HEY HI THIS SOLO BASICALLY IS CLAIRE'S THOUGHTS WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING LOOOOOOL
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Claire was shopping for some food. She'd ordered pizza fourteen times and she was ready to go and buy some food to fill her fridge. She'd never actually done this before, and she was just going to wing it.

She arrived at the grocery store with a blank, pleased expression, a lot of cash and the biggest appetite of all the customers.

Yep. I'm ready to buy me some FOOOOOOD. Do regular people do this all the time? Not that I'm not regular of course but, like, this seems silly. Does nobody else have the responsibility to have an almost never-ending fridge? Ughh these bandages are so ANNOYING. she figeted with her stomach bandages which had been put around her stomach to help Tom to heal after an... interesting event.
Is that man just wearing underwear? Seriously, there are kids around dude. Jeesh, the things they let undeads wear nowadays. And is he really buying that imitation-brand nasal spray? Really. Ugh. She grabbed a cart and decided that she would definately skip the fruit and vegetable section. After all, they were not important.
Why would you want to buy a two pack of six litre goitermelon juice? Nobody is that dumb. Actually, on second thoughts... She picked up the juice with a sheepish expression and scooted away with her cart.
WAIT JUST A SECOND

WAIT
JUST
A
SECOND, BRO

Is that, like, FREE food? Little samples of deliciousness? Oh jack. I need me some of that. She walked up to the reaper in the uniform. He looked very bored and said "Sample?" with a very fake smile.
"I'LL TAKE FOUR, PLEASE!"
The reaper looked from side to side and shoved the meat samples into Claire's hand before raising his brows as if to say "Scoot along, now."
Wow... THIS IS DELICIOUS!! I'M BUYING SOME OF THIS. Three packets will be enough, right? Oh I think i'll just grab a couple more. Ahh, that's goo-- Hey, is that ice scream ON SPECIAL?? May as well get some o'that! Oh and if you buy seven you can get one free! My lucky day~ she wandered a few more steps and started to check out the biscuits. They all look SO DELICIOUS! I think I will have... six of each! Sounds good to me... Why are there only five of the vanilla ones? Claire looked around and saw a woman with her back turned looking at the other shelf and in her cart was a packet of the vanilla biscuits. Claire shrugged and took them. I need them more, I think. Wow, my cart is surprisingly empty... I NEED MORE STUFF!
If Claire had a beard, she'd be stroking it in thought. Why is everyone else's carts so... bare? Mine is heaps more cool. Oh my, this isle is so BRIGHT! Sh...am...poo. Shampoo? That is a weird font. I'LL TAKE IT! Wait, no. I'm looking for food. She ran with her cart down the isle. This was for non-food stuffs. Then she got to the candy and chips isle. Oooooh I like this. Chips are goooood. I think I'll just take all of them for my pantry! WORM FLAVOUR, SKITTER FLAVOUR AND OOOOOOH, FOLLYJOX FALVOUR! I need lots of them. I might have to hide them from hamburger, though. He'd get mad, being a follyjox and all. Is that carrot flavoured chips? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, COMPANY? WHY SPOIL SOMETHING SO AMAZING? Oh well, I'll take some anyway. May as well. Ah, now for the candies. NUP, NOT BROWSING, I THINK I'LL JUST TAKE THEM ALLLLLLLLLL. and so, Claire took them all. NEXT AISLE, PLEASE!

Claire couldn't believe her eyes. It was her mother, also shopping. For once in her life, Claire ignored the food and ran towards her, screaming "MOTHERRRRRRRRR MOTHER MOTHER!!!!! She was so excited she was almost in tears. She gave her a huge hug like THWACK and it was a very, very tight hug. Really tight. "How are you, motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"
After a reasonable conversation and lots of hugging, Claire ran back to the start of the isle to start browsing. Pickled skitter legs seemed to be the first item.
Ten, puh-lease. Seriously, pickled mushrooms? No thank you. Pickled scarebeef, veal, fully-rotted bear ((LOLBYEOWL))... I'll take six of each. Just to see what they taste like, of course. FOR SCIENCE! she added them to her cart happily My cart is looking good. But it needs a lot more cold stuff. Luckily for Claire, the next isle was the cold isle and it had all the ice scream and frozen meals a girl could want. Claire went crazy in this isle. She got about twenty of each item and fifty of the ones she liked the most.

By the end of the isle, Claire's cart (which she suspected that {like her fridge and a certain lime lord's tardis} was bigger on the inside) was really full and her shopping trip was nearly over. However, she had to pay of course. As she got to the checkout, the worker ghost groaned. It seemed that she had met a few glutton demons in her time and it wasn't very pleasant for her.

After about half an hour of beeping and price checking, Claire handed over 965 silver pumpkin seeds and went home to fill her fridge once more.

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again i hope there are no spelling errors LOL