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 Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:35 pm
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JayLightning generated a random number between
1 and 27 ...
26!
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:48 pm
1. Ambulance Match
2. Battle Royal
3. Blindfold match
4. Boiler Room Match
5. Buried Alive Match
6. Casket Match
7. I Quit Match
8. Inferno Match
9. Steel Cage
10. Iron Man Match
11. Hardcore Match
12. First Blood Match
13. TLC Match
14. Ladder Match
15. Tables Match
16. 5 Count Pin Match
17. Backstage Match
18. 5 Count Anywhere
19. Lion's Den match
20. Gangsta's Paradise
21. Taped Fist match
22. Strap matc
23. Table Cage
24. 6 Sided Ring Match
25. American Hybrid Strongstyle Rules"
26. Relaxed Rules Match
27. General Manage Room Match
Match type shall be...
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:57 pm
As the opening riffs of Metallica's Don't Tread On Me begin to play, the lights in the arena switch to an alternating green and brown hue. A billowing American flag appears on the titantron with the words "Major Devastation" appearing in the foreground over the USMC Eagle, Globe and Anchor logo.
He rises slowly from below the stage and lifts a US flag high over his head in his left hand. As the lift stops, Major Devastation salutes the crowd as red, white and blue fountains of sparks spray around him before making his way down the ramp.
DON'T TREAD ON ME!
SAY DON'T TREAD ON ME!
LIBERTY OR DEATH
WHAT WE SO PROUDLY HAIL
ONCE YOU PROVOKE HER,
RATTLING OF HER TAIL
NEVER BEGINS IT
NEVER, BUT ONCE ENGAGED
NEVER SURRENDERS
SHOWING THE FANGS OF RAGE
Now making his way to the ring...
SAY DON'T TREAD ON ME!
Weighing in at two-hundred and seventy pounds, from San Antonio, Texas...MAJOR DEVASTATION!
SO BE IT!
THREATEN NO MORE
TO SECURE PEACE IS
TO PREPARE FOR WAR
SO BE IT!
SETTLE THE SCORE
TOUCH ME AGAIN
FOR THE WORDS THAT YOU WILL HEAR EVERMORE...
As he reaches the side of the ring, he hands Old Glory to the ringside attendant and performs a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself. He climbs the turnbuckles and plays to the crowd while waiting for his opponent to make his entrance.
Relaxed rules...No count-out, no-DQ, falls count anywhere and the only way to win is via pinfall. The Master of Disaster is soooooo gonna enjoy this!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:08 pm
An eerie whistle fills the arena to replace Major Devastations music. The fans still remember who's music this belongs to as there was a boo that quickly fills the once cheering arena. As Engel by Rammstein continues to play the whistle soon stops, only to be replaced by a guitar. This signals to the owner of this song to come out from behind the curtain. The boos begin to heighten as TGI Huk has made his appearence. Huk looks down the ramp at his opponent, Major Devastation, with a little of a smile of his face. as he begins his journey down a the ramp a dark voice soon begins to sing. It doesn't take a genius to realize that this voice is in German, nor does it take one to realize why. " Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden" ((Who in their lifetime is good on earth)) " Wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden" ((Will become an angel after death.)) " Fen Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann" ((You look to the sky and ask)) " Warum man sie nicht sehen kann" ((Why can't you see them)) When he finally gets to the ramp he turns towards the stairs to walk up them, and go inbetween the top and second ropes. "Coming in the ring standing at 6'6, 266 pounds, T...G...I...HUK!"When he gets in the ring he walks towards the middle, and turns towards Major to do a mocking version of his salute by mixing it with his 'TGI Taunt'. ((Fingers together, thumb at a 90 degree angle, and his pointer finger is down.)) He watches Devastation for any kind of movement as his music dies. As he waits for the bell to ring Huk has a plan of defense for the begininng of the match to wear down the amerikaner.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:17 pm
Huk wanted to mock the Master of Disaster? Really? That was just fine and dandy...and Major would look to make the stupid Kraut pay for that insult by attempting to deliver a sharp kick to the gut before the bell even rang!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:23 pm
Huk was a little too high on himself coming up with a mixture of insulting the amerikaner while using the 'TGI Taunt' at the same time. This proved the wrong move as Devastation hit him with a kick that made TGI bend over holding it in pain.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:37 pm
As TGIH stood doubled over in pain, Major would attempt to follow up by raining down a series of clubbing forearm blows to the German's back.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:53 pm
((auto-hit))
Major began pummeling Huk's upper back with forearm shot after forearm shot, driving the German down to one knee under the barrage of blows. With the arrogant Kraut having been forced into a kneeling position, Devastation would try to continue his assault by attempting to wrap his arms around the waist of TGIH and trying to nail him with a Gutwrench Suplex.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:14 pm
Huk with pain in his back from the shots gets down to a knee only to feel hands wrap around him, and twistedback into a slam into the mat as he arches his back in pain as more damage is dealt.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:41 pm
Looking to keep up the pressure on TGI Huk, Major Devastation would try to guide him back up to his feet in order to attempt to launch him into the ropes with an Irish Whip. If successful, Major would try to catch his opponent on the rebound and send him airborne with a back body drop.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:22 pm
Huk gets lifted by Major and whipped towards the ropes. However TGI wasn't dumb enough to run back at The amerikaner so he grabs the ropes as his back touches the ropes. He just watches the ex-marine still thinking defence.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:54 pm
When Huk caught himself on the ropes, Major Devastation had to re-think his battle plan. With the German against the ropes, charging in would likely lead to him taking a nasty spill out onto the concrete, so instead, the Marine decided to try to take advantage of the match stipulation and roll out of the ring and see what kind of toys were stashed under the apron.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:43 am
Huk watched Major get out of the ring to do something most likely to get a weapon, but TGI just watched the amerikaner curious about His weapon of choice.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:53 pm
Major Devastation emerged several moments later with a baseball bat in hand. He slid back into the ring and ran at the Kraut and tried to ram the tip of the bat into Huk's gut.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:12 pm
Huk using his superior European mind had set up for an attack the second the amerikaner came back up. When he got in the ring to run after TGI to show his inferiority...or 'power' to the fans. TGIH falls down to roll out of the ring, before Major could get to him.
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