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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:33 pm
This was something I use to do in a Bleach guild that has long since been disbanded (Where I got my RP start, in fact). The concept is really simple: Take a song's lyrics, change a few words around, then post it here. Here's the thing: the edit is to suit something from this guild, POTS. It could be a dedication to the crew, captain, a particular person, anything, just as long as it's apart of this particular guild. Don't do one based off yourself or one of your RPCs, that's just being selfish -_-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Metal POTS
You can't kill the POTS The POTS will live on Noobs tried to kill the POTS But they failed, as Kiyoko smited them to the ground One-Liners tried to kill the POTS But they failed, as Tsubame struck them down to the ground Beggers tried to strip the POTS Hahahahahaha They failed, as Luo threw them to the ground
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
No-one can destroy the POTS The POTS will strike you down with a vicious blow We are the vanquished foes of the POTS We tried to win for why we do not know
Metaplayers tried to destroy the POTS, but Jade had her way God-Modders then tried to dethrone the POTS, but Sosay was in the way B*t*hes (Not the good kind) tried to destroy the POTS, but Oniwa was much too strong God tried to defile the POTS, but Genzai proved him wrong Yeah!
POTS! It comes comes from hell!
------------------------------------ Painkiller Cobra
Faster than a bullet Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger He's half man and half machine
Rides the Metal Monster Breathing smoke and fire Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He is the Cobra This is the Cobra
Planets devastated Mankind's on its knees A savior comes from out the skies In answer to their pleas
Through boiling clouds of thunder Blasting bolts of steel Evils going under deadly wheels
He is the Cobra This is the Cobra
Faster than a laser bullet Louder than an atom bomb Chromium plated boiling metal Brighter than a thousand suns
Flying high on rapture Stronger free and brave Nevermore encaptured They've been brought back from the grave
With mankind resurrected Forever to survive Returns from Armageddon to the skies
He is the Cobra This is the Cobra Wings of steel Cobra Deadly wheels Cobra
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:40 pm
Roman's Suna's Revenge
We into S&M, but Suna's off the chain A little drop Jade's graphics drips off the frame Twisted freakin minds (David), got a pretzel for a brain(Sushi) A freakin puppet for a head (Akura), friggin pencil for a frame! (Sora) You don’t like it then peel off, Mist Every last village on Earth we’ll kill off, and still wouldn’t get touched, fools So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollerin’ “Why, God?” He ain’t got nun to do with it Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ our wrath we ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice armor Hope it’ll fit in nice cast Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With Weak skills and a bad squad Who just spit in our friggin’ face and called us some freakin tightwads So finally I broke down and bought em an iPod And caught em stealin’ my music, so we tied their arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera, peeed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life’s treatin’ you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It’s Death Dealers and Suna, you might find the sight quite odd But don’t ask why, mist... (Ask why not) The wo-world is my punchin’ bag and If I’m gar-bage, you’re a bunch of maggots Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at us Show me the target so we can fly out and crush em Like a, raah, raah, like a freakin hydra You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon You must've went off the back, I’m ’bout to go off the deep end I told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic!
(No offense misties.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:52 pm
Disclaimer: any Life taking mentioned is to be taken as if it were entirely virtual. I am also extremely tired and did not put the best effort possible into corrupting this song.
Hero Beard Shay bathes with him, So he can fit in, But we feel like he does when we roleplay with him, 'Cause you want to belong, do you go along? 'Cause his gift is gladly given for you to belong It’s not like you love him or want him to fly, But maybe he goes home and rinses with fluoride, Or he comes back to PotS with a kunai at his side, Any respect from you might have corrupted his life...
TAG: Ninjas are made when you make a choice... CHORUS: You could grow a beard, Ninjas do what’s right, You could grow a beard, You might take a life, You could grow a beard, you could join the fight, For what’s right, for what’s right, for what’s right...
Everyone talks to him, His mind is so blown, He’s in too much joy to get by on his own, The joy he can’t handle overflows to a knife, he slices off an arm, wants to take a life, Each day he goes on is a day that he is brave, Fighting the guy who stands in his way, Each moment of courage his own village he saves, When he eviscerates the fool , a ninja is made...
TAG: Ninjas are made when you make a choice... CHORUS: You could grow a beard, Ninjas do what’s right, You could grow a beard, You might take a life, You could grow a beard, you could join the fight, For what’s right, for what’s right, for what’s right...
No one talks to him about how he lives, he thinks that the choices he makes are just his, Doesn’t show he’s a leader with the way he behaves, And others will follow the choices he’s made, He lives on the edge, He’s old enough to decide, His genin who act like him are all now in line, He can do what he wants because it’s his right, The choices he makes end yet another genin life...
TAG: Ninjas are made when you make a choice... CHORUS: You could grow a beard, Ninjas do what’s right, You could grow a beard, You might take a life, You could grow a beard, you could join the fight, For what’s right, for what’s right, for what’s right...
Little Darth Ducky was the one in class Who everyday got brutally harassed This went on for years Till he decided that never again would he shed another tear So he walked through the door And grabbed the scroll out of his Kage’s dresser drawer He said 'I can take life ever more' And like that a life can be lost But this ain't even about that All of us just sat back and watched it happen Thinking it is totally our responsibility To join PotS and have a beard like he This is PotS. This isn’t just one of the Naruto Guilds In which we choose to Roleplay time by Choosing to do the right thing If we make a choice and be the voice For those who won't join up for themselves How many lives would be saved, changed, rearranged? Now it's our time to grow a beard. So don't keep walking by not wanting to intervene, Cause you just want to exist and never be seen. So let’s wake up, and Join PotS Let’s grow a beard now.
You could grow a beard - (Let’s grow a beard now) ninjas do what’s right You could grow a beard - (Let’s grow a beard now) you might take a life You could grow a beard - (Let’s grow a beard now) you could join the fight For what’s right, for what’s ri-ight...
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:54 pm
(Although not a PotS tribute, by Gregar's request it has been added)
Charizard ~ A Parody of Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri
I know you can't be serious taking a step towards me ‘Cause all that's waiting is regret Don't you know I'm not charmander anymore You lost the chance a long time ago
I learned to fight, burn bright And now you want to try one more time
[Chorus:] Who are you trying to catch? Runnin' 'round throwing pokeballs I’m a motherf***ing Charizard Tearing you apart You're gonna get set ablaze From the fire spewing out my mouth So don't try and catch me Don't even try at all
I hear you're asking all around If I am anywhere to be found But I have grown too strong To ever be caught by a pokeball
I've learned to fight, burning bright And now you want to try one more time
[Chorus] Who are you trying to catch? Runnin' 'round throwing pokeballs I’m a mother f***ing Charizard Tearing you apart You're gonna get set ablaze From the fire spewing out my mouth So don't try and catch me Don't even try at all
It took so long just to set alight Remember how to put the gleam back in my eyes I wish you had missed the first time that you threw ‘Cause my eye hurts like a b***h And now you're back You don't get to run away
[Chorus x2] Who are you trying to catch? Runnin' 'round throwing pokeballs I’m a motherf***ing Charizard Tearing you apart You're gonna get set ablaze From the fire spewing out my mouth So don't try and catch me Don't even try at all
Who are you trying to catch? Who are you trying to catch? Who are you trying to catch?
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:51 pm
Hero Ninja - Skillet Note: If you are an evil ninja, then this song isn't for you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm just a step away I'm a just a breath away Losin my faith today (Fallin off the edge today) I am just a man Not superhuman (I'm not superhuman) Someone save me from the hate It's just another war Just another family torn (Falling from my faith today) Just a step from the edge Just another day in the world we live I need a ninja to save me now I need a ninja (Save me now) I need a ninja to save my life A ninja'll save me (Just in time) I've gotta fight today To live another day Speakin my mind today (My voice will be heard today) I've gotta make a stand But I am just a man (I'm not superhuman) My voice will be heard today It's just another war Just another family torn (My voice will be heard today) It's just another kill The countdown begins to destroy ourselves I need a ninja to save me now I need a ninja (Save me now) I need a ninja to save my life A ninja'll save me (Just in time) I need a ninja to samy life I need a ninja just in time Save me just in time Save me just in time Who's gonna fight for what's right Who's gonna help us survive We're in the fight of our lives (And we're not ready to die) Who's gonna fight for the weak Who's gonna make 'em believe I've got a ninja (I've got a ninja) Livin in me I'm gonna fight for whats right Today i'm speaking my mind And if it kills me tonight (I will be ready to die) A ninja's not afraid to give his life A ninja's gonna save me just in time I need a ninja to save me now I need a ninja (save me now) I need a ninja to save my life A ninja will save me (just in time) I need a ninja Who's gonna fight for what's right Who's gonna help us survive I need a ninja Who's gonna fight for the weak Who's gonna make 'em believe I've got a ninja I need a ninja A ninja is gonna save me just in time
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFASos1G-5U&feature=related
dedicated to memorial day, and to those who have lost their loved ones. Forever shall they remain connected to us in the very air that we breathe and the the very mist that embraces us every-time we open the door and set foot in our beloved land. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Little Soldier Boy
Leaves from the vine Falling so slow Like fragile tiny shells Drifting in the foam...
Little soldier boy Come marching home Brave soldier boy comes marching home...
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:26 pm
{Author Note: Wrote this while pulling a double shift. Has absolutely nothing to do with PoTS but imagine it does. Have fun! feel free to PM me with your thoughts.}
It was us who let down the village When the pirates came to plunder and pillage We were too busy picking flowers To save the people with our mighty powers
Cause, we’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes We’re our own worst foes We’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes And our bank accounts are zeros
When ruin visits your towns You’ll look down upon us with frowns We could’ve been the ones to save the day But we were skinny dipping in the bay
Cause, we’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes We’re our own worst foes We’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes And our bank accounts are zeros
You called upon us to complete a lengthy quest To rid the world of the vermin who were becoming a pest But then we were all like “Nah, man.” Cause we were trying to get a tan
Cause, we’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes We’re our own worst foes We’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes And our bank accounts are zeros
We’ll never be worth even a herd of cattle We always show up too late to join the battle We’ll never be considered your saviors Only as miscreants with misbehaviors
Cause, we’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes We’re our own worst foes We’re the side-tracked heroes We got swords, Bows, and Arrows We’re the side-tracked heroes And our bank accounts are zeros
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:40 pm
I was watching t.v. with my little brothers (ages 11, 8, 7, and 1) and I heard the theme song for the show and was like "OMFG THIS REMINDS ME OF POTS!"SO without further adieu, I present:Kirigakure: A Village Without Danger(*Adapted from the lyrics to A World Without Danger: Code Lyoko Theme Song)There's a village that is unafraid and loyal It can be so cold. You just might have to fight to save your life. Seeing the world through the eyes of a shinobi. It prepares us for a fight.
Here we are, going far to save all that we love. If we give all we've got, we will make it through. Here we are, like a star shining bright on your world. Today, make evil go away. (Mist shinobi) Their nickname says it all. (Mist shinobi) Be there when you call. (Mist shinobi) We will stand real tall. (Mist shinobi) Stronger after all.
Shrouded in the mist, it can shadow human nature, And all that we need is the way to find the answer But one thing's for sure, you can count on us for good.
Here we are, going far to save all that we love. If we give all we've got, we will make it through. Here we are, like a star shining bright on your world. Today, make evil go away. (Mist shinobi) Their nickname says it all. (Mist shinobi) Be there when you call. (Mist shinobi) We will stand real tall. (Mist shinobi) Stronger after all.
Kiri shinobi will never let you down. We're up to the test to turn this world around.
Here we are, going far to save all that we love. If we give all we've got, we will make it through. Here we are, like a star shining bright on your world. Today (make evil go away). Here we are, going far to save all that we love. If we give all we've got, we will make it through (make evil go away). Here we are, like a star shining bright on your world. Today, make evil go away.
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Wealthy Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:11 am
Maroon 5 ft Christina Aguilera - Moves like JaggerMaroon 5 ft Kiyoko Kaguya - Moves like Gregar ( Video) (Adam Levine) Just shoot for the stars if it feels right Then aim for my heart if you feel like Take me away and make it okay I swear I'll behave
You wanted control, so we waited I put on a show, now I make it You say I'm a kid, my ego is big I don't give a s**t
And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my post and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
Maybe it's hard when you feel like you're broken and scarred Nothing feels right But when you're with me, I'll make you believe That Pots is the key
So get in the car, we can ride it Wherever you want, get inside it And you wanna steer, but I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here
And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my post and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
(Kiyoko Kaguya) You wanna know how to make me smile Join the guild, face me just for the night And if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn, I won't show you twice Head to toe, ooh baby fight me right If I share my secret, you're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this
(Adam Levine) And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you (take on the Ougun) Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:10 pm
Beatriz-chan Maroon 5 ft Christina Aguilera - Moves like JaggerMaroon 5 ft Kiyoko Kaguya - Moves like Gregar ( Video) (Adam Levine) Just shoot for the stars if it feels right Then aim for my heart if you feel like Take me away and make it okay I swear I'll behave
You wanted control, so we waited I put on a show, now I make it You say I'm a kid, my ego is big I don't give a s**t
And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my post and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
Maybe it's hard when you feel like you're broken and scarred Nothing feels right But when you're with me, I'll make you believe That Pots is the key
So get in the car, we can ride it Wherever you want, get inside it And you wanna steer, but I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here
And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my post and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
(Kiyoko Kaguya) You wanna know how to make me smile Join the guild, face me just for the night And if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn, I won't show you twice Head to toe, ooh baby fight me right If I share my secret, you're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this
(Adam Levine) And it goes like this Take on the Ougun and I'll know you (take on the Ougun) Post until you're drunk and I'll show you All the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar
I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar I've got the moves like Gregar This.......I just can't begin to describe the amount of epicness in this epic win. Thank you, Beatriz, this is fantastic.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:38 pm
Ouguns are Terrible A parody of One Direction's "What makes you Beautiful" by me.
[Verse 1] You are unsure, Don't know what for, You're turning heads when you talk to the cre-e-ew, They will give ouguns, So don't break rules, Your post is gone, And that's eno-o-ugh,
[Bridge] Everyone else in the world can see it, Everyone else but you,
[Chorus] You need to read the rules just like everyone else, The way that you fight crew members it gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at that thought it ain't hard to tell, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, If only you saw what I can see, You'll understand why they are called Punishments, Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, Oh oh, Watching is unbearable!
[Verse 2] So c-come on, Don't even troll To become right, You must read some ru-u-ules, I don't know why, You wanna die, You won't listen to me like it's lie-ie-ies,
[Bridge] Everyone else in the world can see it, Everyone else but you,
[Chorus] You need to read the rules just like everyone else, The way that you fight crew members it gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at that thought it ain't hard to tell, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, If only you saw what I can see, You'll understand why they are all called punishments, Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, Oh oh, Watching is unbearable!
[Middle 8] You need to read the rules just like everyone else, The way that you fight crew members it gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at that thought it ain't hard to tell, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible,
[Chorus] You need to read the rules just like everyone else, The way that you fight crew members it gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at that thought it ain't hard to tell, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, If only you saw what I can see, You'll understand why they are all called enemies, Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, You don't know, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, Oh oh, Ouguns are terrible, Oh oh, Watching is unbearable!
I thought of this while listening to another parody of the Song "What Makes you Beautiful " and this came to me. Kinda sad I'm the one doing it noting my old record... sweatdrop
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