For example.
Quote:
Fortunately, Jim made his flight on time.
Unfortunately, he found himself seated next to a man with a terrible case of THE SNORE and THE SMELL.
Unfortunately, he found himself seated next to a man with a terrible case of THE SNORE and THE SMELL.
... And so forth. One sentence per post, and spontaneous bullshitting is encouraged. I shall start?
"Steve was walking down his street one day when he got a call from his boss telling him to come to work on a weekend. Fortunately, Steve has no life, and therefore his weekend was free anyways."
