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Would you TRY Subteranium Sauce in rl?
  Yes - I would use it all the way!!
  No - way too hot!!
  Maybe - just a little taste.
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Tanooki John

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:30 am


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Something I made from my laptop and a pic of Utsuho's origional graphic from TH12. So what do you guys think? Would you try the sause if you actually had it? Just read the label.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:32 am


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Awesome sauce! (see what I did there? xP) I'd buy it, provided the can doesn't asplode when I open it. X X X HOT is suggestively delicious~

It needs more work though O: If I were you, I'd put:
-CAUTION! Radiates awesome.
-Calories: >9000%
-Total Fat: 6%
-Sodium: 6%
-Total Carbohydrates: 600%
-Sugars: 60%
-Protein: 6000%
-Trans Fat: 0%
-Cholesterol: 666% or 0%
-Ingredients: Fresh sauce, fresh meat.
-Behold, a rad new sauce made by our very own Okuu!
Utsuho Reiuji's Subterranium Sauce packs an immense explosion of intricate spiciness with a blast of meaty flavours from Hell. {... ... ...} Or even on its own!
It is sure to give you an unique taste of Hell's blazing fires radiating right in your mouth.
-I am sure it's Team Shanghai Alice... xP

Haha, just my suggestions~ I'd love to see it in different flavours, like Extra Spicy GIGA FLARE or Tomato TOKAMAK, or even NUCLEAR FUSION: RIN's Corpse Voyage (extra meaty with meat chunks!), SATORI's Eastern Recollection (Asian Tastes, assuming the original is made more Western flavoured) or even KOISHI's Valentines Dinner (erm, what does dinner sauce taste like?)

Long post is loooong! Forgive me, I just looooooove food. -is hungry-


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:27 am


Monsieur Anonymous
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Awesome sauce! (see what I did there? xP) I'd buy it, provided the can doesn't asplode when I open it. X X X HOT is suggestively delicious~

It needs more work though O: If I were you, I'd put:
-CAUTION! Radiates awesome.
-Calories: >9000%
-Total Fat: 6%
-Sodium: 6%
-Total Carbohydrates: 600%
-Sugars: 60%
-Protein: 6000%
-Trans Fat: 0%
-Cholesterol: 666% or 0%
-Ingredients: Fresh sauce, fresh meat.
-Behold, a rad new sauce made by our very own Okuu!
Utsuho Reiuji's Subterranium Sauce packs an immense explosion of intricate spiciness with a blast of meaty flavours from Hell. {... ... ...} Or even on its own!
It is sure to give you an unique taste of Hell's blazing fires radiating right in your mouth.
-I am sure it's Team Shanghai Alice... xP

Haha, just my suggestions~ I'd love to see it in different flavours, like Extra Spicy GIGA FLARE or Tomato TOKAMAK, or even NUCLEAR FUSION: RIN's Corpse Voyage (extra meaty with meat chunks!), SATORI's Eastern Recollection (Asian Tastes, assuming the original is made more Western flavoured) or even KOISHI's Valentines Dinner (erm, what does dinner sauce taste like?)

Long post is loooong! Forgive me, I just looooooove food. -is hungry-


If I should die before I wake, I grant to you my soul to take.


Yeah, it couldive been better. (I hate to admit I left out the nuclear sighn graphics) Oh well, but this is only a start. And forgive me if im not well with the nutrition facts label. At least you did like it. Thanks for the critic. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:41 am


Tanooki John
Yeah, it couldive been better. (I hate to admit I left out the nuclear sighn graphics) Oh well, but this is only a start. And forgive me if im not well with the nutrition facts label. At least you did like it. Thanks for the critic. sweatdrop

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No prob bro! Just hungry is all. xD

More ideas...
NUCLEAR FUSION: SUIKA's Drunken Fist (so alcoholic, it packs a punch!)
NUCLEAR FUSION: MARISA's Stolen Precious Thing ( with nano-gold bits, extra vitamins and minerals)
NUCLEAR FUSION: FLANDRE's And Then There Were None? ( Guess what is it )
NUCLEAR FUSION: CIRNO's Nuclear Winter! (it's best served cold,{6hope you don't get it9}),
NUCLEAR FUSION: RINNOSUKE's Man Sauce ( ... )

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:38 pm


Hahaha, nicely done. I am surprised they are still allowed to distribute food concidering that whole incident with their restaurant. Can't say I am a fan of spicy food, but maybe I will try it. I mean they wouldn't be allowed to ship it if it was lethal right?...right?

Allow me to give you your first testimonial.

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"ah oh eh au oh eah! uy ou eh a oh oah!"
(I love this sauce to death! Buy yourself a box today!)
*Not a paid actor...just an unfortuneate victim.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:40 am


Monsieur Anonymous
Tanooki John
Yeah, it couldive been better. (I hate to admit I left out the nuclear sighn graphics) Oh well, but this is only a start. And forgive me if im not well with the nutrition facts label. At least you did like it. Thanks for the critic. sweatdrop

Cast your spell of slumber deep, and stay beside me as I sleep.


No prob bro! Just hungry is all. xD

More ideas...
NUCLEAR FUSION: SUIKA's Drunken Fist (so alcoholic, it packs a punch!)
NUCLEAR FUSION: MARISA's Stolen Precious Thing ( with nano-gold bits, extra vitamins and minerals)
NUCLEAR FUSION: FLANDRE's And Then There Were None? ( Guess what is it )
NUCLEAR FUSION: CIRNO's Nuclear Winter! (it's best served cold,{6hope you don't get it9}),
NUCLEAR FUSION: RINNOSUKE's Man Sauce ( ... )

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Hmmmm...... All sound good to me. Ill see what I can do later on. Thanks for more idea sharing. Im thinking about doing resturant sighns too for the touhou characters. I did Mokou one too, but I havent posted it yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:21 pm


I'd taste it.

Seriously. Last week I ate a huge-a** slice of habanero without flinching. I'm a beaner, you see. 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:02 am


Ok people, I made a revamped verson of Utsuho's sauce. Compare THIS to the old one I did.

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And ill throw in a bonus too. Rin's shake on seasoning.

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Any suggestions or comments about them? Feel free to leave them.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:12 am


Haha! Well, it's quite an improvement, but more work needs to be done!
:L
Okuu's sauce and Rin's seasoning!?

I'd put 'em on my baked potatoes~
Best served with Chirumiru energy drink!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:01 pm


Monsieur Anonymous
Haha! Well, it's quite an improvement, but more work needs to be done!
:L
Okuu's sauce and Rin's seasoning!?

I'd put 'em on my baked potatoes~
Best served with Chirumiru energy drink!


Yummy. I should try that out myself. biggrin

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