wahmbulance
If you are reading this and female, get back to the kitchen.
No not really, who would I be to say such a thing? Me, probably one of the lowliest of creatures on God's green Earth.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling blue I kill small animals and keep vials of there blood in a chain around my wrist.
So you see, I am scum. I deserve to be harassed and abused by everybody who i come into contact with. Please slap me.
The Irish Tyrants Society
For Irish Gaians, tyrant optional
