TuneKonaga Sai was hopping around
Konohagakure like a big playground
When suddenlyTakashi burst from the shade
And hit Konaga with a Takashi-Grenade
Ol’ Sai got pissed and spouted off about pain,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Zane
Who proceeded to open up a can of Zane- Fu
When Outou Hajime came out of the blue
And she started beating up Hajime Zane
Then they both got flattened by the Isonade
But before it could make it back to the water cave
Nagato and Pain popped out of their graves
And took an origami sword out from under his cloak
And blew isonade away with a grav-i-ty blow
But he ran out of chakra and he ran away
Because Ol Deil Grist came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Shinobi
Good guys,allies, and akatsuki as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Shinobi
Isonade took a bite out of Pain
Ande he let kyubi take all of the blame
And then Taka came back covered in a turtle track
But Misuki jumped out and landed on his back
And Outou was injured, and trying to get steady
When Tsubame Haruko came out with a machete
But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
Katsuro Konaga took him out with his whip
Then he saw Ol’ Sai sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his pouch which he just couldn't find
'Cause Outou stole it and she shot and she missed
And Misuki deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Zane Hajime tried to pole vault
Onto Konaga Sai, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Heliel Stare, oooh
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Shinobi
Good guys, allies, and akatsuki as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out, Here came the slaya
Down from the heavens descended Nakaya
Who deliver a poke, right into the eye
Of the powerful man, we call Konaga Sai
Who fell over on the ground, faking his pain
As Nakaya looked back, to see Hajime Zane
But Sai saw opportunity, in Nakaya’s eager eyes,
As he crushed Zane’s head, inbetween his thighs…
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Ol Sai in his Super awesome a**
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw the epic:
Zombie Sai in a blood stained tunic
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Shinobi
Good guys, allies, and Akatsuki as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of The Ultimate Shinobi