - dies of, I don't know, a brainfreeze or something" Within moments, poor Des had dropped her ice cream cone, howling in pain. The cold froze deeply into her nerves, and she had a stroke right there. Right there in front of the little ice cream vendor. The Sniper clapped the notebook shut, scurrying off blissfully as the ice cream vendor panicked and called the hospital. It was a beautiful day. The world was no longer rotten, and the Sniper was no longer the Sniper. The Sniper.... ... Was now KIRA! ----
#000, Desdemona Winchcombe, has been Death Note'd!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:43 am
"This is the GCSG Morning News. Last evening, local ice cream vendor Hearts Boxcars, also known as Shadow_Articuno, was convicted for manslaughter after millionairess Desdemona Winchcombe passed away of a brain freeze in front of his cart. The NPA have determined the death to be an accident. In other news..."
Kira shut off the TV and sunk into his couch. The person he killed yesterday was actually a millionaire? Knowing this, he had wished he had taken his time to think more deeply on what to write in his Death Note. It was possible that he could have forced her to hand him her company before she died, or something like that. He vowed to experiment further with the Death Note.
But constantly reminded of the money he had lost, he sunk into depression and ended up doing nothing but mope all day on the couch while petting his cat. Experimentation with the Death Note could wait until he was in higher spirits.
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In conclusion:
Nobody was Death Note'd!
#001, Shadow_Articuno, was jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:44 am
After spending a day to sulk, Kira's self confidence had not gotten any better. In fact, she was even starting to feel a bit guilty for killing poor Desdemona. Those feelings were unbefitting for a Sniper let alone for a Kira. She decided that it was time to get rid of the Death Note. It was under these circumstances that she called for a meeting with Equinoxious. She seemed vaguely like a person who would like to be Kira, at least. Well, okay, this was a wild guess. More like a hunch, really.
Equinoxious agreed to meet with Kira at a quaint cafe and hear her out. As she listened, she put sugar cube after sugar cube into her coffee cup. She lamented about his failures as a sniper, and then as Kira. Equinoxious nodded, perhaps sympathetically.
"That's quite a story. May I see that notebook you had mentioned?"
Kira reached into her book bag and placed the Death Note on the table. "In fact, I was just about to offer it to you. For a small fee of course."
"What fee would that be?" Equinoxious questioned evenly, plucking up the Death Note and cracking it open. She read the rules on the side of the book with an equally unimpressed look.
"Well, it's got the power to kill anyone you want, after all. I won't settle for any less than ten thousand gold..."
"And is this your handwriting?" She had turned some pages, and pointed to the section that said, "Desdemona Winchcombe - dies of, I don't know, a brainfreeze or something."
"Yeah, but let's get back on topic-"
"- I assure you, this is very on topic. You see... I'm L."
Kira - otherwise known as Unknown R A I N B O W, went very still. And then, she let out a pathetic squeak. Equinoxious pushed a button on her belt to call her super cool butler.
"I'm taking this notebook, and you, into custody. The police will be here any minute."
Kira slumped over the table, completely defeated. The cops soon arrived to escort her and L from the premises... and that was that.
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KIRA (#021 Unknown R A I N B O W) has handed the Death Note to L (#008 Equinoxious), thus ending the game! What are the odds?!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:46 am
SNIPER GAME L-2: NOON OF THE NOTEBOOK This will be a Death Note themed Sniper game. At the beginning of the game, all players will recieve a secret "real name", chosen by the GM.
ROLES
SGer: The SGer is an ordinary civilian. Although he or she may seem powerless alone, these individuals have the ability to vote as a collective to put one player per round in jail. It is also Kira's job to pretend to be an SGer to avoid capture. (1) Kira: Kira can kill anyone by writing their "real name" in the Death Note. S/He must first learn their "real name" as confirmed by telling the GM. Once s/he knows their name, the kill cannot be stopped by anything except for Kira being jailed. If Kira wishes, s/he can pass the Death Note on to someone else, forfeiting the role of Kira and making the benefactor the new Kira. This move can only be completed if neither Kira nor the benefactor have the highest amount of votes by the end of the current round, and this move is made in place of a kill. If the Death Note changes hands, this action will be reflected in the story update. The Death Note can even be handed to players who already have a role. (2) Shinigami: These are people who were granted the shinigami eyes. Each round, they can ask the GM for a player's "real name." They will start off automatically knowing Kira's real name, which they will use to search for him. (1) L: - The great detective, whose true identity is not known by anyone.... including the police. Receives one clue regarding Kira's identity each round. If the Death Note is handed to L, it is an automatic loss for Kira and the game ends. (3) NPA: The officers of the NPA choose one person each to protect. An individual NPA can protect the person from the shinigami or the criminal, but not both at once. However, two NPA protecting one individual can do so, if one has specified criminal and the other has specified shinigami. As always, NPA cannot protect themselves. SO, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY? Then this is your form.... I [insert username here], promise to vote every day, participate in the game and follow all the Guild rules. If I miss three days in a row or five days in total, I am aware I will be removed from the game and killed by Kira in the following update. I will play to the best of my abilities and will have fun.
Sincerely, [insert username here] MEMBERLIST: 001. `Aine Chievious
002. Haven_gal003. Gynne004. Merlin_P._Davis 005. KeJoRo (3)006. SpeQz007. Shadow_Articuno008. Mylian 009. Acousticism 010. Heavensdark 011. Ginji of Thunder (2)012. skittlecore 013. Respectful Rhino 014. Thorn Of The Sky015. MonJ Redux (5)016. Buzzkid24 017. Druki (3, 4, 5)018. Mus maddie 019. Littleladyphoenix
Death Note'd
Jailed
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:48 am
After being escorted to prison in the last game, her Death Note and Sniper rifle confiscated, Kira was rolling around on her prison bed, being extremely bored. Of course, she had only been there for about two minutes, but her attention span was pretty short. Suddenly, she thought she heard some weird music. And then, a mysterious voice... "Kira, oh Kira...." She sat up to look. What she saw was this.... thing. This weird, baffling thing.  ★★★★★"You must not get caught so easily, Kira... the penalty is death, and your life is precious...."★★★★★".... but more importantly, please think of the storyline ...."★★★★★The weird space-arms thing's concern almost touched Kira's heart, but she couldn't quite get over the fact that it was a weird space-arms thing, so she ended up staring blankly. ★★★★★"Who or what are you?" ★★★★★"I am the Will... the great Will of the macrocosm..."★★★★★"... you will go back to being a sniper wannabe, and the notebook shall fall for another...."★★★★★"....and now, with my great powers, I shall start the story over...."
And then there was a bad scene transition from the 90's!!!
The proud new owner of the sniper Death Note, Kira was reading the rules. This power... it was almost too amazing to be true. But it was also kind of inconvenient! How was he supposed to find out people's names, anyway? He spun a pen between his fingers as he thought. Well, he was sure there were some idiots that used their real name for a screen name. And the dumbest person he knew was Desdemona Winchcombe. He decided to give her name a try. He wrote - Desdemona Winchcombe And in a fit of randomness, he wrote the cause of death. Death by kanji. He wasn't sure how someone could die of kanji, but if she managed to, he would know it worked. The next day, Kira looked at the obituaries in the newspaper.
DESDEMONA WINCHCOMBE - AGE 24Suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while trying to read a Japanese newspaper. Apparently it caused a huge strain on her tiny little pea brain. Her last words were: "Please, no more kanji." And then Kira made an epic face, and said, "JUST AS PLANNED!" ----
#000, Desdemona Winchcombe, has been Death Note'd!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:49 am
It was now a day after Kira had received the Sniper Game Death Note. The night before, he had decided to observe and test the notebook's power on a few high-profile citizens that he happened to spot. After writing in "Dorothy," "Scarecrow," "Tin Man," and "The Cowardly Lion", he learned something: absolutely none of them died. These tests were quite deliberate, though. He now discovered a few extra rules:
1) The Notebook cannot function with only a first name.
2) Inanimate objects cannot be killed. Even if they are alive persons regardless of the fact that they are inanimate objects.
3) Animals cannot be killed either.
Or maybe, just maybe, it was a fourth possibility.
4) He couldn't kill any of them because this is a Sniper Game Death Note and they weren't in the freaking Sniper Game.
Of course, he had no way of telling who was, and who wasn't in the Sniper Game. It was a large town, after all. So he decided to squirrel away both theories in the caverns of his mind. It was a day of learning for Kira.
He was just about to go home, when he noticed a fellow, Shadow_Articuno, was bolting across the sidewalk. He watched as Articuno suddenly slapped down a pair of handcuffs on a lady's hand - A lady's hand that was not actually attached to a lady.
"Mrs. Great Will of the Macrocosm, you are under arrest for the jailbreak of a notorious killer! Even if she did not actually kill anyone in this universe. Whatever! Don't underestimate the information network of the police. You're comin' with me to the station."
"Oh noooooooooo!" The Will lamented as she was dragged off to a police car.
Still watching, Kira scratched his chin. A law officer, huh? It couldn't hurt to get one of them out of his way before he continued to kill. After all, he was on to that Macrocosm lady and she had reality warping powers. A person like this was dangerous to Kira, and everything that Kira stood for: namely, killing others in strange and interesting ways.
He didn't know Articuno's real name. However, he was confident that in order to silence him, he didn't need to kill him ... yet. Once he was in jail, his true name would be forced to light. Now all he had to do was get the other cops to distrust him and think he was the murderer. Or... any other crime really. At this point it wasn't too important, actually.
Kira decided the best way to get Articuno jailed would be to call up his cousin that worked for Nintendo.
That evening, the officer would be driven away to Copyright Infringement Jail. Because there can only be one Articuno.....
Satisfied with his victory, Kira retired without killing any Sniper Gamers. After all, he had all the time in the world.
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#007, Shadow_Articuno, the NPA officer, has been jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:51 am
It was a new day, and with one less NPA officer in the way, Kira was back to his old tricks. It was time to find someone that he was sure he could kill. To that end, he went to hang out in the entertainment industry's district within the town. The people who hung out there were the biggest gossips in the whole place - maybe even the whole world. After hanging out near the movie studio for an hour, he overheard two stage hands talking about a fellow called Mylian. "Hey, did you hear Mylian is involved in the Sniper Game?" "You mean, that creepy murder mystery game?" "That's the one. It was supposed to have started a few days ago, but I haven't heard of any deaths." "Well, there was Ms. Winchcombe's death, but she died of a hemorrhage, didn't she?" "That is pretty strange. I wonder if they called it off?" "I'm not sure. I hope Mylian will be okay." "We should go and ask him about it." "That sounds like a good idea." Well, that was easy. Kira decided to tail the two stagehands to find Mylian. Hiding in the shadows, he waited for Mylian to show up. And when he did.... ".... ?!" .... This guy!!! And the way he looked..... 
IT WAS JUST LIKE LIGHT YAGAMI....!!! But seriously, Kira was so tired of this old joke of a topic discussion. He was so annoyed by this turn of events, he decided to kill him in the most fitting way he could think of on the spot. And so he wrote, Zac Efron - suicide by clawing his own face off. Then he sat back and watched the show. "Mylian! We heard you were in the Sniper Game. Are you going to be o-" "No... can't... control my hands!! RAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH!!" Zac Efron screamed while tearing at his face with his fingernails. The stagehand's jaws dropped. Chuckling, Kira walked away from the scene of the crime as they tried in vain to stop him. ------ Since the so-called suicide had taken place in the entertainment district, it wasn't long for those chilling last words to make it to television. The city was in an uproar, convinced of the presence of a mind-controlling serial killer. "The killer made Efron commit suicide, but Desdemona died of a brain hemorrhage! That's a sign of mind control too, isn't it?" "Don't worry, we'll find out who did it. What do you think, Suwako?" A member of the rabble turned to `Aine Chievious. "Suwako? But she told me her name was Akemi Homura!" Another member of the rabble gasped. "That's not true. Her real name is Jade Harley," a quiet person in the back piped up. "Why would you tell them that?!" Aine whirled on the person in the back. The rabble in the front grabbed her shoulder and turned her back toward them. "Why do you have so many names? It's suspicious." "I don't have to tell you anything!" She huffed indignantly. "Well maybe you'll tell the judge!" Someone in the crowd yelled. Despite her protests, the strongest members of the rabble grabbed her to pull her off to jail. Standing away from the crowd was Kira, ever listening. "Jade Harley, huh? ...You won't make it to the judge, girl." He made an epic evil-face as he walked back to his apartment to write more names in the Death Note. ------ The door to the jail creaked open as they tossed Aine inside. But Aine was both alone and accompanied by another. Shadow_Articuno's real name, Shinichi Kudo, had been broadcast on the news the previous night. When Aine looked around the cell, she would find him on the ground, surrounded by flies. It would seem he had died of a simple heart attack - perhaps not deserving of more, considering how little challenge he had posed to Kira. At any rate, Aine immediately backed away and started shaking the bars of the cell. "GET BACK HERE! There's a dead body in the cell! You have to come and get it! Please!?" But the footsteps were already too far away. She resolved to stay in the furthest corner from Articuno's carcass in the cell, huddled up as small as she could make herself while she waited for her own death to perhaps befall her. ------
#008, Mylian, was killed by the Death Note!
#001, `Aine Chievious, was jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:52 am
Aine's cries had fallen on deaf ears. When the warden checked the cells in the morning, they found she had committed suicide, but other than that, it was different from the way Articuno was killed. For she had left behind a mysterious message....  ... And from then on, there could be no doubt that Kira was the sole perpetrator of all of the deaths. After all, it was just way too suspicious. "Catch Kira! No one is safe!" The citizens roared. Suddenly, a white background with a giant L displayed on every TV available, broadcasting a synthetic voice. " THIS IS L. EVERYONE, PLEASE REMAIN CALM. I HAVE UNCOVERED SOME IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT KIRA THAT WILL SURELY BRING US ALL CLOSER TO THE TRUTH. BUT BEFORE THAT, I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO KIRA.
KIRA, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO KILL ME?
GO ON. I'LL GIVE EVERYONE THESE CLUES IF YOU DON'T. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? AT THIS STAGE, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHO I AM.
WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT? I'M WAITING....
TICK TOCK, KIRA.
TICK ....
... TOCK ....
... TICK ....
TOCK.
OH WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE FOR SOME REASON, KIRA CAN'T KILL ME. THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE THE FACTS OF THIS CASE...." It would seem that L received Kira's message and was prepared to make his presence known. The citizens listened intently to the man claiming to be L on their televisions, before setting out on their witch hunt. Eventually, the mob settled on Gynne. Intoxicated on her wine, the prisoner went quietly. For a moment, she even believed she was Kira. On the way to the jail, she started to babble, and the news reporters ate up her confession like sweet, sweet honey. Convinced that the real Kira was captured, they broadcast the news - that the criminal was a young perpetrator named "Excel Excel," and her life's goal was city wide domination, or something like that. Joyous celebrations were held in the streets. The real Kira, of course, didn't mind this turn of events. It gave him more time to play... and to wipe out some real competition for killing everyone in the world. While chilling at home, he casually wrote in the Death Note, "Lord Voldemort - hurls self into a volcano." Then, feeling a bit peckish, he took a potato chip, and ATE IT. By the time the chip was EATEN, the commercial break was over. The news continued. "In other news, this morning the dark lord, Voldemort, was finally defeated by his arch nemesis, Harry Potter. He is totally dead already." Kira spat out little bits of potato chip all over the screen. "SON OF A b***h!!" And then he flipped his table. His rage was insurmountable. Blissfully ignorant to the whole "Prophecy" thing, rendering the death note's use on Lord Voldemort PROBABLY IMPOSSIBLE ANYWAY, he really wanted to steal that kill. It would have been SO COOL. ---- Meanwhile ------ The "Shinigami" had stalked yesterday's target to the NPA's headquarters. So, they were hiding him, eh? Well, this time the target would not escape the deathly gaze. The one gifted with the Eyes had a plan. A plan that would not fail. Wearing a clever disguise, the "Shinigami" knocked on the door to the NPA's office. Opening the door and clearly unimpressed with these obvious shenanigans, the Chief punched the bag-head right in the skull, forcing the Shinigami to retreat for now. The shinigami's target remained safe and sound inside the NPA's headquarters. -------- There were no casualties! #003 Gynne was jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:54 am
"Give me the strength to carry on~
With all our love we can't go wrong~
Only together we face the fight~
Nothing can stand against our might~"
These were the words of Haven_gal, as she sang on a stage in the middle of the Zoo before a crowd of SGers. Some cheered, some wept gentle tears of nostalgia, some munched on animal crackers and wondered if this zoo had a panda. However, one thing was for certain - her song gave hope to the masses who were preparing to face Kira, the deadliest foe they had ever faced, probably. Only two people were rolling their eyes.
"Who does she think she is, rallying against Kira like that? Hmph!"
"Not so loud. Anyway, I agree. Give me her name."
"Her name is Jennifer Cihi, sir!"
"I said not so loud."
"Oh, don't be such a tightwad. No one can hear us over that killer guitar solo."
"It's really not that killer."
"Well there's only one thing that is truly killer in this crowd..."
"Shhhh."
A few scribbles in the SG Death Note later, Haven's eyes and expression went blank. She spoke into her microphone as the song ended.
"Just kidding. You're all screwed. Kiras number one forever!"
And then she marched purposefully off stage and hurled herself into the monkey cage, causing the baboons to go literally apeshit.
A hush fell over the crowd as their primitive cries filled the air, and rubbery ape mouths began frothing madly as they bit, pulled, and jumped on Haven until she was no more.
In a classless moment, Mus maddie chuckled a bit too loud. "Aw... I can't even be mad. They're monkeys. Everything's funny with monkeys!"
The crowd immediately turned their glares on her, and the next thing she knew it, she was on her a** in jail, with Gynne's corpse there to greet her. Gynne was face down with her finger outstretched, having written a message in blood: SHINIGAMI
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#002, Haven_gal, was killed with the Death Note!
#018, Mus maddie, was jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:55 am
Like all of the other jailed, Mus maddie had been found put to slaughter in her cell. The jailers waited with bated breath to see what she had wrote with her blood, perhaps the last piece of the puzzle. Once sure she was dead, they stepped into her cell, to find the writing. It said: LIKE BAD MUSIC
To put together as
"L, do you know??? shinigami like bad music"
The jailers shook their heads. It seemed that Kira was just making fun of them. This had all been a waste of time.
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The next morning, Thorn of the Sky had to get dressed and had to go down stairs. She had to have her bowl, had to eat cereal. Then she had to get down to the bus stop. She saw her friends- they were in the driveway with a car. Druki was kickin' in the front seat, while some other undercover police agents were sittin' in the back seat. She took a brief moment to ponder the matter of which seat she could take. She quickly determined that because it was Friday, it was her turn to drive, so she made Druki sit in the passenger's seat. Then they turned on the tunes of the best song ever so they could all sing along as they drove.
And then Thorn's head spontaneously exploded, and as a result her convulsing body sent the whole car swerving off the side of the highway. There were no survivors.
Kira and his Shinigami-eyed followers would later give each other the bro-est of bro-fists while congratulating each other on their very well-written kill.
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It was once again time for everyone to figure out who to jail. The mob was actually stumped this time. They didn't know who to jail. When finally, someone noticed SpeQz, who was excited for the outcome and mumbling a little tune under his breath.
"It's Friday, Friday, gotta stop Kira on Friday~
Everybody's lookin' forward to the jailing, jailing~
Friday, Friday, gettin' Kira on Friday~
Everybody's lookin' forward to the jailing~
Shepherding Shepherding YEAH!
Shepherding Shepherding YEAH!
Fun fun fun fun-"
"Hey!" Someone yelled while pointing at him.
"What?" SpeQz snapped to attention, bewildered.
"You like bad music!"
"He does. That song is terrible."
"You must be a shinigami working with Kira! Or worse, maybe you ARE Kira!"
"Jail him!!"
"Baby, baby no!!" SpeQz attempted to protest, but this accidental slip of equally bad lyrics did him no favors. He was hauled off to jail quicker than anyone else had before - everyone presumed that the sooner he was out of the way, the sooner their ears would stop bleeding.
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#014 Thorn of the Sky, the NPA, was killed with the Death Note!
#017 Druki, the NPA, was killed via inactivity!
#006 SpeQz was jailed!
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:56 am
The detective had hundreds of names. The public knew him as L. The officers of the NPA had known him as Merlin_P._Davis. But with them out of the picture, the two shinigami were finally able to meet with him and steal his true name: Scott Pilgrim. L was well respected in the community. It was time for Kira's final move in their chess match - the move that would end it all. He wrote the longest entry he'd ever done in the Sniper Game Death Note. That evening, L appeared as his true self on television. The folks at the news station - Sakura TV, incidentally - were more than willing to record his words. His final words, that is. His eyes were unreadable as he spoke in a monotone. But for L, no one was particularly surprised by this. Detectives sure are weird. "Ladies and gentlemen - I, Merlin_P._Davis, am L. I come before you today to tell you that I was wrong. I was wrong to pursue Kira. I've met him now, and it has become clear to me that everything he did was for a purpose. Kira was not wrong - it was all of you that are wrong! The Sniper Game is rotten, and it needed to be fixed. In fact, what Kira has been doing is justice, pure and simple. We must all embrace Kira as our new God and savior. Only then can this world become a Utopia. I have committed a great sin against this God, and so it is time for me to die. But the rest of you can be forgiven. You must all stop trying to jail Kira. Accept him into your hearts and you will be saved! With that, I go." With that, he unsheathed his Power of Love sword, and committed Harakiri. The Sakura TV staff scrambled to get it cleaned up and their cameras off. ------- Kira had just been trolling. But as it turned out, the Sniper Gamers were enormous sheep. They DID accept him as their God, and the shinigami as his holy messengers. With this flock, they formed a new religion. A religion based on the bloodiest justice possible. The very nature of the game had changed, but what they didn't realize was that Kira could only kill Sniper Gamers. As soon as they pronounced him God, he had won, and his Sniper Game Death Note held no power over them. He constantly fretted that one day they would realize this, and the Church of Kira would be disbanded. But then, one day, he met with a certain creature.... It seemed to have descended explicitly to meet with him. "James Bond, you are a very interesting human," the REAL Shinigami said. "I'm impressed with what you have done with only a taste of my power. How would you like the real stuff?" With that, the Shinigami held out another black notebook. This one simply said, "Death Note." The rules were as follows: Kira looked up at the Shinigami. "With this, I can kill any human? Not just Sniper Gamers?" "That's right." buzzkid24 smiled. "I'll take it!" -----
#004, Merlin_P._Davis, was killed with the Death Note!
#016, buzzkid24, has ascended to godhood! Congratulations to Kira and his followers! This game is over. v whee v
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