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 Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:10 pm
PLEASE keep em clean >.<..haha, let's get this started..
knock-knock..
who's there??
to...
to who???
no, to whom!
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:57 pm
What reason did the zombie give for loving his girlfriend?
Her brains.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 3:15 pm
What drink do vampires order at the bar?
Bloody Mary!
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 3:39 pm
what do you get with a pit full of arms? an armpit.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 4:08 pm
What's the difference between a republican and Jason Voorhees?
One is deformed, sexphobic, and likes to kill people...............and the other is jason Voorhees blaugh
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:27 pm
One guy walks into a bar, the other one ducks.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:23 pm
some West Virginia jokes
How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
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