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 Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:31 pm
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All right, I need your spanx.
That's right. You heard me.
Your thongs, your g-strings, your sackpacks, your pannies.
Fork 'em over.
You see, I need to raise money. Not for me, I'm loaded, and I'm fine with hoarding it. But I think the Nexus needs more stuff to do. I have never been so bored in all my life, and I had sex with Goldilocks. (Talk about a real snooze.) I'm talking a movie plex, or an arcade, or ...anything. This is the pits.
It's all these businesses, cape joints, and a bar. One stinkin' bar, and the most I've been able to pick up there is one gay dude who makes out with anything male.
So...I'm going to auction your underwear. If you want, we can throw in a little something extra for the winner, like a date with the person whose underwear they won...or maybe they can have a private viewing of the person in their underwear. Whatever you suggest, I'll consider it, then go with what I want to do anyway.
If you want me to have your undies, send me them and a pic of you in them. (OOC: By pic, I mean tektek or pic of your avi. Don't go browsing comic books for a rare pic of your dude/chick in pannies. Albeit, there are plenty of Jack. If you want to include a comic one, that is totally fine, and I will include it in their post.)
If you don't want me to have them, I'll just steal them anyway.
Thanks,
Jack Horner, King of the Nexus
(OOC: The money will go to the APPS store for the next time around.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:32 pm
Participants:
1. Me
2. The gay makey outey guy
3. Zinda Blake
4. Black Canary
5. Diana, she's really tall and from the amazon or something.
6. Sylvia Sersi
7. Cassandra Sandsmark
8. Big Bad Pannies
9. Shulkie
10. Not Dani's undies
11. Loki
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:42 pm
::eyes Jack suspiciously::
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:43 pm
Sis, is this on the level, or should I start shootin'? I still have a missin' pair of underthings from that sleepover a while back...
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:50 pm
Not my pannies gonk crying
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:43 pm
Oh please, don't side eye me.
You know internally you're begging me to take them off with my teeth.
Except maybe not Cassie, since she might be jailbait.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:09 pm
I appreciate all the pictures ladies. They have made me quite happy.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:29 pm
Ladies, Selene and I are on the outs. Bring your pannies so I can find a new cheeka to hook up with. I have a ton of creds...even Selene will admit that.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:36 pm
Speaking of which, can we get some more straight men on that roster, please? Lotsa ladies, little men. No offence, Jack. The gay dudes can at least duke it out for Wallace. wink
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:42 pm
Why bother dear? Your chances are roughly the same.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:43 pm
AW SNAP! BURN!
I'd donate mine but Clarice might object. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:49 pm
Emma _ Frost Why bother dear? Your chances are roughly the same. Oh darn. It seems my last attempt to kill you failed. No matter. I'm very persistent. It's one of my few virtues. wink
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:18 pm
Thank you for the topless picture. You will remain anonymous until the auction. -wink-
And Selene, I understand your fear of my epic manliness and your inability to handle it, but don't worry, I'll be gentle. Of course, that is only if you win.
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