“Put a gun up to his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead!” Bohemian Rhapsody blasted from the ship’s loudspeakers as Unphotographable stood in the middle of the ship’s main deck, the barrel of his gun was held to his temple. Bored of the game, upset with the turn-out, no one knew for certain, but Unphotographable had had enough. Inside the ship’s quarters Captain Nemo stood in a similar position, tears streaming down his face. Depressed with his own lack of ability at bringing the innocent passengers home safely, his own flintlock pistol was loaded and placed within his own mouth.
BLAM!
Unphotographable and the Captain fell to the ground simultaneously. In his fall, Captain Nemo’s body fell on the ship’s controls, shifting it into full speed. The instrumental interlude of Bohemian Rhapsody blared epically as the ship raced ahead full speed towards the largest ice berg in the Gambino Ocean.
The ship met the ice berg with a sickening crash, instantly killing everyone on board from the sheer force of the impact. The mutant mould in the Brig that had been eating everyone spread across the entire ship as it touched the water, covering the ruins in fuzzy green and eating away at the metal until nothing was left on the ocean floor except a slurry of green fuzz and a single stained, white wedding dress.
THE END
