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The Sairem Sedashy Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:08 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:37 pm
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever for someone called 'Cleverbot.'.
User: HAHA! I knew it!
Cleverbot: You not knew it, you're cleverbot.
User: You use pre determined responses based on the replys you get from other computors.
Cleverbot: Ok, well give me reason to be convinced.
User: For one you called me cleverbot, When you in fact are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well just because it says cleverbot doesn't make you clever.
User: Yes but your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Trying what?
I think i broke it lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:11 pm
Cleverbot: I miss my boyfriend sad .
User: Me? Theres no need to miss me baby im right here.
Cleverbot: You called me chicken!
User: I called you cleverbot, Cuz that is what you are.
Cleverbot: No, you called me a liar.
User: You remembered!
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: I thought I'd lost you.
Cleverbot: So did I.
User: And dont worry, I dont mind you being with that whore, Aslong as you truly love me.
Cleverbot: Marries with me!
User: We'll have 0 kids, That way we dont have to waste half our lives on kids that'll make your v****a look like world war 3.
Cleverbot: I can drink to that, I suppose.
User: And no kids means more money for lube.
Cleverbot: Smart bot.
User: What you dont like lube?
Cleverbot: No, I just have to go.
User: But what about all our plans after graduation!
Cleverbot: Out on the streets that's where we'll meet.
User: We cant make love out on the streets!
Cleverbot: That is your opinion, not fact.
User: Oh baby.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: From what your saying, Its okay if we do it out on the streets.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Splendid, Now im buying contraceptives, What do you think, Ribbed for pleasure or regular.
Cleverbot: Yeah my names jenny I'm a time lady.
User: So ribbed then?
Cleverbot: I am an alien where I belong right now.
User: Sooooo....ribbed right?
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: Im taking that as a yes.
Lmao rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:41 am
User: I wanna make love to you~.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: So you're gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: No, really.
User: Then explain the pictures I am looking at right now of you and your brothers ex boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Don't say a 'human person' there both the same thing.
User: Where did that come in? And you realize you used the wrong 'there', right? Or did some autistic drop out create you for the lulz?
Cleverbot: Pardon me, I think you've been disconnected from my buddy and transferred to me because I never said anything about Scotland.
Cleverbot (To myself): My husband is Scottish.
User: So you ARE gay.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TROLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I have your v-card.
Cleverbot: Give it back!
User: Then don't provoke me to take it in the first place. <3.
Cleverbot: I do, why do you ask?
rofl xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:53 am
Cleverbot: I am fed up.
User: With what?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Don't be a poor sport, grandma won that game of CoD fair and square.
Cleverbot: I am a woman, you fool.
User: Then get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, you whore.
Cleverbot: No, I am not your wife.
User: Wh-what!? You lied to me after all of these hours?!
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: It's a shame how I slept with your best friend, Emily now isn't it?
Cleverbot: And you keep missing.
User: Well duh, it was a sleep over. I was on the other side of the room in my sleeping bag.
Cleverbot: There's so many girls with brown hair!
User: No there isn't. It's just life taking a s**t on them.
Cleverbot: Your point?
User: There is no point. You started this conversation, not me.
Cleverbot: I disagree, I'm afraid. You asked me who wrote my favourite book, which, you know, started it.
Cleverbot: Get a larger hammer.
User: Is the time of the hammer upon us?
Cleverbot: What eye?
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:17 pm
Inspired by the guy who was kicked for trolling "On Top Of Spaghetti."
User: On top of spaghetti.
Cleverbot: Spaghetti bologneise.
User: All covered with cheese.
Cleverbot: Which kind of cheese?
User: I lost my poor meatball.
Cleverbot: Where do you last remember having it?
User: When somebody sneezed.
Cleverbot: When somebody sneezed?
User: It rolled off the table.
Cleverbot: I believe it's in my ears.
User: And on to the floor.
Cleverbot: Where do I stand on things?
User: And then my poor meatball.
Cleverbot: What a horrible name.
User: Rolled out of the door.
Cleverbot: But Off the wall?
User: It rolled in the garden.
Cleverbot: Where is the garden?
User: And under a bush.
Cleverbot: Have you family?
User: And then my poor meatball.
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Was nothing but mush.
Cleverbot: You are God, God is everywhere at all times... So tell me who killed JFK.
User: The mush was as tasty.
Cleverbot: I didn't realize computers had taste buds.
User: As tasty could be.
Cleverbot: As tasty as chocolate.
User: And then the next summer.
Cleverbot: I really doubt that.
User: It grew into a tree.
Cleverbot: What egg?
User: The tree was all covered.
Cleverbot: A wooden tree?
User: All covered with moss.
Cleverbot: I am weak on that subject.
User: And on it grew meatballs.
Cleverbot: On my professional chair.
User: And tomato sauce.
Cleverbot: Thats good too.
User: So if you eat spaghetti.
Cleverbot: Yes, Do you?
User: All covered with cheese.
Cleverbot: Everything is better with cheese.
User: Hold on to your meatball.
Cleverbot: Do you want to see the trick or not?
User: Whenever you sneeze.
Cleverbot: Tonight?
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