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*Static accompanied by heavy breathing*
"Necessity is the mother of all inventions...Well, let me tell you, this was one necessity the world could have done without. We did it. Before we became the PAC, the ******** did it. We raised drained the oceans until the ancient land bridge surfaced. Beringia, they called it. Should have called it the "Gateway to Oblivion."
*Narrator is cut off as he begins coughing; a ragged, deep-chest cough, obviously, he has pneumonia.*
"Ugh. Sure, it allowed our forces to invade the c***k lands. But it also gave them free passage onto ours. As if the blasted Euros weren't enough. And that blasted Ultrasaurus of theirs. It took nukes to kill that thing. The wreck still sits, rusting in Nebraska. What's left of it anyway. We're done. The Land Bridge was our doom. You can't farm on it. Can't raise jack-s**t. All it's good for is that damned air base. Good riddance.
*Short pause*
Imma finish my Jack. And when it's gone, I got my Beretta..."
*Long pause*
"My Jack is gone..."
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This Sub-Forum is for battles that take place on or above the Land Bridge, as well as training excercizes.
