The gate itself folded, sighed, as it collapsed, one last time behind them.

The world was silent, poised, waiting for their attack. Waiting for the Head Priestess to call the, to wake them from its slumber and incite on them a revenge so terrible.

"My children." She called for attention, raising both arms as she took a few steps against the sand, her skin contrasting with the pale clouds, the seagulls, the thick blue water. In the distance lay a familiar tower, an impenetrable fortress. Deus Ex Machina. "Now is our time. I call to us power, and we shall receive it."

She took another step forward, and then two steps. A third step, sandal ed feet buried in the water. The Head Priestess spoke, but not in a language students or horsemen understood. The whispers grew louder, more fervent, as the waters began to churn and the ground shape. From the earth echoed a single voice.

'REVENGE'

At first nothing. An then, the waters parted, surged forward, all but burying the Head Priestess's form as something leapt from the waves, growing higher and higher, a leviathan, a pillar that touched the sky. It sparkled a pure brown, and smelt kind of awful. It also really, kind of sort of looked like poop.

The giant poop monster attacked Deus Ex and it was forever known as Poop Ex Machina and remember kids. Poop is important! Also you might want to go back and wait a few more minutes on that page for the correct links.