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Kiyoki "Smith" Robinson
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Objective : Eliminate the Joneses
Villain Quota : 3
Duration : 3 - 5 Pages
Skill Required : ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Reward : 500 Megards


xxxxxPlot [Part I] : Ever since Kiyoki's new neighbors have moved in he's been getting half the sleep he would normally get, and its really starting to irk him. It's almost as if the Joneses, who recently moved in upstairs, wait until everyone in the building are asleep to blast their obnoxious mainstream music that a certain hipster photographer tends to avoid with a passion. It's gotten so bad lately that not only have his normally anti-social neighbors confronted him to deal with the problem, his boss has also threatened to suspend him from his job due to the lack of quality in his writing. That is why he is hiring you. He doesn't care if you kill them, kidnapp them, pay them to move, whatever! Just get them out of his condo, and get it done soon.


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Now Introducing, Kiyoki "Smith" Robinson!
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xxxxxNormally an extremely chilled out and amiable person, there is just something about the Joneses that cause a deep resentment in his mind. Although he understands the necessity of the task, he was still very uneasy about it, so it is best not to contact him through out the process, because there is a chance he might cancel the job, thus your pay is gone. If you didn't know any better you would say Mr. Robinson was just jealous that they moved into the larger apartment.














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Now Introducing, Joneses!
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xxxxxAlthough they may seem like the ordinary lovey dovey couple on the outside, behind closed doors the Joneses are actually. . . exactly as they seem. The couple may seem strange to most Megalopolites, due to their lack of abnormalities, the Joneses are the embodiment of all stereotypes related to white young adults raised in the suburbs. While John can often be spotted wearing pastel colored polos and khaki shorts, Mary will often done spaghetti straps and booty shorts. The most vile of their portrayed stereotypes must go to their absolutely vile amount of publicly displayed affection. If they were to escape somehow, you would likely find them with their tongues down each other's throats.

Epic Irony

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