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 Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:27 am
1-on-1 Handicap Match.
Dallas is allowed to use weapons if she chooses to.
Good luck.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:01 pm
HEADSTRONG I'LL TAKE YOU ONNNN
HEADSTRONG TO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRONG AND
BLAH BLAH BLAH
IMMA WOMAN AND SHOULDN'T BE WRESTLING! A man in a pink outfit similar to a cosmic super ranger walked out with a microphone in hand. He apparently was mimicking the theme of Dallas Cruz. He was obviously a strong supporter of women's rights and the protection of woman with his own twist to the song. He did a little shuffle around the stage and then did a split. He bounced right back up began to keep the song going through the lyrical genius that is he. HEADSTRONG I FORGOT
THIS s**t-TY OVERUSED SONG
AND ALL ITS LYRICS
AND THIS IS A MAN'S SONG
NOOOOT FOR SOME PRISSY WOOOMONThe man in the suit turned out to be Brantley Summers making his debut after spending months pursuing various interests such as wrestling for UWF, watching Digimon, playing Pokemon, getting laid, spending money, turning broke, using porn to make some extra cash, become a sex addict, get Hepatitis A, go through rehab for sex, drugs, and alcohol, recovering from Hepatitis A, a domestic abuse charge, a sexual assault charge, trials, getting cleared, civil trial, winning the civil trial, suing Wal-Mart for slipping and suffering a minor sprain in his ankle, winning $1,340,000, and training in the art of cheating and running away to make his debut for more professional wrestling once again to redeem himself as the "Master of the LIONCOCK". He then introduced himself while walking down the ramp. "Coming to ring, making his return, from who knows where, he is the 'Master of the LIONCOCK' Brantley Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Brantley dropped the microphone and walked to ringside. He then put one hand on the mat while walking to the ring steps. He proceeded to climb the steps and high knee the edge of the mat before hopping over the top rope into the ring itself. He went to the closest turnbuckle facing the crowd and took off his helmet. He then pelted a toddler in the front row with a sign that said go (insert top face here) just for some cheap heel heat. The crowd then gasped and erupted into a enormous wave of boos that showered over Brantley like a light rain in the middle of a hot July day. Brantley then went and sat in a corner waiting for his opponent, a woman, to come out and test her hand at the most electrifying, entertaining, manipulating, incinerating artist in professional wrestling today.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:12 pm
The lights dim slightly as an edited version of Headstrong by Trapt begins to play. The first few words alone echo throughout the arena. I see your motives inside, decisions to hide Dallas emerges from behind the curtain just as soon as the chorus begins to play. Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away And his opponent, hailing from Corpus Christi, Texas....Dallas Cruuuuuuuuuz!As Dallas made her way down the ring, she shook her head in disapproval at Brantley making a mockery of her. High-fiving a few fans along the way, she climbed into the ring through the second and top rope. Surprisingly enough, quite a hand full of the crowd was behind Dallas. Quite possibly due to Summer's douchebaggery. Slipping off her scarf, she tossed it outside to the ringside assistant and planted herself in the middle of the ring, waiting for the start of the match...and to get back at her opponent for disrespecting her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:46 pm
Brantley saw Dallas itching for a fight and against his better judgement, was willing to give her one. He got up and grabbed around his crotch as if he were a major league baseball pitcher starting the wind up. He went to Dallas offering for a lock up and if she were to accept, before the actual tie up was in place, Brantley would attempt two swift kicks to both shins before flying out of the ring.
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:19 pm
Just as Dallas was going for the lock up, she was kicked in the shins by Brantley! Of course, how did she not see that coming? Dallas knelled down holding her aching shins.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:55 am
Brantley walked around the ring pacing himself. He planned his next move carefully making sure he wouldn't just go out and do something stupid as he normally does. He quickly slid back into the ring before going for a running slap across the face to Dallas while she was knelling.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:09 am
SMACK!
Oh what the ********? First the kicks to the shins, now a slap to the face? Dallas tipped over from a kneeling position to a sitting due to the impact. Clutching her face, she looked up at Brantley with a look that could kill.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:25 am
Now, to the untrained eye, it would seem Brantley was just being a douche to Dallas, but those who have seen him for the years around the circuits know that he is playing some serious mind games. He then went back to offer yet another lock up but this time, instead of some cheap move, he'd attempt to put Dallas into a side headlock.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:50 pm
Rubbing the stinging sensation from her cheek, Dallas faced Brantley once more and accepted his lock up. She hoped to over power her opponent, but of course, that didn't happen when she ended up being put into a headlock. Wonderful...
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:39 pm
From that position, Brantley would attempt a side headlock takeover as he had the weight and strength advantage. If it were successful, Brantley would attempt to hold Dallas in the same place.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:54 pm
Ah s**t, how the hell was she going to get out of this one? Taken over but the much bigger opponent, Dallas did the first thing she could to get him to release her...attempt to ram her elbow into his side.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:59 pm
Brantley was hit in the side and was forced to release Dallas from the hold. He got his feet and ran to the ropes holding his side. He leaned at the ropes waiting for Dallas to get up and hopefully run after him.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:20 pm
Rubbing her neck after she was released, Dallas locked her eyes on Brantley and charged at him, in the hopes of possible spearing him through the ropes he was leaning on.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:22 pm
Brantley was sent flying through the ropes as the spear by Dallas connected. He hit the outside pretty hard but the fact that Dallas is a woman made the pain seem less and his passion to beat her rising. He stood outside, not ready to bull rush into this though.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:10 pm
Dallas too was sent flying through the ropes. It's not very often she does something so reckless, but enough was enough. She had finally managed to get a hit on Brantley. Dallas groaned as she tried to pick herself up from the fall she just took. Reaching up to grab the edge of the barricade, she tried to hoist herself up to her feet.
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