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 Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:26 am
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xMEET THE CONTESTANTS:
THE LOKI EDITION This guy. Seriously ladies...this guy? He's making more gold off his pannies than I am? I don't get it.  "Mmmm yes I am so smug with these horns protruding from my forehead. My mother always said they make me look rakish. Do they make me look rakish?
...Do they make you...
horny baby?
Like, seriously ladies? You're into that? All of you superhero chicks are out dropping your pannies over an evil guy with daddy issues and head horns?
"Oh yes, Daddy Issues and pansiness make me so wet."
Good grief. What kind of women are you?
And have I even mentioned his brother issues? Well, I should.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:27 am
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x IN FACT, LET'S GO OVER THEM NOW.
Here, we have a picture of Loki and Thor in their youth.
 "Oh brother, I wish my flaxen mane shone like yours."Seriously, Loki has to deal with looking at the back of that beautifully coiffed head all the time. Thor's hair is almost as good as mine.
Here, he's being beaten with that huge hammer Thor carries around because Thor has a tiny p***s. So, Thor is smacking Loki around with his Freudian c**k.
And here, he has a fake flaxen ponytail to look more like Thor, and Thor is so pissed Loki stole his weave that he is about to drop a rock on him.
So, let's review.
REASONS LOKI IS BUTTHURT ABOUT THOR:
1. Thor's hair
2. Thor's hammer
3. Thor's ability to crush him with rocks
Secretly, I think he's in love with Thor.
In fact, they seem to have a cute couple following.
THORKI
D'AWWWWW.
Yeah ladies, you should be all up on this dude. x
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:28 am
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x I LEAVE YOU WITH:
A BUTTHURT LOKI WHO DIDN'T GET AN INVITE TO THOR'S SLUMBER PARTY.
"BUT WHO'S GOING TO BRAID MY FLAXEN WEAVE?"
DOO HOO HOO.
Oh, I get it now. You're bidding on him out of pity.
Ohhhh...well then. Carry on. More money for us! x
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:36 am
I can assure thee, Thor's p***s is no trifling. It is largely fit for a God and, well... perfectly satisfying. wink
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:03 pm
Well, I happen to be the center of the universe, so imagine how big my d**k is.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:27 pm
BLASPHEMY TO THE GODS OF ASGARD!! scream
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:57 am
ouuuhh Thorki! 4laugh
I mean what! eek
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