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 Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:05 pm
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
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> >making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
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> >"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
> >do this to me,
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> >the faithful wife, the mother of your children!
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> > I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
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> >The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
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> >"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
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> >The husband begins to tell his story . . .
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> >"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
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> >I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
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> > I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
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> >She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
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> >With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
> >that I made for you last night
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> >that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor little thing devoured them."
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> >"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While
> >she was showering,
> >I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.
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> >Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have
> >had for a few years,
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> >that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you,
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> >I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
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> >you don't wear because I don't have good taste."
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> >"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas
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> >that you will not wear just to bother my sister
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> >and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique
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> >that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
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> >The husband continues his story . . . . .
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> >"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
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> >When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
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> > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:54 pm
LOL! WOW can u say despirate! rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:29 pm
So the wife does not use the guy?
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:05 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:50 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:06 pm
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