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MEET THE CONTESTANTS:
THE SYLVIA SERSI EDITION
THE SYLVIA SERSI EDITION
So, today I'd like you to meet Ms. Sersi. She's Greek or something, which means she can make great gyros.
Sersi's fabulous Greek gyros with special sauce.
Which is great. I mean, a man gets hungry. I know I do. Three times a day even, sometimes four or five.
But a gyro can't give you a lap dance.
Sersi however, can. She's a dancer, just like Dani. Well, maybe not just like Dani. Dani does ballet, and I think Sersi might be a sexy time dancer. Ancient Greek belly dancer? Maybe a former follower of that little goaty wine god? Beats me, but unlike a gyro, she can gyrate on your lap.
Gyro sounds a lot like gyrate. So when you think of gyros and gyrating, think of Sersi.
"I like rotating my meat on a stick!"
She looks cute there. Kinda pin-uppy.
Sersi's fabulous Greek gyros with special sauce.
Which is great. I mean, a man gets hungry. I know I do. Three times a day even, sometimes four or five.
But a gyro can't give you a lap dance.
Sersi however, can. She's a dancer, just like Dani. Well, maybe not just like Dani. Dani does ballet, and I think Sersi might be a sexy time dancer. Ancient Greek belly dancer? Maybe a former follower of that little goaty wine god? Beats me, but unlike a gyro, she can gyrate on your lap.
Gyro sounds a lot like gyrate. So when you think of gyros and gyrating, think of Sersi.
"I like rotating my meat on a stick!"
She looks cute there. Kinda pin-uppy.
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