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 Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:35 pm
“Welcome to Professor Wasu’s Potion’s 101 where you will create and learn about mystical potions. Now for our first assignment we will create our own potion to see test your skillssssss in being able to mix together fresh ingredients and create something that… well actually works as a potion. Now Professor Wasu will be grading this and those that Wasu sees worthy of being consider a potion may win a special sssssurprise.”
He nudged the pile with his foot before little out another wicked laugh, “You may feel free to use whatever is in the pile before me or forge for items in the forest just keep in mind Wasu has no patience and Wasu will not wait forever for you to come back, and no this is not make believe land of Potter.”Event Time:Starts: July 16 at 12am est. (yes the very start of 12am of Saturday!) Closes: July 19 at 11pm est. Tuesday
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:36 pm
How To Participate:
Come up with an idea for a potion, it can be anything you desire such as a potion that makes your eyes look like they have rotted and fallen out, or a potion that makes wings sprout from you eyebrows. The more creative and amusing it is the better. You will also need to post what ingredients you used to make this potion. The ingredients along with the potion affect will be what will go into making a soquili from the potion. However please keep in mind that I am not looking for you to post your likes and dislikes I am looking for you to post amusing and interesting ideas for potions. If you give me a list of: a dash of rainbow, a unicorn horn, and a pinch of a long mermaid hair and the potion causes whoever drinks it to become a beautiful long hair maiden you will not be picked in fact I will probably skip over you. If you give me ingredients like the tears of a warty salamander, the toenails of a long red haired bearded orc, and a dash of rainbow poop from a Nyan cat and this potion causes whoever drinks it to become a red teapot that spews out pop tarts I will likely look at this more so. This is supposed to be fun and is not a semi-custom game.
Fill out the form and post before July 19 which is Tuesday. This does count as a July freebie if you have already won sorry you are out.
Rules:
Follow all Gaia and Soquili shop rules.
I do not like whiners if you whine you are out.
Please feel free to post questions or pm me.
Fill out the form. You are free to edit or change you post before the closing date.
I will not tolerate those who cheat off of others.
This is a CC event to raffle event. What this means is I will pick the ones I like the best and then raffle to see who wins. There will be three winners.
No super rares will be handed out. All edits will be moderate or lower. These are not semi-customs but more or less giveaways with a fun twist.
No mules.
No proxy.
DO NOT USE AN EXISTING POTION OR INGREDIENTS. Yes that is called cheating.
I reserve the right to add rules if necessary.
And celebrate July 16 because it’s my birthday <3
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:41 pm
Form:
[color=slateblue][b][size=16]HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION![/size][/b][/color]
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Name of Potion:[/b]
[b]What does this potion do: [/b] (Just give a short description of what this potion will do to whoever drinks or touches or whatever with it)
[b]List the Ingredients that you used:[/b] (You can put how many you like but keep in mind it is quality of quantity)
[b]Are you a Potter Fan?[/b]
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:43 pm
Winners:
elvyralani
iloveyoudie
Alamoraine
O L I V Extract
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:43 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Orangeish Sherbert
Name of Potion: Power Ruffle Stuffle
What does this potion do: Beware. If you drink this potion, you will have the very high chance of side effects, some of which being…
Itchy knees
Bleeding elbows
Loss of spouse
Pig infestation
Excessive armpit hair
Enlarged belly button.
These are the most highly reported side effects, but, even though you may face these things, this potion lets you impress all of your friends by shooting ice from your ears and nose! What a trick for parties!
List the Ingredients that you used: The ingredients for this potion are very simple, all you need are as follows!
Toenail of a power ranger
Blood of a Robotic Unicorn
Tear of a flying Bison
And of course, the most important ingredient. You must have a freshly sliced Grunty tail. Freshly sliced! As in, you must cut it off the grunty the moment before you put it into the potion! If you do not, very, very, very bad things may happen.
Now, on, go on with your potion making!
Are you a Potter Fan? *bows* But of course! I’ve…been a potter fan since…the third grade, I believe. Yes indeed…
Um..
That was a lot of years ago…I’m now in my third year of college. Wow..
I’ve gotten so old! <3
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:47 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Dulcea
Name of Potion: Widewallow Draught
What does this potion do: This foul concoction will turn your hooves into wide and wooden hulls with just a gulp. They'll keep the water out, just walk as you normally would or glide along as if on ice. Handy for visiting mers far out in the water, it should keep you afloat for hours!*
*Disclaimer: Hours not guaranteed. Brewer is not responsible for leakage or early failure. Results may be variable depending on hoof size and receiver weight. Proficiency in swimming highly recommended. Side effects include hoof splitting, fungus, sea sickness, splayed leg insanity, and uncontrollable references to crazed artist inventors.
List the Ingredients that you used:
Crushed willow bark steeped in concentrated oil of duck (Mallard quality or higher)
Kelpi fin
Pooled sea water (DANGER: DO NOT SUBSTITUTE FRESH)
Mermaid excrement
Partially digested kelp
Grass to taste.
Are you a Potter Fan? The books, the musical, and the movies in that order.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:55 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!Username: tefla Name of Potion: Tefla's Terrible Tasting Tragedy (( Alliteration FTW )) What does this potion do: This potion has an undesirable effect when taken orally. There is hardly any time to rid ones body before the side effects start to kick in. First the drinker's hair turns grey and falls out in clumps. Next the drinker experiences the unsettling sensation of their eyes spinning around crazily in the eye sockets ending with them being blind. (Back of the eye facing outward) Last but certainly not least - the drinker experiences periods of intense agony as shallow cuts appear on the surface of their skin and leak a foul, smelly mixture of rotting meat and burning rubber. If the drinker survives the ordeal there is no cure for this potion. If one were to merely touch the potion there are no side effects. List the Ingredients that you used: Tefla quickly scrambles to write down the list of ingredients she tossed into the potion:
1 gallon of chemical-laced water (to help mix everything in)
1 bucket of rotted meat (if you get maggot infested meat even better)
2 large pieces of burned rubber
35 full strands of hair from the recently deceased.
1 decomposing apple
1 vial filled with a yellow mystery substance (something I found on the way to class)
1 cup of sugar (to give the potion a little bit of sweetness)
3 drops of my own blood (no use to the potion but I cut my finger and it bled into my cauldron)
Are you a Potter Fan? Uh ... yeah. I didn't buy my ticket a month in advance for nothing you know. ^.^ HAPPY BDAY HG :: showers you with confetti ::
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:02 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: LOLTERNATIVE
Name of Potion: Desudesudesu
What does this potion do: Turns you into a fighting, big breasted lobu warrior!
Warning: Breasts will be obnoxiously large and may cause back pain. Uniform not included, you will end up naked upon using this potion except for heart pasties covering your lady parts. You fight for love, only. forget fighting crime; you're here for the name of love! LOBU LOBU. O3O
List the Ingredients that you used:
♥ Super lobu lobu heart shaped sweets
♥ lobu lobu love letter
♥ saliva from your first kiss
♥ tears from a sappy lobu man
♥ frilly frilly lobu ribbon
♥ super kawaii rainbow locks
♥ ULTIMATE KAWAII DESU SIDEKICK RAINBOW CAT
♥ silicone for lobu lobu chest size
♥ book full of super cute catch phrases
Are you a Potter Fan? God yes. My whole family is and has been since the books first came out. Mum used to take us to midnight screenings and she let us join a Harry Potter club at the local library and made us cloaks for it. Mine was black with a lining that looked like it was made from stars. Was so awesome.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:05 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Seruta
Name of Potion: Spring Step Energy Juice!
What does this potion do: Are you feeling low and lazy - do you just feel like you drag your hooves in everything you do just to stay awake or alert? Well, wait no longer! Have I got the potion JUST for you! Take a good long swig of my fabulous "Spring Step Energy Juice" and you'll be sure to feel that long awaited spring to YOUR steps within minutes!
Side effects may include (but are not limited to): Dizziness, numbness in the legs, eyes and nose, rainbow colored flatulence, color-blindness (except for the color green), near-sighted sight, far-sighted sight, fur loss, hallucinations. Other side effects may cause the drinker to speak fluent jibberish, believe hazardous animals (such as snakes, spiders and even Kalonas) are small pixie sized flying pink cows or another harmless farm animal. Any of the above mentioned side effects are most commonly noticed all at once. Drink with Extreme Caution! Actually... You probably shouldn't drink this at all...
List the Ingredients that you used:
To make one batch of this fine "energy" potion, follow the steps below. One batch makes roughly 5 potions.
You will need:
--- 5 drops of Absinthe
--- 1 cup of water
--- 6 sprigs of Alfalfa (for taste)
--- 2 three leaf clovers (because four leaf clovers are harder to find)
--- 3 eggs from an electric eel (to give it that extra spark)
--- 1 tbs of Thyme
--- A handwritten poem that doesn't rhyme... (and for some reason it has be REALLY happy. Ex: Happity Hop, down the trail, of rainbow wishes, and ... erm... something, something... >> wink
--- A pinch of a lizard's SPLEEEEEEN ~coughs~ er, I mean spleen...
--- 1 feather from the elusive Dodo bird
--- 1 Prayer that this will work cause it rarely does... >>;
Are you a Potter Fan? Yessum! :3
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:05 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Mei Silja
Name of Potion: Whisker twitchier
What does this potion do: This potion is used to turn into all things with whiskers! Please note result may very. By drinking this you agree not to sue. If stuck in animal form, sorry.
List the Ingredients that you used: The whiskers of a new born kitten, a dragon and that of a fluzum. (Note to user, a Fluzum is an extremely fuzzy creature with sharp teeth and little wings... Don't approach they eat people.) A crocodiles tears, unicorns blood, and a stuffed animal of a mouse.
Are you a Potter Fan? WAY! I was one of the many to plague the streets dressed as Harry Potter!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:20 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: derivative
Name of Potion: One-Up
What does this potion do: It instantly transforms whoever takes it into, ahem, the last person on earth you'd want to breed with. (Unless you like moley, hairy, big-toenailed, flatulent lovers, then by all means, go for it.)
The perfect means of getting rid of the competition when you've got that special someone in mind and so does somebody else!
List the Ingredients that you used: Bear in mind that some of these ingredients require... specific means of obtaining them!
1 hairy mole (generally best if obtained from the neck or shoulder, but moles from other areas may be used at your, ahem, discretion)
dash of ground up dragon toenail
3 abrupt pig farts (you must startle the pig!)
4 oz whale milk
1 rattlesnake rattle
3 oz pugroot
Of course, the preparation is also important. This potion must be brewed on a new moon completely skyclad. It generally takes 4-7 days to properly ferment, and when finished, it will resemble cake icing. Do with it what you will.
Are you a Potter Fan? FOR LIFE. Hufflepuff house, yo. BADGERS REPRESENT
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:21 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username:SilverMidbightBlossom
Name of Potion: MAKE ME MANLY Elixir v3.7
What does this potion do: New and improved for maximum manliness! So much testosterone will ooze from your pores,your sweat will burn holes through practically any surface! It's a pain to your wardrobe, but who needs clothes when your body is the physical embodiment of pure awesome? Jump higher, run faster, chop more wood than the timber business knows what to do with! You want muscles? How 'bout MUSCLES ON YOUR MUSCLES. Grow the beard of your choosing in an instant! Never again shall the glory of your godly face go naked. Been shunned by ladies before? Never again, brochacho! Your new man-musk is chocked full of pheromones that women and less manly-men cannot refuse.
Not convinced as to how fantastically manly you'll be? More manly than David Hasslehoff's swim trunks and George Clooney's salt and pepper hair's love child, THAT'S HOW MANLY.
*Side effects may include but are not limited to biggrin irectionless rage, uncontrollable witty comebacks, the inability to control your radiant glowing abdominal, strong urges to fist-punch the face of anyone who looks like they belong on The Jersey Shore, facial hair too manly to be shaved by normal razors. Contact your physician if you experience wild fantasies about cloning yourself so you can bask in your own glory. That's understandable, but still creepy.
WARNING: Use in women has been shown to have catastrophic effects! A woman simply cannot handle such manliness and may experience a temporary genderswap.
List the Ingredients that you used:
* 1 oz Chuck Norris' most manly tears cried only at the end of Titanic. Not because Jack dies, but because SOME b***h didn't make room on the door.
* 1/2 cup Dos Equis, chilled to 48 degrees Fahrenheit served by the Most Interesting Man in the world.
* A DVD (Yes DVD no sissy Blu-Rays) copy of The Expendables: Directors cut
* The towel of the Old Spice man
*The sweat of Terry Crew's shiny bald head
* And last but not least a T-bone steak.
Are you a Potter Fan? But of course! The Tales of Beedle the Bard shall be my children's bedtime stories. >8O
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:26 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: sage_the_vampirc_angel
Name of Potion: Fiery fierce fearsome fire breathing panda of fine fire fierce time
What does this potion do: This Potion should turn the user into a fire breathing panda. But eh... doesn't always work out that way. Some uses may experience becoming half an orange, my left foot's big toe, a calico furred gargoyle, the letter W, a half monkey half pony monster, a character in Rocky horror picture show, or their mother in law.
List the Ingredients that you used:
A fry from the head of the Queen of the fried Frenches
dragon snot
Five clock hands from left hands only
a squeedle spooch (yay Invader Zim)
Seven and a half red doll hairs
the tears from a monkey who smacked the user with a frying pan
a tentacle from a shadow creature
A Tingling of deadpool's common sense
a lame pick up line
A dark elf translator
and a fire breathing panda
Half an orange
Mother in law beard hairs
My left big toe
Rocky horror picture show dvd
a furry gargoyle
The letter W
a Half pony half monkey monster
Are you a Potter Fan? errr NOPE
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:26 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Kirowyn Love
Name of Potion: Capriccio Virtuoso
What does this potion do: Makes you musically inclined! Results are permanent. Be ready for your life the musical!
When Drunk: Your words are suddenly lyrics! Everything that comes out of your mouth is now a song! (It also tastes delicious!)
When Touched: You are able to play any musical instrument you lay hands on! (Except tubas. No one should be subjected to them. If you do try to play a tuba your body will close your windpipe when you try to blow into it.)
When Blown as Bubbles (Because you can do that!): As the bubbles pop they emit musical notes!
List the Ingredients that you used:
The throat of a nightingale
A recovered DNA sample from Tchaikovsky
1 heaping spoonful of caramel (makes everything smooth and good-tasting!)
Non-toxic soap. (Gotta make those bubbles!)
Are you a Potter Fan? Oh yes ^_^ I even dress up for the premieres!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:37 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Yuuka Kurokawa
Name of Potion: Taunting Tonic
What does this potion do: Makes you the best taunter EVAR once applied. Best not to drink this 'un. *coughs* Never mind that!
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 French guard
1 high quality Your Mama joke (whichever variety is so desired)
Your Father
1/2 cup essence of elderberries
3 You Might be a Redneck jokes
4 bad puns
Several bitten thumbs
A partridge in a pear tree (Don't ask, just toss it in!)
Don't forget, you must bring us a shrubbery!
Are you a Potter Fan? Books and movies, in that order.
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