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Nudity for DA3 Yes or no?
Hell Yeah!
90%
 90%  [ 10 ]
My virgin eyes...NOOOO!
9%
 9%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 11


IBarkAtTheMoon

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:21 pm


I don't know.
I've been going trough The Witcher 2, and sincerely, I felt like nudity added to the relationship between Geralt (the main character) and Triss (His love interest, and bad a** red hair mage)

The game straight of begins with them in bed, and for a good reason if you played the first game.

Seriously, in games where blood and decapitation flies everywhere, I think a bit of nudity in romance scenes could add to the sensual scenes.
And gives you more of a feeling of authenticity.
I'm not saying I want the naked mods and stuff, but in certain part, it just help the ******** it if that makes me sounds like a pervert, I think that little details like that can actually make people immerge into the game more and feels less like we are taken for kids. There is so many jokes about whores, tramps and hell, to quote Isabela: "How does it feels when he plants your knees over your breasts and nails you like a wooden board?" to aveline talking about her wedding.
A game that keep throwing "slightly" sophomoric jokes like that yet don't go into nudity, I don,t know...kind of ridiculous
I take a bit of good taste nudity over lots of decapitation any day.


Nudity in DA 3, yes or no?
And why?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:13 pm


XD Well I get the feeling that nudity is a cost issue for DA more than it is a maturity issue. Seriously, I find it hard to believe that none of your companions has a set of casual clothes. I mean, most of them have comfortable-looking outfits, and Aveline makes sense because she's in uniform at the barracks, but (for example) Fenris seriously spends all his time standing alone in his spiky feather armor?
That's why I think they used fire as a metaphor for sex. XD Your companions never have to change their armor.

But I'm pretty neutral to nudity in video games. I don't pay any attention to the romantic scenes in Dragon Age usually anyway. I don't remember if I posted my thoughts on this in this guild or another one, so I'll post it again.
The way I see it, the DA characters are animated to do certain things like fighting or drawing weapons. And there's things they were definitely not made to do, like drink wine, or be sexy, or kiss. So watching my character smash her face into another character as her nose disappears into his face is usually more funny to me than anything else...
I pretty much think the romance scenes are awkward no matter what, so I'm mostly indifferent to nudity.

The only thing that would bother me is if they took it in the direction of a lot of modern video games, putting awkwardly-animated pixelated boobs around every corner to sell to a certain demographic.
Yeah, I get it, naked chicks. Woo. But as I'm not a teenage boy, this is really just annoying.
So as long as it's tasteful, I really don't care.

brainnsoup

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Varric Tethras

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:00 pm


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I have to agree that the romance scenes ran more funny then sexy to me. They felt considerably stiff. Like I was playing with dollys or something along that line. "Ken kiss barbie! Smoochy smoochy! :'D" As for nudity I think it's a fine line to walk. In my opinion a good portion of the demogr. that would be buying the game just for the racy cuts would more then likely expect to see half naked pixel's left and right. I'd hate to see DA3 full of female armor that covers almost nothing and such. ^^'' ( Oh! If you play on a PC you might try some of the TnT mod teams mod's over on Danexus. )

So my verdict: Yes, but have an option to keep the underclothes on during the cuts. A lot to ask for sure but what have you~.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:32 pm


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I have to agree that the romance scenes ran more funny then sexy to me. They felt considerably stiff. Like I was playing with dollys or something along that line. "Ken kiss barbie! Smoochy smoochy! :'D" As for nudity I think it's a fine line to walk. In my opinion a good portion of the demogr. that would be buying the game just for the racy cuts would more then likely expect to see half naked pixel's left and right. I'd hate to see DA3 full of female armor that covers almost nothing and such. ^^'' ( Oh! If you play on a PC you might try some of the TnT mod teams mod's over on Danexus. )

So my verdict: Yes, but have an option to keep the underclothes on during the cuts. A lot to ask for sure but what have you~.
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Varric: That night, Hawke turned in for some well deserved sleep--
Cassandra: Uh...
Varric: --only to find Isabela waiting by the fireplace--
Cassandra: ...Varric?
Varric: --standing conveniently in the way with her supple melons staring him right in the--
Cassandra: VARRIC!
Varric: What? WHAT? I'm getting to the good part!
Cassandra: *facepalm* Yes, I noticed. Are the dolls really necessary?
Varric: Ha! You've never seen Isabela's handiwork. Putting their night into words just isn't enough to convey the flexibility required to straddle--
Cassandra: *blush* Enough!! I don't need to know. Skip to the Qunari meeting; that's next yes?
Varric: Oh, well Isabela never bedded the Arishok as far as I know but I could be wro--
Cassandra: Andraste's a**! HAWKE'S MEETING with the qunari!
Varric: Ahhh... well why didn't you say so before? *puts away the dolls and leans back in the seat interlocking his fingers on his belly* Now where was I?
Cassandra: *agonized sigh* gonk


Anywayy, I must say, I didn't even realize how much awkwardness was in the romance scenes until my second playthrough. My first playthrough had a Fenris romance, and since his scenes were generally very distant, the atmosphere felt just right (I can use my imagination to explain why the bra's still there *eyebrow waggle* ;D); and the animation regarding the heated moments seemed to show and hide juuuust enough of the design flaws to keep me immersed in the game. So in that instance, I think the lack of nudity fit in great.

But Merril on the other hand... gah, the scene in bed totally killed the moment for me with her wearing the exact same outfit the Blooming Rose wenches wear; and the camera was angled right above them in a "Hey look these guys are having nakie time conversations, hurr hurr! ...well almost" I mean I know Merril's a bit shy, but she's not THAT shy, especially after what just occured beforehand! Not to mention blatant awkwardness of their cg hugging which the camera doesn't do aaanything to make more subtle at all.

Whatever happened to the days of Mass Effect 1 where the camera shots quickly panned over some skin with dark lighting and the love music in the background? It was quick, clean, and conveyed the context of situation brilliantly without putting design limitations into the spotlight.

I think Bioware's stuck in this rut where they wanna get more ambitious with the scenes, but they don't have the time or budget to do it properly. Until they can, they should just avoid writing in half-assed love scenes until they can do the "scene" justice.

Junimaia

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brainnsoup

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:53 pm


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I have to agree that the romance scenes ran more funny then sexy to me. They felt considerably stiff. Like I was playing with dollys or something along that line. "Ken kiss barbie! Smoochy smoochy! :'D" As for nudity I think it's a fine line to walk. In my opinion a good portion of the demogr. that would be buying the game just for the racy cuts would more then likely expect to see half naked pixel's left and right. I'd hate to see DA3 full of female armor that covers almost nothing and such. ^^'' ( Oh! If you play on a PC you might try some of the TnT mod teams mod's over on Danexus. )

So my verdict: Yes, but have an option to keep the underclothes on during the cuts. A lot to ask for sure but what have you~.
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xxxxx

Varric: That night, Hawke turned in for some well deserved sleep--
Cassandra: Uh...
Varric: --only to find Isabela waiting by the fireplace--
Cassandra: ...Varric?
Varric: --standing conveniently in the way with her supple melons staring him right in the--
Cassandra: VARRIC!
Varric: What? WHAT? I'm getting to the good part!
Cassandra: *facepalm* Yes, I noticed. Are the dolls really necessary?
Varric: Ha! You've never seen Isabela's handiwork. Putting their night into words just isn't enough to convey the flexibility required to straddle--
Cassandra: *blush* Enough!! I don't need to know. Skip to the Qunari meeting; that's next yes?
Varric: Oh, well Isabela never bedded the Arishok as far as I know but I could be wro--
Cassandra: Andraste's a**! HAWKE'S MEETING with the qunari!
Varric: Ahhh... well why didn't you say so before? *puts away the dolls and leans back in the seat interlocking his fingers on his belly* Now where was I?
Cassandra: *agonized sigh* gonk


Anywayy, I must say, I didn't even realize how much awkwardness was in the romance scenes until my second playthrough. My first playthrough had a Fenris romance, and since his scenes were generally very distant, the atmosphere felt just right (I can use my imagination to explain why the bra's still there *eyebrow waggle* ;D); and the animation regarding the heated moments seemed to show and hide juuuust enough of the design flaws to keep me immersed in the game. So in that instance, I think the lack of nudity fit in great.

But Merril on the other hand... gah, the scene in bed totally killed the moment for me with her wearing the exact same outfit the Blooming Rose wenches wear; and the camera was angled right above them in a "Hey look these guys are having nakie time conversations, hurr hurr! ...well almost" I mean I know Merril's a bit shy, but she's not THAT shy, especially after what just occured beforehand! Not to mention blatant awkwardness of their cg hugging which the camera doesn't do aaanything to make more subtle at all.

Whatever happened to the days of Mass Effect 1 where the camera shots quickly panned over some skin with dark lighting and the love music in the background? It was quick, clean, and conveyed the context of situation brilliantly without putting design limitations into the spotlight.

I think Bioware's stuck in this rut where they wanna get more ambitious with the scenes, but they don't have the time or budget to do it properly. Until they can, they should just avoid writing in half-assed love scenes until they can do the "scene" justice.
(@ Varric's little story): Bullshit! That's not what really happened!

XD But, wait, Merrill has one of those sexy red and black corsets?! Whaaat? Haha, I guess that's what I get for not romancing either of the ladies. In most of my playthroughs, if I picked an LI, it was Fenris, which is hilarious because they obviously didn't want to spend the time creating his lyrium markings under the armor. So I found his to be probably the most awkward because the camera just pans to a torch, and then he's on the other side of the room in full armor already. XP
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:21 pm


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I have to agree that the romance scenes ran more funny then sexy to me. They felt considerably stiff. Like I was playing with dollys or something along that line. "Ken kiss barbie! Smoochy smoochy! :'D" As for nudity I think it's a fine line to walk. In my opinion a good portion of the demogr. that would be buying the game just for the racy cuts would more then likely expect to see half naked pixel's left and right. I'd hate to see DA3 full of female armor that covers almost nothing and such. ^^'' ( Oh! If you play on a PC you might try some of the TnT mod teams mod's over on Danexus. )

So my verdict: Yes, but have an option to keep the underclothes on during the cuts. A lot to ask for sure but what have you~.
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xxxxx

Varric: That night, Hawke turned in for some well deserved sleep--
Cassandra: Uh...
Varric: --only to find Isabela waiting by the fireplace--
Cassandra: ...Varric?
Varric: --standing conveniently in the way with her supple melons staring him right in the--
Cassandra: VARRIC!
Varric: What? WHAT? I'm getting to the good part!
Cassandra: *facepalm* Yes, I noticed. Are the dolls really necessary?
Varric: Ha! You've never seen Isabela's handiwork. Putting their night into words just isn't enough to convey the flexibility required to straddle--
Cassandra: *blush* Enough!! I don't need to know. Skip to the Qunari meeting; that's next yes?
Varric: Oh, well Isabela never bedded the Arishok as far as I know but I could be wro--
Cassandra: Andraste's a**! HAWKE'S MEETING with the qunari!
Varric: Ahhh... well why didn't you say so before? *puts away the dolls and leans back in the seat interlocking his fingers on his belly* Now where was I?
Cassandra: *agonized sigh* gonk


Anywayy, I must say, I didn't even realize how much awkwardness was in the romance scenes until my second playthrough. My first playthrough had a Fenris romance, and since his scenes were generally very distant, the atmosphere felt just right (I can use my imagination to explain why the bra's still there *eyebrow waggle* ;D); and the animation regarding the heated moments seemed to show and hide juuuust enough of the design flaws to keep me immersed in the game. So in that instance, I think the lack of nudity fit in great.

But Merril on the other hand... gah, the scene in bed totally killed the moment for me with her wearing the exact same outfit the Blooming Rose wenches wear; and the camera was angled right above them in a "Hey look these guys are having nakie time conversations, hurr hurr! ...well almost" I mean I know Merril's a bit shy, but she's not THAT shy, especially after what just occured beforehand! Not to mention blatant awkwardness of their cg hugging which the camera doesn't do aaanything to make more subtle at all.

Whatever happened to the days of Mass Effect 1 where the camera shots quickly panned over some skin with dark lighting and the love music in the background? It was quick, clean, and conveyed the context of situation brilliantly without putting design limitations into the spotlight.

I think Bioware's stuck in this rut where they wanna get more ambitious with the scenes, but they don't have the time or budget to do it properly. Until they can, they should just avoid writing in half-assed love scenes until they can do the "scene" justice.
(@ Varric's little story): Bullshit! That's not what really happened!

XD But, wait, Merrill has one of those sexy red and black corsets?! Whaaat? Haha, I guess that's what I get for not romancing either of the ladies. In most of my playthroughs, if I picked an LI, it was Fenris, which is hilarious because they obviously didn't want to spend the time creating his lyrium markings under the armor. So I found his to be probably the most awkward because the camera just pans to a torch, and then he's on the other side of the room in full armor already. XP

Merril's scene takes the cake for immersion killing epic-osity, I don't think talking about it even does the scene justice, sooo many little wtf moments to be seen and heard xD

Okay... I admit it, the fact that he already had his GIANT SWORD back on his back was a little bizarre (what? Did he just happen to frolic back downstairs, grab it, then frolic back up to have more "weighted" brooding by the fire? Fenris, darling, you sure you're not mashochistic?) ... but I can work with the clothes thing since he put them back on while Hawke was sleeping during that millisecond cut <.< >.>'

Junimaia

Dapper Dabbler


brainnsoup

Dapper Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:17 pm


Junimaia
brainnsoup
Junimaia
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I have to agree that the romance scenes ran more funny then sexy to me. They felt considerably stiff. Like I was playing with dollys or something along that line. "Ken kiss barbie! Smoochy smoochy! :'D" As for nudity I think it's a fine line to walk. In my opinion a good portion of the demogr. that would be buying the game just for the racy cuts would more then likely expect to see half naked pixel's left and right. I'd hate to see DA3 full of female armor that covers almost nothing and such. ^^'' ( Oh! If you play on a PC you might try some of the TnT mod teams mod's over on Danexus. )

So my verdict: Yes, but have an option to keep the underclothes on during the cuts. A lot to ask for sure but what have you~.
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xxxxx

Varric: That night, Hawke turned in for some well deserved sleep--
Cassandra: Uh...
Varric: --only to find Isabela waiting by the fireplace--
Cassandra: ...Varric?
Varric: --standing conveniently in the way with her supple melons staring him right in the--
Cassandra: VARRIC!
Varric: What? WHAT? I'm getting to the good part!
Cassandra: *facepalm* Yes, I noticed. Are the dolls really necessary?
Varric: Ha! You've never seen Isabela's handiwork. Putting their night into words just isn't enough to convey the flexibility required to straddle--
Cassandra: *blush* Enough!! I don't need to know. Skip to the Qunari meeting; that's next yes?
Varric: Oh, well Isabela never bedded the Arishok as far as I know but I could be wro--
Cassandra: Andraste's a**! HAWKE'S MEETING with the qunari!
Varric: Ahhh... well why didn't you say so before? *puts away the dolls and leans back in the seat interlocking his fingers on his belly* Now where was I?
Cassandra: *agonized sigh* gonk


Anywayy, I must say, I didn't even realize how much awkwardness was in the romance scenes until my second playthrough. My first playthrough had a Fenris romance, and since his scenes were generally very distant, the atmosphere felt just right (I can use my imagination to explain why the bra's still there *eyebrow waggle* ;D); and the animation regarding the heated moments seemed to show and hide juuuust enough of the design flaws to keep me immersed in the game. So in that instance, I think the lack of nudity fit in great.

But Merril on the other hand... gah, the scene in bed totally killed the moment for me with her wearing the exact same outfit the Blooming Rose wenches wear; and the camera was angled right above them in a "Hey look these guys are having nakie time conversations, hurr hurr! ...well almost" I mean I know Merril's a bit shy, but she's not THAT shy, especially after what just occured beforehand! Not to mention blatant awkwardness of their cg hugging which the camera doesn't do aaanything to make more subtle at all.

Whatever happened to the days of Mass Effect 1 where the camera shots quickly panned over some skin with dark lighting and the love music in the background? It was quick, clean, and conveyed the context of situation brilliantly without putting design limitations into the spotlight.

I think Bioware's stuck in this rut where they wanna get more ambitious with the scenes, but they don't have the time or budget to do it properly. Until they can, they should just avoid writing in half-assed love scenes until they can do the "scene" justice.
(@ Varric's little story): Bullshit! That's not what really happened!

XD But, wait, Merrill has one of those sexy red and black corsets?! Whaaat? Haha, I guess that's what I get for not romancing either of the ladies. In most of my playthroughs, if I picked an LI, it was Fenris, which is hilarious because they obviously didn't want to spend the time creating his lyrium markings under the armor. So I found his to be probably the most awkward because the camera just pans to a torch, and then he's on the other side of the room in full armor already. XP

Merril's scene takes the cake for immersion killing epic-osity, I don't think talking about it even does the scene justice, sooo many little wtf moments to be seen and heard xD

Okay... I admit it, the fact that he already had his GIANT SWORD back on his back was a little bizarre (what? Did he just happen to frolic back downstairs, grab it, then frolic back up to have more "weighted" brooding by the fire? Fenris, darling, you sure you're not mashochistic?) ... but I can work with the clothes thing since he put them back on while Hawke was sleeping during that millisecond cut <.< >.>'
XD I'll have to try that then. On one playthrough I called her pretty. Once. And she showed up at the estate. o_o I wasn't even trying to romance her, I was just being nice! But anyway, that's the furthest any of my Hawke's got with Merrill. I find her kind of annoying. XD
She's undeniably adorable, but I swear, if I have to hear about the plight of the Dalish one more time...

And Fenris is definitely a masochist.
I hear he still wears his chains under his clothes. XD
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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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Varric Tethras

Wealthy Businessman


Demon Days

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:13 pm


I don't mind nudity when it's done tastefully.


....but is it bad that the sex scenes in DAO make me giggle? seriously... their faces are just... xD


I also have to agree with the Merril comment. I was like... why is this sweet and innocent elf wearing a CORSET and a THONG? rofl
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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

brainnsoup

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Varric Tethras

Wealthy Businessman

PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:41 pm


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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

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I would love, love if Danarius turned out to be a HipHop/DanceFloor music fan. "Come slave! We shall bump and grind~". Enjoy those mental images. = u=;;

That party banter was when Carver became my favorite sibling. Ahhh Anders. When he is not bitching about Templars or plotting agents the Chantry he is talking about peoples crotches. "Did he ever ask you to play the Naughty Apprentice? What about the Upstanding Knight and the secret Desire Demon?" /swoon

My new OTP: Sword of Mercy x Bianca.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:49 am


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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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xxxxx
XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

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I would love, love if Danarius turned out to be a HipHop/DanceFloor music fan. "Come slave! We shall bump and grind~". Enjoy those mental images. = u=;;

That party banter was when Carver became my favorite sibling. Ahhh Anders. When he is not bitching about Templars or plotting agents the Chantry he is talking about peoples crotches. "Did he ever ask you to play the Naughty Apprentice? What about the Upstanding Knight and the secret Desire Demon?" /swoon

My new OTP: Sword of Mercy x Bianca.
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XD Poor Fenris. I can't imagine a worse fate...

I especially love Anders comment because being the hypocrite he is, he fails to realize that he constantly carries around a giant, ridiculously phallic weapon himself.
Hahaha, I miss when that guy was still fun.

brainnsoup

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Varric Tethras

Wealthy Businessman

PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:26 pm


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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

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I would love, love if Danarius turned out to be a HipHop/DanceFloor music fan. "Come slave! We shall bump and grind~". Enjoy those mental images. = u=;;

That party banter was when Carver became my favorite sibling. Ahhh Anders. When he is not bitching about Templars or plotting agents the Chantry he is talking about peoples crotches. "Did he ever ask you to play the Naughty Apprentice? What about the Upstanding Knight and the secret Desire Demon?" /swoon

My new OTP: Sword of Mercy x Bianca.
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XD Poor Fenris. I can't imagine a worse fate...

I especially love Anders comment because being the hypocrite he is, he fails to realize that he constantly carries around a giant, ridiculously phallic weapon himself.
Hahaha, I miss when that guy was still fun.

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He's not a hypocrite! He just has selective reasoning. Hmm, a sword is clearly overcompensation while a staff is an 'extension' of ones person. ;'D Also 99% sure all mages are freeballing it. We can agree that this is a truth, yes? I'm thinking that Aveline made him put on unders and that's why he is so grumpy.
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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

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I would love, love if Danarius turned out to be a HipHop/DanceFloor music fan. "Come slave! We shall bump and grind~". Enjoy those mental images. = u=;;

That party banter was when Carver became my favorite sibling. Ahhh Anders. When he is not bitching about Templars or plotting agents the Chantry he is talking about peoples crotches. "Did he ever ask you to play the Naughty Apprentice? What about the Upstanding Knight and the secret Desire Demon?" /swoon

My new OTP: Sword of Mercy x Bianca.
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xxxxx
XD Poor Fenris. I can't imagine a worse fate...

I especially love Anders comment because being the hypocrite he is, he fails to realize that he constantly carries around a giant, ridiculously phallic weapon himself.
Hahaha, I miss when that guy was still fun.

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He's not a hypocrite! He just has selective reasoning. Hmm, a sword is clearly overcompensation while a staff is an 'extension' of ones person. ;'D Also 99% sure all mages are freeballing it. We can agree that this is a truth, yes? I'm thinking that Aveline made him put on unders and that's why he is so grumpy.
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Hehe, sure.
Tell that to his Hummer H3 and special pump...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:58 pm


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Buahah! I knew he had a Hawke doll somewhere. Oh Cassy, what have you gotten yourself into M'Lady? > U > *Gigglesnort*

I replayed the Merrill cut scene over and over and over. Then one more time for good measure. Just....wut.....wut....srslywut.. . _ . Bah! Fenris's "I dance ofcourse" joke was not a joke at all you see, but a confession. He intended to do his nightly "Dance of the Sword" to the tune of "I just had Sex" but was interrupted by the fire. Flawless explanation as to why he needed to have it. /like a boss
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xxxxx
XD Oh god, I hope not! My idiot friends just stopped singing that damn song every five minutes.
I could forgive him for ditching my poor vulnerable Hawke, but that... Forget Danarius, I'd have to have him flayed for that. >_<

As for why he instantly has the sword, who knows? I know in the earlier part of the game, Anders has an argument with Carver that he maturely resolves by commenting on Carver's oversized sword "I wonder what you're compensating for."
That, or he's picked up Varric's weird weapon paraphilia.

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I would love, love if Danarius turned out to be a HipHop/DanceFloor music fan. "Come slave! We shall bump and grind~". Enjoy those mental images. = u=;;

That party banter was when Carver became my favorite sibling. Ahhh Anders. When he is not bitching about Templars or plotting agents the Chantry he is talking about peoples crotches. "Did he ever ask you to play the Naughty Apprentice? What about the Upstanding Knight and the secret Desire Demon?" /swoon

My new OTP: Sword of Mercy x Bianca.
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xxxxx
XD Poor Fenris. I can't imagine a worse fate...

I especially love Anders comment because being the hypocrite he is, he fails to realize that he constantly carries around a giant, ridiculously phallic weapon himself.
Hahaha, I miss when that guy was still fun.

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He's not a hypocrite! He just has selective reasoning. Hmm, a sword is clearly overcompensation while a staff is an 'extension' of ones person. ;'D Also 99% sure all mages are freeballing it. We can agree that this is a truth, yes? I'm thinking that Aveline made him put on unders and that's why he is so grumpy.
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Hehe, sure.
Tell that to his Hummer H3 and special pump...


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