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 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:30 pm
vaginas. in terms of aesthetics, depending on the v****a, they're.. horrifying.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:08 pm
Ever seen the ones with the crazy stingray flaps?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ZONES THE ZONES LET'S NAME THE ZONES OF THE OPEN SEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:14 pm
I think penises are more menacing.
All bulging and veiny and throbbing and red and angry.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:19 pm
Yeah.
See, I'm the opposite, Raven.. in terms of pure aesthetics, I like the way penises look way more than a v****a.
like.. I was watching this amateur porn and at first I was all "ok, this is kind of hot, ok, yeah" and then chick moves the cam so you can see her vag better and I was like "... ok, now I'm TERRIFIED."
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:21 am
I think they're about on par for aesthetics. Penises are awkward as ********, completely breaking the figure in profile and just hanging out wherever, whereas vaginas are just intimidating in terms of "where do I even BEGIN?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:17 am
Genitals are all disgusting. Blech. I've seen way too many of both with my job and there is nothing asthetically pleasing about any of them. And then one bleeds, and the other shoots sticky stuff all over the place...and body fluids...gag.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:44 am
I personally find vaginas more menacing. Penises are awkward, but they're comical. Vaginas are just scary.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:45 am
Gaze into the void...
...and it gazes back...
EDIT: s**t, I forgot to say, "They give you the willies? Then you just need to give one back! *thrust*"
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:50 pm
this is why "bumping uglies" is the proper term for sex.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:17 am
I think ladies have a prettier downstairs. Penises look comical at best and get in the way of activities such as spooning.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:14 pm
unfathomable I think ladies have a prettier downstairs. Penises look comical at best and get in the way of activities such as spooning. It really depends on the v****a. Penises are always comical. Vaginas are potentially horrifying or pretty. I'd take comical any day rather than being stuck with a monster.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:11 pm
I like my comical wang, you can see him perform stand-up tomorrow night at the Rialto Theatre.
also I like when, being the big spoon, your junk presses up against a girl. but then again I'm just weird.
and yeah it does depend on the v****a. some of them look alright, some of them look like something Lovecraft would write about.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:43 am
I mean, it's more funny than anything. When my boyfriend and I spoon I'm like UR d**k and he's like MUH d**k and then we're like LOLOLO p***s.
We're 12, we probably shouldn't be having sex. xD
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:00 pm
HAVE YOU EVEN HAD YOUR P-ROD YET
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:38 am
EWWW ICKY NO WAI THERE'S BLOOD AND EWWWWW ICKY GROSS I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
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