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 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:32 pm
IF MY PANNIES GET TO 5K, YOU GET THE BROKEBACK SPECIAL, WHICH MEANS I DRESS UP LIKE A COWBOY.
AND BY DRESSING UP LIKE A COWBOY, THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MEAN ASSLESS CHAPS.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:09 pm
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD IT GETS.
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:53 pm
Oh dear. What monsters have I wrought? What hideous fiends (well, I guess not HIDEOUS 4laugh ) have I brought down into this world?
And why would I bid JUST on the pants and not the guy wearing them?
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:32 pm
Go-Go Fiasco Oh dear. What monsters have I wrought? What hideous fiends (well, I guess not HIDEOUS 4laugh ) have I brought down into this world? And why would I bid JUST on the pants and not the guy wearing them? Well, technically you do get the dude wearing them. He gives you a lapdance, and Wallace has offered a date since he wants to get to know a guy before he sucks his face off with intense make-outs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:28 pm
JackHorner Go-Go Fiasco Oh dear. What monsters have I wrought? What hideous fiends (well, I guess not HIDEOUS 4laugh ) have I brought down into this world? And why would I bid JUST on the pants and not the guy wearing them? Well, technically you do get the dude wearing them. He gives you a lapdance, and Wallace has offered a date since he wants to get to know a guy before he sucks his face off with intense make-outs. You make me sound so threatening. Like a human lamprey hybrid. (And that would be such an intimidating lapdance to give!)
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:29 pm
Oh man, and he's checking me out in my Jazzercise outfit too. I better change out of this.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:17 pm
Wallace P Wells Oh man, and he's checking me out in my Jazzercise outfit too. I better change out of this. MORE LIKE JIZZERCIZE
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:21 pm
Virgil Hawkins Wallace P Wells Oh man, and he's checking me out in my Jazzercise outfit too. I better change out of this. MORE LIKE JIZZERCIZE
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:51 am
Virgil Hawkins Wallace P Wells Oh man, and he's checking me out in my Jazzercise outfit too. I better change out of this. MORE LIKE JIZZERCIZE OH YOU.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:47 pm
How good are your lapdances?
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:48 pm
Set sex toys to vibrate honey, it's non-stop action.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:51 pm
Well aren't you fresh.
How about I get an introduction first?
I'm Angela.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:53 pm
I'm Wallace.
And usually, I make out with men upon first meeting them. You're a lady, so I'll treat you as such.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:54 pm
I'll make sure to treat you like one too.
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