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 Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:48 pm
Falling With Style
This is CLIFF Clubs so-not-a-quote catch phrase and its purpose
Do you love the feel of air rushing through your hair? The weightlessness, the temporary freedom from gravity that comes from the pause before you fall? Watching the ground rush towards you and the triumph of timing everything just so that the inevitable splat never happens?
Or is it something else that calls you to the fall?
Whatever it is CLIFF Club is for you.
So sign up and get ready to jump - parachutes are optional but for the worried don’t worry safety is covered.
All you got to do is bring you, yourself, and your love for the air.
(Flyers are politely asked to either go join Freakuant Flyers or to agree to only use their wings as a substitute parachute)
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:54 pm
President: Mandy
Cheif Inspector of Health and Safety: Barth
Members:
Riley
Levi
West
Sparrow
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:05 am
CLIFF Club is hosted in Classroom 13, which some may recognize as Professor Malcolms classroom used for Minipets 1.3. The classroom includes one near-bottomless pit for the clubs use along with 10-foot deep shretch of water and some nice stable, if slightly damp, earth in-between. Anyone worried about safety will be pleased to note that the gaint tentacle beings residing within the room will catch anyone who is jumping uncontrolled when it is not off holidaying in Japan.
The room is open from 4:30pm to 7:00pm on weekdays and 8:30am to 3:00pm on weekends. It is required that at least two members be present before use of the pit.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:09 am
Events
- Making Parachutes: I Hope You Can Stitch
- Jumping Saftey 101: How To Fall And Not Break Something
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:10 am
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:17 am
RILEY IMMEDIATELY SIGNS UP AND PROMISES SHE'S NOT JUST DOING IT TO TRY AND FREE THE TENTACLE MONSTER
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:22 am
MANDY BELIEVES YOU RILEY. REALLY.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:25 am
Malcolm says tentacle beast might randomly not be there, because it is off in Japan, frightening young, impressionable females while they sit in their bathtubs. <3
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:29 am
... WELL AT LEAST IT'S FREE
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:41 am
Of course its free. Malcolm never said it wasn't! 8D Rule 34 man, rule 34.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:58 am
RILEY REQUESTS THAT MALCOLM EXPLAIN WHAT THE "RULE 34" IS. SHE IS A FAN OF FOLLOWING RULES.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:00 am
Malcolm asks Riley to google it. It is always good to learn more about the world.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:03 am
Riley reminds Professor Malcolm that it is his job to answer students questions and help educate them.
Or she can ask Professor Hellma about it.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:05 am
Malcolm says he encourages students to do some self research, and to not always rely on the teacher for an answer. He adds that the headmistress might be able to give a life demo of 'Rule 34' now though, in her true form.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:07 am
Riley: *Runs off to ask the Headmistress for a live demo*
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