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 Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:41 pm
✖▐ A C A D E M Y: Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
June 2011 Monthly Contestxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx▃▃ ✖ ▐ C o n t e s t ↓ ▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃xxxxxxxThis month, we're going to convert songs that have hit the radio, or the media in some way... and convert them to be AX songs. Please give the original lyrics in a link, or copy them down so that we can compare the transformations.
An example of this would be:
Original Song: I'm on a Boat – The Lonely Island
New Song: I'm in the Mall – The Alphas
Oh s**t, get your purses ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the ******** shops!
But stay on your ******** toes
We charging this, let's go
I'm in a mall. I'm in a mall
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm shoppin' in a mall
I'm in a mall, I'm in a mall
Take a good hard look
At the ******** shops
I'm in a mall, ********, take a look at me
Straight flowing in the stores, ain't nothing for free
Busting out five bucks, in my shoppin' sprawl
You can't stop me ********, 'cause I'm in the mall
Take a picture, trick, I'm in the mall, b***h
We eatin' pizza-ria 'cause it's so good
I bought my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm carrying bags, you at Penney's
instead of Journey's
I'm carousing around, spending money and s**t
This wallet's thinning, money disappearin'
But this ain't a game show, this is real as it gets
I'm in the mall, ********, don't you ever forget
I'm in the mall, and the day's goin' fast and
I got handful of Clothes, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of shopping, in the mall like Santa
If you're not in the store then you're sure not me, ah
Get the ******** up, this mall is ******** school, I'm in the mall, ******** work, see the clerk, ******** in the store with my boys, ******** mall has lots of noise, ******** ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide while I'm on the prowl
Gonna fly this mall to the moon somehow
Like Charles Xavier, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be in the mall
It's a big mass of shops
Vickie Secret, look at me, oh, purses out
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big sale coming in my way
Believe me when I say I ******** a mannequin
I'm in the mall, I'm in the mall
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm shoppin' in the mall
I'm in the mall, I'm in the mall
Take a good hard look
At the ******** mall
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1. All entries must be submitted by June 30th, final deadline. Post your lyrics in this thread.
2. Only one entry per person for this.
3. Must be an active guild member to be eligible for voting to maintain the fairness of the vote.
4. Keep the lyrics with in reason and a pg 13 rating. Basically don't want anything that could get the guild shut down. So please as asked earlier us your better judgment. If your lyrics are felt to be in violation of this then you will be disqualified.
xxxxxxx▃▃ ✖ ▐ P r i z e s ↓ ▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃xxxxxxx1st place winner 6,000g
2nd place winner 4,000g
3rd place winner 2,000g
xxxxxxx▃▃ ✖ ▐ V o t i n g ↓ ▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃xxxxxxx Voting will take place for this contest between July 1st and July 15th.
Thanks to everybody who has submitted prize donations to help keep our contests going!!
If anybody wants to donate items for prizes, send a trade to MrScottSummers... he is going to be keeping all guild prizes/money
Post or pm The Bunit with any questions.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:46 am
Original Song: Grenade - Bruno MarsNew Song: Ode To Alpha's - Brassed Off Blond Edit: This is a new song, A Cissa response to the one submitted beneath mine. Love you Aeon, don't forget! Easy skank, Easy ho
That's just what you are, oh
Stupid, Rude, Dirty Yank
Ha, You’ll never live
Should of known you were trouble—
From the first word…
Had your mouth wide open…
Why was it open?
Told you to shut up
But you still kept talking trash
You still kept talking trash— You did.
To kill you in your sleep is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d toss a grenade at ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d derail a train to slay ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd really, really kill ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I’d rather go through a world of pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I’d rather die, or kill ya;
You’re really bloody lame.
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes
Black, black, black and blue—I’ll beat you till your numb
I’ll Tell the devil you said “hey” when I get back from where I’m from
Hot woman, Sexy Brit
That's just what I am, yeah,
I’ll smile in your face then rip the breaks out your car
Told you to shut up
But you still kept talking trash
You still kept talking trash— You did.
To kill you in your sleep is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d toss a grenade at ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d derail a train to slay ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd really, really, kill ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I’d rather go through a world of pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I’d rather die, or kill ya;
You’re really bloody lame.
If your body was on fire, ooh
I’d watch you burn down in flames
Your blood runs blue, cause you’re an Alpha
You were never, ever, never worth it.
But Trust Me
I’ll still toss a grenade at ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d derail a train to slay ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd really, really, kill ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I’d rather go through a world of pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I’d rather die, or kill ya;
You’re really bloody lame.
Yes, You’re really bloody lame.
Really…Really bloody lame…
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes…Lame.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:24 pm
Note: original song may be offensive. Original song: Special olympics - Stephen LynchNew Song: The True Omegas - Elliot Schaffer Watch them fight, watch them fall oh please god, save us all, omegas... The washed up omegas... See their angst?, they think their cool, trying to run the school, their leader isn't all that... The overrated omegas... And I know that it's true, what cissa would try 'n' do but really she's just a self proclaimed 'queen' who thinks she's the H-B-I-C~ The spiteful omegas... (spoken) Verse two (/spoken) Cissa leads with a slow pace, only 'cause she's a special case, omegas, the overly hormonal omegas.. in her mind, she's a queen, losing it behind the scenes one track mind omegas.. But I kid, when I sing, cause their team is a beautiful thing, okay really I'm just lying, they're all full of angst, spiteful, have messed ideals, and are truly lost in the wo~rld, why? Cause they all have daddy issue~~s.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:37 pm
Original Song: The Lazy Song – Bruno MarsNew Song: I Don't Feel Like Fighting Anything - Horny Teenage Mutant Today I Don't Feel Like Fighting Anything
I Just Wanna Sit On My Tail
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Comm
So Don’t Even Try—It’s Not Even On
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Fighting Anything
I'm Gonna Kick My Paws Up
Then Stare At Solaris
Turn The TV On
Throw My Hand In My Pants
No Red Skin Gon' Tell Me I Can't
I'll Be Lounging On The X-Jet, Chillin with Bianca C.
Skipping out on Ethics with Varis O’Hara
Cause In My Mind I'm The Renaissance Man
Oh Oh
Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can
Today I Don't Feel Like Fighting Anything
I Just Wanna Sit On My Tail
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Comm
So Don’t Even Try—It’s Not Even On
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Fighting Anything
No Villians-- At All
Woo Hoo Ooh
Mutie’s Rule
Ooooh Ooh Ooh
No Villians-- At All
Woo Hoo Ooh
Mutie’s Rule
Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Tomorrow I'll Wake Up Do Some Danger Room Reps
Meet A Girl named Aurelie—She said no to some sex
She's Gonna Scream Out "Go Away!" (Oh My God! Go away!)
Yeah
I Might Mess Around with Glitter, then Get My Degree
I Bet Old Man One-Eye Would Be So Prouda Me
But Sorry Cyclops You'll Just Have To Wait
'Cause I’m Not Doin’ Nothin’ Today
Oh Oh
Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can
Today I Don't Feel Like Fighting Anything
I Just Wanna Sit On My Tail
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Comm
So Don’t Even Try—It’s Not Even On
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Fighting Anything
No I Ain't Gonna Storm Sinister’s Lair
'Cause I Ain't Goin' Anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Ohhh
I'll Just Strut In My X-Suit
And Flash a Pretty Alpha or Two
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can
Today I Don't Feel Like Fighting Anything
I Just Wanna Sit On My Tail
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Comm
So Don’t Even Try—It’s Not Even On
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Fighting Anything
No Villians-- At All
Woo Hoo Ooh
Mutie’s Rule
Ooooh Ooh Ooh
No Villains-- At All
Woo Hoo Ooh
Mutie’s Rule
Ooooh Ooh Ooh
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:35 pm
Original Song: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
New Song: Never Gonna Give Them Up - Leonardo Rossi  We're no strangers to Alphas
I know the rules ... and follow ‘em too
A full commitment's what I'm ... thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna wail on some bad guys
Gotta make you ... understand
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
I’ve known all of them ... for so long
We’ve fought a lot of baddies, but ... we’re ready for more…
With Magneto we all know what's been ... goin' on
We know where they are and we’re ... gonna find ‘em
And if you ask me why I'm fighting
Don't tell me you're to ... blind to see
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
Oooooooooh ... give them up
Oooooooooh ... give them up
Never gonna give never gonna give
Give them up
Never gonna give never gonna give
Give them up
I’ve known all of them ... for so long
We’ve fought a lot of baddies, but ... we’re ready for more…
With Magneto we all know what's been ... goin' on
We know where they are and we’re ... gonna find ‘em
I just wanna tell you why I'm fighting
Gotta make you ... understand
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
Never gonna give them up
Never gonna let them down
Never gonna run around and desert them
Never gonna make them cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them
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