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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:09 pm
Yeah it was one of those days where you get a rock in your boot and your late for class because you thought it would be funny to put gum in the toilet to see what happened. Amazingly , or not so amazingly, the demon had managed to clog up his own toilet with gum. But it had been worth it.
Trolling, Charlie was doing it wrong.
But now he had to deal with an out of order toilet and figure out how to fix the problem. So that was why he was out on a stroll when an unexpected sharp rock , for the love of him, some how slipped into his jack damn boot. Okay, so maybe he had been rolling down a hill and some how it had gotten stuck, thats not the important part.
The important part was that Charlie needed to pee again. > : > : > :
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:26 pm
Cady, on the other hand, was all in all not having such a bad time. She'd found a bug under her pillow that tasted of pumpkin and, well, bug, but that was alright. She'd managed to forget any homework she might have, as well as whether or not she'd been registered for any classes today.
Yep, it was going to be a great day.
She had been headed to the cafeteria, but got lost. Again. No matter. As a ghoul that could eat just about anything the cafeteria was really just a gesture of habit more than anything else. It didn't help that halfway there, she decided to backtrack and try to find Ash's room, before realizing that ghosts PROBABLY didn't keep food. She tried instead to make her way to the demon dorms to find Claire, but had no luck there either.
Instead, she stood somewhat listlessly outside, watching a pink haired boil struggle with a shoe. She cocked her head to the side. She was really glad she'd decided to eat all of hers - it looked like he was having a terrible time. Besides, leather was really fun and chewy.
"HEY! Does it bug-" mmm, bugs, "you that it always looks like shoes are eating your feets? I mean they even have a tongue. Isn't that weird? Do you need some help?" She licked her lips unconsciously. Yeah, it was practically her duty to relieve him of whatever shoe issues he was having. By eating them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:54 pm
Charlie looked down at his boot and back up at this , winged cat girl? Tahki? No wait that wasnt Tahki. This maiden had horns and wasn't the same color.... and ... Scorpion tail?
"Coool! They do kind of have mouths. Are shoes alive?" He took his boot off and for what ever reason sniffed the thing. Then he reached a long sleeved hand in and pulled out the stone that had been causing the discomfort.
"Nah shoe less bro, I got it. I just needed to do that." Oh wait he had to pee.
"Uhhh.. actually... Uhhhh..." Charlie or not, he wasn't sure if he wanted to admit that to this ghoul. He hardly knew her, even if she was probably related to Tahki some how. He couldn't just blurt that out for the whole universe to hear.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:07 pm
Cady frowned in thought. WERE shoes alive? As she reached into his and pulled out a rock, she had an idea.
"Maybe they're like... those things, with the shells...they look like calms-clams. Oi...stirs. Only they make rocks. THAT'S WHERE ROCKS COME FROM." Oh my, she thought to herself. I am so jackdamn smart. She felt like the shock from that revelation might require a lie down.
After all, the idea that rocks came from other rocks was just silly. Rocks didn't go to the pumpkin patch. As he started to add something, she contented herself with staring at the baby rock. That was adorable. She wondered what kind of rock it was. Probably the delicious kind.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:46 pm
"WHAT!" Charlie quickly took off his other boot and threw it far away. He then realized that it was silly. No way those pinchy things lived in shoes, still. He gave the shoes a suspicious look all the same. The demon would have to gather it later.
"Rocks huh?" He gave her a brow arch, " I don't know man. I think maybe its these invisable gnomes that come up when people aren't looking and stick rocks in their shoes. That makes more sense."
It didnt. Charlie was just spewing the none sense of a south park episode he'd never seen.
"So you ... Your tail is pointy. Do you ever sting your self? I think I'd sting my self." The demon reached for the tail.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:53 pm
Invisible gnomes?That explained so many mysteries of life to the ghoul, and not just about shoes.
"But if the GNOMES are invisible...are the ROCKS invisible...?" Fortunately, Charlie distracted her with another line of inquiry before she could break her brain on that concept.
"Oh, yeah, sometimes. Or I break things with it, you know. It's sort of poisonous, but it doesn't make me sick. I'm, er, im-tune. Immtune. Right. Immtune with it? To it." That sort of sounded like the correct phrasing. She swung it up toward him in a fairly non-threatening manner. The effect was somewhat like swinging a knife in someone's face for them to look at.
As she did so, she glanced down to his now-bootless feet and commented, "You know, I don't see why people wear shoes. Feet are great."
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:26 am
"Immtune?" Charlie repeated looking quiet pleased with him self... But Charlie quickly fell back before he could really finish that thought. He had a sharp and pointy tail in his face, or had, before he had fallen back. It had struck him with surprise. He did not want to get stabbed in the face with something sharp and possibly deadly.
"Uh... n-nice," He stayed on his back and gazed at it from where he was. And then they were back to shoes. But the tail struck Charlie was more interesting. He wasn't quite ready to leave that topic yet. The Gnomes and invisibility topic had been left way in the dust. This tail was more important.
"So you break things with it?" Charlie slowly got back to his feet and dusted him self off. "Can you show me?"
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Ravvlet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:04 am
"I can totally show you."
Cady was brimming with delight. No one had ever actually asked for a demonstration before! It was always, 'oh, don't point that thing at me' and 'ach, you stabbed me wailey wailey dying now brb'. Seriously, what was with some people?
She scanned the area for a suitable target. He probably wouldn't appreciate a hole in his boot, but...there. A convenient window. Surely the gnomes wouldn't mind if she...
THWAP.
Her tail just barely grazed the surface, but it left a nice crack. She frowned in dismay.
"I guess I'm a little rusty..."
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:32 pm
"I'd say!" Charlie had watched with his arms crossed. There was a nice crack but the rock hadn't exploded to pieces. The demon was disappointed. "Its okay though. You don't suck. That dent is nice." He nodded to it and then he nodded to Caddy. She had left a nice mark and honestly, Charlie him self wouldn't have been able to even get that far. Let alone make a mark at all. Demons, after all, were not known for their strength as much as their wit and magic. Charlie was screwed on both ends. "Why not give that rock another shot? I bet you could make it explode." Then another idea came to mind, "Hey! You could explode water melons! That would be AWESOME!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:37 pm
Melons?Cady frowned. She'd heard someone mention melons before - but she thought that meant like. Lady 'natomy. She wasn't sure she wanted to explode those, it might make someone mad. But with water? Weird. Maybe it was a type of vegetable, but puegh. While the manticore ghoul would eat virtually anything, she preferred to avoid things that fell into the category of 'what food eats'. It was a matter of pride, ok? She was a big scary ghoul and a monster to boot! However, exploding vegetables might not be so bad. Plus, he said she didn't suck. SHE COULD DO THIS. "What's a water melons? Where do they come from? I thought melons were, you know, like, ghouly bits," she indicated her own chest, "And like I don't really want to explode those, it might hurt you know. Why are they filled with water? That's weird. Are they some kinda vegetable that LOOKS like ghouly bits?" She shook her head, and tried to remember the word... "Uh... fail-lick vegetables, or sommat?"Whatever the case, she decided, she was pretty sure she couldn't explode a ROCK with her tail, no matter how hard she tried. She suspected her tail might explode first. "Do you have any cool 'natomy bits?" Cady inquired politely. She could see the boil had wings and horns, but maybe he had a tail hidden somewhere too. A ghoul could hope. She didn't seem to realize how potentially terrible that sounded - as per usual. What had they even been doing before? She couldn't remember, and she glanced around. Had she been going somewhere...?
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:10 am
"Whats ghoul bits?" Charlie looked at Cady with a tilted head. Of course he knew what man bits were. Did ghouls have that too? It took a moment but Charlie finally connected the thought when Cady indicated with her own chest. "Ohhhh.... ..." Then Cady went on about not knowing what a watermelon was. Charlie thought about it and he actually ... wait a minute. Were watermelons ghoul bits too? This was perplexing. Him and Cady were figuring out all the things. It was over whelming. "You know they can look like ghoul bits. Only you can eat them. Can you eat ghoul bits?" Now Charlie was wondering the same question about man bits too. Were those eatable? "Yeah I do! We have em in our pants though. They look different. More like a hot dog." Now he wanted a hot dog. ((going to hell and dont care : D))
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