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The Wizarding World Captain
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 Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:49 pm
http://www.specialoffersales.com/assets/templates/specialoffersales/img/storeimages/categorypages/Bronx-Mens-Clothing-Store.jpg
Reasonable men's clothing for reasonable men. cool
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:39 pm
*scowling again because he hadn't been allowed to go into the porn shop for clothes, and the only other store was filled with SUITS. ******** muggle clothes!*
Thought this was a ********' wizarding town.
*Glares at the mugglish clothes, flipping the tags to see 'made in.china' and scowling further*
The ******** the s**t made in Morbus? You know, WIZARD clothes? For WIZARDS? Not cocksucking little assimilating f*****t excuses for magic misusers?
*throws the clothes he picked up at the employee he was snarling at befire turning to look angrily through the racks, checking tags and automatically disregarding everything*
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:50 pm
rolleyes You don't need additional excuses to parade around like a bigot. Therefore, muggle-influenced clothing styles until you can learn to in the very least pretend not to be a racist jerk. *Shoves his shoulder lightly*
And it is an entirely magical community. Our society was liberated from your ideals twenty years ago and evolved as a community. Little Shell is our capital.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:03 pm
*Throws a pair of bluejeans at Hermione*
The ******** is this s**t? You expect me to wear this stiff crap? Theres no ********' room for the balls let alone the cannon.
*goes angrily through more things, scowling further. A whole ******** community of this integrated bullshit, the ******** CAPITOL for ******** sake. And no ******** traditional wizarding clothing anywhere, just MUGGLE s**t! ******** he was going to enjoy razing this piece of s**t excuse for a town to.the ground someday*
Pick me out some s**t I'll like or take me to the ********' porn shop.
*Growls, glowering*
And don't you think I'm stepping a ******** TOE in that other store. Unless you want me to impale the nearest ******** employee with a bent hanger.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:13 pm
*Can't help but laugh, startled, when he flings pants at her*
You are completely ridiculous. *Laughs again, but the sound is light and almost fond*
Here. *Lifts another pair of pants from the shelf* Try these on. I'm certain your 'cannon' -- pistol -- will fit perfectly fine.
..And it's not a porn shop, Thorfinn, it's a clothing store for bedroom attire. rolleyes
And stop threatening people. It's rude. *Snorts, her smirk patient and amused, no longer taking him seriously*
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:31 pm
Pistol? Granger, when I say cannon, I ******** mean cannon. What, you thought 'little Thor' was my d**k? ********, I'M little Thor!
*Takes the pants and rips some shirts and tanktops off of a shelf, auto hating anything in bright colors, patterns, and with buttons, pockets, or embroidery, and disappears into a dressing room with a slam of the door*
...................GET ME MORE OF THESE ******** UNDERSHIRTS AND PUT THIS OTHER s**t BACK.
*Throws a bunch of grabbed s**t out uncaringly, and throws a sleeveless tank top in the opposite direction, continues shuffling about*
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:41 pm
*Tries to smother a smile, rising on the tips of her toes to speak back towards the dressing rooms* I will when you said please! *Puts a hand over her smirk to quiet her laughter, playing*
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:51 pm
There's plenty of s**t I could get up to back here, Granger. s**t I'm pretty sure no one'd like to clean up, even WITH ******** magic.
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So either you or the f** behind the counter better bring me some more undershirts or s**t's not going to be pretty.
*Deadpan and serious voice stare *
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:53 am
rolleyes Honestly.
*Sorts through the racks and tosses a few more shirts over the door into the dressing room*
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:44 pm
*says nothing in response of course, shuffling around more, before finally coming out barefoot wearing basic black jeans, a sleeveless tank, and a belt*
Yeah. ******** yeah.
*makes a pose to show off his arm muscles, sucking his stomach in to hide the gut he hadn't been able to get rid of yet and obviously wearing pants that were too snug*
Jeans. Tanks. And some plain t-shirts. Blue, black, grey and white. No pockets, no collars, no button up fronts. And no ******** green, orange, or red. Got it?
*throws a bundled up t-shirt at the attendant, using his height and growling abilities to scare the little s**t instead of calling him derogatory names*
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