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We were going at it. Things were great until the 3 year old woke up and started banging on our locked door. It's pitch black in our bedroom (product of horniness AFTER you fall asleep), and we are scrambeling to get halfway dressed before unlocking the door so he doesn't wake the entire house. I went to get out of bed, and fell OFF the bed.

Ordinairily not a big deal, unless you've seen my bed. It sits high up, higher than most beds, and I keep a bar stool next to it since a night stand won't fit. It has a wooden side rail that is actually about 2-3 inches wider than the mattress because Craig miscalculated when he made that part. In anycase, I hit the stool with the top of my head, then twisted, and whacked the back of my head off of the rungs of the stool. And to think I was trying to avoid the side rails. Now I'm staying awake with an ice pack on my head where it hit, and staying awake hoping I don't get nauseous. I already saw stars and feel a little weird.

Just my luck I'll end up with a concussion over an orgasm. Good luck explaining that to the ER...without insurance.

And 6 hours in the ER, and refusing to eat all day due to actually getting nauseous. Yeah, I have a concussion. Slight concussion, but no brain bleed thankfully.

Craig wants to know how much of a party he could have had hiring prostitutes with the amount of money we are going to spend on all the x-rays and CT scan once the bills come in.

I'm going back to bed. My head hurts too bad and the nausea is really kicking in again.

Next time, it's sex with the lights on.

I'm already laughing about it. Seriously. Who gets a concussion falling off of bed having sex?

Wow Jamie, what kind of moron thinks it's o.k. to knock someone upside the head with a croquet mallet? Eeesh. I'm glad I didn't pass out. I couldn't respond for a second though. He thought I passed out. The sucky part is not having insurance to pay for all of this.