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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:51 pm
Sheldon and Ellie go to King Taco Meanwhile, in another part of the city where the swell of battles and rampaging dragon phoenix creatures was distant and pretty much unaware to some of the populace of Destiny City, sat Sheldon and Ellie. How they had ended up lounging on his couch was rather unimportant nor was any explanation needed; really, did it need to be explained? Given how they randomly encountered each other could be explanation enough, their familiarity with one another just prompted another hang out. This time without Shawn to prod and for more silence between the two as Sheldon was that socially retarded to carry on any sort of conversation. Conversation, as it was, had been light to general inquiries about each other's days and happenings to Ellie of course making fun of the green haired boy in some fashion or another. The sensation of battle was probably tingling in her skin as it raged and called to her some miles away in another section of their city but it was promptly ignored [as was Tron Legacy, which has been set into the DVD player to keep the room from complete silence] from Sheldon, in turn, mocking Ellie. "Really?" He half laughed, his fingers passing an all familiar joint between each finger on one of his hands. "You've never tried it?" He was of course referring to the joint of cannabis he was playing with, only had been brought up since she had noticed it on his coffee table just sitting there. "Afraid of what it might do?" He grinned.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:18 pm
There were plenty of answers she could have given him about never trying a joint. Most of them insulting about how she wasn't a loser. Yet, before she could come up with which one most accurately touched upon her current sentiments, the green haired boy had done something bold. Perhaps the boldest thing he had ever done around the blonde. "Say what?" A brow rose almost rigidly at her companion. "Yer callin' me a chicken sh*t?!" Apparently that was the translation she managed to pull up from his comment. She didn't give him a chance to correct himself. Her fingers just forced their ways in and just yanked that joint from between his fingers. Before pulling her fingers all the way back, she gave Sheldon a rather solid flick against his forehead. "I ain't afraid... ya light it up and take th'first hit... and I'll totally split this sh*t with ya!" As if the joint was a pencil, she twirled it between her fingers before tossing it at Sheldon once again. She leaned forward, one arm supporting her against her leg. Where as Sheldon's lips formed a grin, her own formed a serious scowl.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:38 pm
OH? Had he finally struck a nerve against the formidable Ellie Spectre? Both of Sheldon'd brows rose up in surprise upon his findings while his silly grin remained plastered on his face. Some special place in the back of his mind was savoring this while the rest of it hoped not to ******** it up - whenever would he get such a chance as this ever again? "Your words not mine-OW!" Being the weak creature he was, he of course flinched, shut his eyes and pulled away after she flicked his forehead, not giving a chance to protest as she stole the wrapped marijuana away from him but pulled a hand to assest the damage upon his forehead. Given her strength against him, he wouldn't be surprised if there was a dent or something come the next day. "Ow ~" He repeated lamely, rubbing the offended spot with a pout on his face.  And promptly flinched again as she tossed the practically weightless thing back at him. Did he catch it? This is Sheldon, of course not. One hand was occupied with his head so the other now had the task of finding it in the folds of his sweatshirt. It took him a good few seconds of searching for that, and allowing himself to search for his lighter before he held up both in self triumph. Sheldon didn't say anything in retort to her, just smiled - almost evilly - as he flicked his lighter open and lit the joint in a fluid motion. The first hit was his, slow and skilled, making small smoke circles as he exhaled and passed it to his companion. This... yeah, this was going to be fun.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:00 am
Ellie had a friend who smoked on occasion. Sheldon, sadly, was not said friend. Sheldon was still an acquaintance at best. The friend was Phil, and Phil, unfortunately, was a stress smoker. Of course she had seen people light up and take a puff so many times, but had she actually paid attention to the method? Of course not.
Even now as the green haired boy took his hit, her gold eyes didn't even bother to try and note what he did. It was only now as he passed it to her she realized the problem. She pinched onto the roll between two fingers almost like a crab would.
The blonde looked real hard at the joint, eyes scrunching up slightly. Her eyes eventually glanced over to her companion. Damn the way he was smiling at her. Without another thought, she just pulled the joint up to her lips and took her first hit horridly fast. It was the classic mistake of someone new to smoking. Her efforts were rewarded with watering eyes and coughs with a few curses mixed into her gasps for air.
"F*ck this..." she managed to get out as she attempted to pass the joint back to Sheldon.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:21 am
If this was going any indication of how the night was going to go, Sheldon knew it was going to be an awesome one. With Ellie's rookie mistake, a full laugh almost escaped him but he really only got out one good 'HA!' until he realized who he was with and quickly covered his mouth. The blonde's view of Sheldon was really how he viewed her at best as well, an acquaintance. But he knew her enough to know she would hit him for further mocking - the lingering tickle on his forehead was evidence enough.
So, Sheldon passed it off as is clearing his throat because really that's what he was trying to do. Totally. "You'll get used to it," he muttered as he seized the joint back from her and let the rolled paper rest in his fingers for a moment before bringing it up to his lips again. "Just simple inhale and exhale," he explained as he released the smoke back into the air with a few coughs of his own. "The first few take some time, especially depending on the strain and all... but then it just gets all mellow yellow ~" It was a lame explanation, but given he never had to before it was the best he could do. That and a smile as he offered her the joint once again.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:49 am
Before the joint was offered to her again, her hand tightened into a fist and she gave him a quick jab into the arm, aiming for the softer muscles. She muttered out "d**k," before she snatched up the joint again.
"Mellow Yellow? Really? I hate that song!" The song itself just sounded way too hippy-ish for her tastes. Then again, considering what she had at hand, she really couldn't argue.
She once more took an intense look at the roll between her fingers. "So... simple in and out, eh?" She sighed slightly before giving it a shot the way he suggested. Bringing it to her lips, she inhaled, then exhaled.
Then coughed again a few times as she passed it off to him again. "I ain't gonna get used ta it... so stop sayin' I will..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:22 am
"Oh, good god," Sheldon whined pathetically, teetering to the side after her blow to his arm. If she was trying to aim for a softer part, it didn't really work ... since well, did we mention Sheldon was weak and pathetic? But, he wasn't going to cry or anything from this, he still had that bit of manhood left to him. It just hurt really badly and he rubbed at the spot to prove it as he slowly recoiled back. "Ow...." Tonight might prove to be interesting, but he was probably going to come out of it bruised.
"Its a good song," not that he listened to it in rounds and repeat but it was decent enough. "But yeah... don't force it." He offered, glancing at her as she attempted to take another hit. Ellie was getting better, but it wasn't like this really had a skill set to it. It was smoking, you just kind of did it and found your own means to do it; like eating or something.
"You will, young grasshopper, you will ~" Sheldon teased once he got the roach back between his lips.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:58 am
"It's a crappy song!" In all honesty, Ellie would totally just continue to argue that point as long as he continued to disagree with her. She still wasn't feeling anything yet, except for a little bit of a scratch at the back of her throat. Inhaling smoke definitely was not a natural thing.
He took his puff, and when she got the joint back, she snorted out "This ain't a kung fu movie... I ain't no grasshopper!" A quick attempt at a puff, a hand off, and a slight cough. "And, I ain't ever gonna be yer student... so ya can forget 'bout that!"
He was already passing the roll back to her. She took it up again, glancing at it again. "It tastes funny... how th' hell can anyone like this stuff?" The blonde brought it to her lips again and took another drag. Maybe someday she'd figure out how to do this, but today wasn't the day. She ended up coughing quite a bit this time as she passed it off again to Sheldon.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:56 pm
"Oh, young grasshopper... this could turn into anything," Sheldon smirked after another hand off. He was at the point of not letting the nickname go, blame it on the weed really. It allowed him to let go and being obnoxious, as well as giggly but he wasn't at that point yet.
As a matter of fact, why wasn't she? Sheldon turned his suspicious gaze to his blonde companion in question. Nothing? Nothing at all yet? Sure, he wasn't expecting the campfire scene in Paul - which suddenly sprung to mind and made the male chuckle for a few good seconds. Aa, Kristin Wiig. This wasn't the best kush he had gotten from Shawn, but it wasn't the cheap s**t either.
Sheldon's eyes narrowed slightly in determination as he held his hand in pass as she began to hand the roach back to him. "Take another hit... and relax." This wasn't just turning into a challenge to her for trying it, it was now one for him to actually get her high. "Sometimes its an acquired taste ... and sometimes this s**t can even taste like bubblegum, no joke." Or mint, or citrus. Aa, cultivation. He didn't have any of that on hand but you worked with what you got.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:40 pm
"I ain't a grasshopper... stop sayin' that!" She picked up the joint with one hand, but in an annoyed manner, she jabbed at his arm again. As if lecturing him, she waved the roach at him as if it was an accusatory finger. "And this ain't what I agreed ta... ya know that, right?" The blonde, unfortunately, expected him to say another insult if she didn't take the hit.
"Ya know... I don't do the relaxin' thing very well... right?" She tried to lay back against the couch to force herself into calming down slightly. Her feet draped across her companion's lap. "I tend t'pace when I get bored or agitated..." She stared at the joint.
"And this definitely doesn't taste like bubblegum..." She brought the joint to her lips and took another hit. Her feet were tapping against whatever was nearby (in this instance, the arm of the couch). It seemed like the closest that Sheldon would be able to get in regards to Ellie and relaxing.
At least, that was until that foot of hers seemed to slow down a bit. Without even looking at him, she held the joint out to him again. "Ya... ya gotta take two hits t'make up fer not taking one this time 'round..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:17 pm
Was he going to stop calling her 'grasshopper?' For now, perhaps but the night was still young and the name was bound to be dropped later on. Just to annoy her. And when she wasn't prone to constant hitting. Sheldon hissed and rubbed at the spot again after her newest jab. God, talk about showing emotions with your fist.
"I didn't think we had established terms for this," Sheldon's expression turned back from pain to grin, reclining himself into the couch as Ellie had. As counter to her constant movement, he was pretty still in his sitting. Only moving his arm to reach over and take the joint from her fingers.
"I just agreed to take the first hit ~" With that, he brought it to his lips inhaling deeply before blowing out a long stream of smoke. He let the effects of the weed linger before fulfilling her request on the double hit, this time exhaling in the circled rings he had started off with. "And I didn't say that this one did," he explained, waving the two fingers that held the joint out at her while he went on, "just that there is some weed out there that can taste like it ~"
Taste. Food. "Hm... are you hungry? I'm getting kinda hungry..." His eyes twitched a little as the haze of cannabis was slowly filling them. If it was one thing, the feeling of munchies always took him over.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:06 pm
"Yeah... there were totally terms..." She still wasn't looking at him as she spoke. In fact, she was looking at her toes all the way on the other side of the couch. Why did they suddenly seem so distant and interesting? Experimentally, she wriggled her toes.
It was only when it was her turn for a hit that she seemed to pay attention again to things other than her toes. "Well, I don't like bubblegum... too sweet..." She snatched up the joint and took another hit, this time not nearly as smooth as her previous one, causing her to cough a bit again. The blonde then passed it again to the only other guy in the room.
The mention of hunger didn't really get much of a rise from the tomboy yet. She was only just starting to get high and wasn't getting bothered yet by hunger. So Sheldon's mention of getting hungry went ignored for now. Instead, a subject out of nowhere popped up.
"...I also don't like your bike, Hawwwwwbes..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:22 pm
Ellie's pass was going to hang in the air longer than she would have expected, for Sheldon had apparently vanished from where he was sitting. How he had gotten up so fast and into the kitchen was anyone's guess. But he was now rummaging through a few of his sad looking cupboards for something to snack on. "There totally weren't any terms!" He called to her, his voice having a slight echoe from the barren empty cabinet his head was currently in.
Given a few more minutes of searching, he finally came across an open box of Triskets. Sheldon tested the edibility of the woven crackers with a few experimental nibbles on corners before deeming them safe - though, given his state of mind he probably would have eaten them if they were still stale.
Sheldon spun around on his heels, pivoting a little too much on the wood floor - a dangerous task with socks while high really - and nearly dropped his victorious finding of munchies. It was the spin and her sudden insult to his scooter really. And a pathetic attempt at an ANGRY face graced Sheldon's features as he slinked back to the couch with box in hand. "Will you lay off my bike?" Came his attempt at ANGRY voice as he plopped back on the couch and snatched the joint she still had in hand.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:53 pm
The blonde tomboy didn't even seem to notice the lack of a Sheldon under her feet. She just continued testing her toes, holding the joint out since it wasn't her turn. It was when her companion's angry voice called out to her that she once more paid attention.
Sort of.
There was just something hilarious about Sheldon's version of anger. So she laughed at his expense. It was a good laugh that lasted as long as he had the joint and wasn't passing it to her.
"No... I ain't gonna lay off yer bike until it's more amazing... seriously... that thing is a train wreck if ya ask me..." Her expression seemed to be fading from that serious thing to something a bit more pleasant at least. As he passed her the joint again, she stood up, taking it in hand and taking a puff before handing it off to him again.
"Show me yer bike again... I'll make it so much less gay than it is... seriously dude...it's sooooo gay...." With a sloppy gesture, she already began walking to the door.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:07 pm
The laughing didn't phase him too much, even he wouldn't buy or cower at his attempt at anger. He was a mellow person at best and when he was riled up and pissy, he seemed more like an angry child than an adult in any instance. But that didn't mean he was going to allow her to see him pout about it, which he was on the verge of. So, he covered his grumpy expression by munching loudly on Triskets, well when he wasn't taking a hit and all.
"It's so not gaaaaaaay," came a whine that was more fitting to a creature such as Sheldon. He stumbled a little, nearly tripping on a misplaced xbox controller as he followed Ellie towards the door. The box of food was now under his arm as he grabbed his keys - they had to get back in somehow! -and shoes along the way to beat her to the door and guided her down the stairs and out into the nice night air.
After taking a nice long drag in the new setting, Sheldon waved his hand enthusiastically at the bike parked near a few of the other occupant's two wheeled vehicles. "I painted it and everything!" It was now a deep muted green, kind of like an army color and sported a black Halo sticker, placed askew on the side of the bucket seat.
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