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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:10 am
I was just reading through some random blog (Tim Buckley's, creater of Ctrl+Alt+Del) and found this interesting past. I hope you enjoy.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:15 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:29 am
you did the one about being 1/8 Chereokee twice eek
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:01 am
pfft, that dosn't beat this one.
Vin Diesel and God have a triathalon of pie eating, baby throwing, and truck pulling simultaniously every week. Vin has never lost.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with an erection, there we no survivors.
Everyday Vin Diesel produces his own weight in semen. And by produces i mean eats, and by semen i mean orphans.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:53 pm
Chuck Norris wanted to see himself bald, and thats how Vin Diesel was made...
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters, by knit I ment kick, and by sweaters I ment babys!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:46 am
I just copy and pasted it. I know there was a double, but I was changing it.
As for Vin Diesel- he can get a roundhouse kick of shut the ******** up! Chuck Norris is still better!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:19 pm
he refuses!!!
One day Vin Deisel and Chuck Norris met. God was afraid.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:32 pm
That's all true, except the Great Wall of China was originally meant to keep his dog out. But after they found out who it belonged to it was expanded to keep Chuck Norris out.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:22 am
If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:10 am
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:14 am
Chuck Norris once met someone that knew everything. It was his reflection.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:20 am
Chuck Norris is so ninja that he's standing behind you right now and is reading this over your shoulder, but will be gone by the time you turn around.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:24 am
Chuck Norris does not need to feed. He has a constant supply of babies being forced into his veins each second.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:28 am
There is no such thing as free will, only the will of Chuck Norris that you may follow freely.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:32 am
When Chuck Norris walks, the world rotates.
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