The camera pans in on a man easily recognisable as Nuke Fusion, who is seemingly sitting and eating a meal in some form of breakfast joint. Taking a sip of the beverage placed next to him, he turns his head as a loud noise is heard in the background. The camera angle is changed as it turns in front of The Prodigy's face, as he still slowly drinks what seemingly looks like a mug of hot chocolate.
Placing the mug on the table again, he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, before looking up at the camera in front of him.
"Here I sit, in the most simplest of places, an all-day breakfast cafe - as us Brits like to call them. When I walk in, people turn their heads and notice the greatness in front of them. Some have the balls to come up and ask for me to sign memorabilia, whereas others will then keep their head down and from time to time look over in my direction.
This perfectly explains the situation that the TapOut Mafia have been placed, in EEW. You see, at One Night Stand, we go up against the current Tag Champions, the Damones.
Now, the current Tag Champions are a lot like the people around here who keep their heads down, ashamed to come over and accept the dominant and superior figure in front of them. They'll go off after their little meal, and tell all of their friends and family about how they were in the same restaurant as an EEW Superstar; to think about it, they're all probably tweeting right now."
The same loud and obnoxious man continued to shout again, startling the rest of the people in the restaurant. Nuke sat back, watching the man with an interested look, taking another sip of his drink.
"As I was saying. Then, you have TOM, who are the equivalent of the fans with balls. We gladly accept that people like myself have more talent than most people, and like to parade that around by showing off accolades - or, in their case, signed memorabilia.
Extreme Entertainment Wrestling .. That's what the company's called. But can any of you actuall say that you have found anything lately on the shows either extreme or entertaining? .. Thought not. Management have the wrong people going after the wrong titles, and it is well known that the Mafia should have been offered a chance at capturing the EEW Tag Championships a long time ago. The time of the 'boring era' within the tag divisions is over, as the Mafia brings in a new wave of destruction and dominance.
The bomb has been planted, and TOM are ready to capitalise on the misfortune of The Damones, as they walk in to that ring with gold upon their waists .. And walk out as nothing more than a s**t stain upon the history of the tag division.
When we're finished with the two current 'Champions', their beaten bodies will lie in the center of that ring for all to see. We will stand tall over them, heads and gold held high, and celebrate yet another tag team victory. So far in our careers, the Tap Out Mafia has never seen a defeat. We aim to keep it that way. Because nobody can ever stand up to us, for there is no better teaming of Superstars than Fusion and Byers.
Unlike all of the inbred fans that jeer us each and every week, we know we have greatness programmed in to our very genes, and that we were destined for greatness."
The shouting became extremely loud this time, as the camera turned towards the commotion. A man had stood up and dragged the waitress on to the table, pouring hot coffee over her, before beating her with the back of his hand - pimp style.
"She spilled the coffee."
The man walked out like a badass, as the camera turned back to Nuke and his reaction to the man and his parting comment. A big smirk upon his face, he ran his hands through the back of his hair.
"Funny s**t. Now that's what I call extreme and entertaining. Catch you later."
Dropping money next to his food, Nuke grabbed his jacket and walked off after the man, following his out of the door and giving him an appreciative slap on the back as the two joked about what just happened in the restaurant.
Placing the mug on the table again, he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, before looking up at the camera in front of him.
"Here I sit, in the most simplest of places, an all-day breakfast cafe - as us Brits like to call them. When I walk in, people turn their heads and notice the greatness in front of them. Some have the balls to come up and ask for me to sign memorabilia, whereas others will then keep their head down and from time to time look over in my direction.
This perfectly explains the situation that the TapOut Mafia have been placed, in EEW. You see, at One Night Stand, we go up against the current Tag Champions, the Damones.
Now, the current Tag Champions are a lot like the people around here who keep their heads down, ashamed to come over and accept the dominant and superior figure in front of them. They'll go off after their little meal, and tell all of their friends and family about how they were in the same restaurant as an EEW Superstar; to think about it, they're all probably tweeting right now."
The same loud and obnoxious man continued to shout again, startling the rest of the people in the restaurant. Nuke sat back, watching the man with an interested look, taking another sip of his drink.
"As I was saying. Then, you have TOM, who are the equivalent of the fans with balls. We gladly accept that people like myself have more talent than most people, and like to parade that around by showing off accolades - or, in their case, signed memorabilia.
Extreme Entertainment Wrestling .. That's what the company's called. But can any of you actuall say that you have found anything lately on the shows either extreme or entertaining? .. Thought not. Management have the wrong people going after the wrong titles, and it is well known that the Mafia should have been offered a chance at capturing the EEW Tag Championships a long time ago. The time of the 'boring era' within the tag divisions is over, as the Mafia brings in a new wave of destruction and dominance.
The bomb has been planted, and TOM are ready to capitalise on the misfortune of The Damones, as they walk in to that ring with gold upon their waists .. And walk out as nothing more than a s**t stain upon the history of the tag division.
When we're finished with the two current 'Champions', their beaten bodies will lie in the center of that ring for all to see. We will stand tall over them, heads and gold held high, and celebrate yet another tag team victory. So far in our careers, the Tap Out Mafia has never seen a defeat. We aim to keep it that way. Because nobody can ever stand up to us, for there is no better teaming of Superstars than Fusion and Byers.
Unlike all of the inbred fans that jeer us each and every week, we know we have greatness programmed in to our very genes, and that we were destined for greatness."
The shouting became extremely loud this time, as the camera turned towards the commotion. A man had stood up and dragged the waitress on to the table, pouring hot coffee over her, before beating her with the back of his hand - pimp style.
"She spilled the coffee."
The man walked out like a badass, as the camera turned back to Nuke and his reaction to the man and his parting comment. A big smirk upon his face, he ran his hands through the back of his hair.
"Funny s**t. Now that's what I call extreme and entertaining. Catch you later."
Dropping money next to his food, Nuke grabbed his jacket and walked off after the man, following his out of the door and giving him an appreciative slap on the back as the two joked about what just happened in the restaurant.
