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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:03 am


I dunno if it's because I'm starting to get a tad old, but lately I feel like my brain is in "spawn" mode or something. I'm like ridiculously horny, like more than usual ridiculously. I'm checking out women waaaay more often than I usually do. I'm also somewhat more aggressive towards men lately. All I can figure is I'm getting a weird influx of testosterone or something. I dunno, I've been trying to 'relieve' the pressure lately, but inspite of my best efforts I'm not getting much relief out of it. Maybe it's cause Spring is coming, Spring fever.

I DUNNO. I gotta get to the bar or something this weekend, get all this major humpage out of my system neutral
PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:41 am


Or you could come to Seattle. Just sayin'. redface

I get like that right before my period. Like willing to jump anything and I'm all like '******** you bitches' to like every other girl.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:45 pm


I may have to take you up on that the way things are going lol

Yeah I thought maybe I was just having my "male time of the month" (which we do have, but it really only involves high/low testosterone level cycles). The thing is I've been feeling this way for like a month and a half now, and really if it was my "man-period" it should only last a week stare
PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:46 pm


Morde
Or you could come to Seattle Detroit. Just sayin'. redface

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:37 pm


Roger Ravage
I may have to take you up on that the way things are going lol
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:48 pm


HORMONAL RAAAAAAGE!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:33 am


Zelkiiro
HORMONAL RAAAAAAGE!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:51 am


I'm sorry I can't offer my services but I can post this:
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:17 pm


I just watched this episode too. rofl
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:17 pm


IT'S TRUE, MY STINK GLAND IS WEAK, SMELL.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:06 am


Quaint Ethos
Morde
Or you could come to Seattle Detroit. Just sayin'. redface

Hmm... Sorry Morde, but I think Michigan is like, half the distance Washington is from here...
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 2:54 pm


Yeeeaaaah, that tends to happen. I know what you mean. I just kinda let it pass nowadays and ride out the testosterone with setting things (like poi and myself) on fire. It's quite interesting when caught on film!

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:37 pm


I'm a bigger fan of chronic masturbation than I am setting things on fire
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:59 am


Tenacious Travis
I'm a bigger fan of setting chronic on fire.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:15 am


Pon farr.
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