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 Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:22 pm
This is a Rookie vs Rookie Promo Battle!
Good luck!
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:33 pm
Everybody turn your cameras on, look who's on the run
The night is young and this time it's more then just for fun
Let me know, let me know how far you take it
Let me know, let me know how hard you break it Instead of Dallas' own entrance music, the theme of one half of her pros, Eva Draven, began to play. Out from behind the behind the curtian emerged a tall woman with a black coat. Making her way to the ring, from Corpus Christi, Texas...Dallas Cruuuuuuuz! She held her usual smirk as she made her way down to the ring, taking her hands out of her coat pockets only to touch the hands of the fans that reached out to her. Climbing up on ring apron, she entered the ring through the top and second rope and looking out into the crowd, with her usual smirk. Dallas stood back, shoved her hands back into her coat, and waited for the arrival of the rookie she was to have a promo battle with.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:52 pm
The Jet's - Are you gonna be my girl? played as Astrid stepped out onto the stage pausing to smile at the camera before snapping her fan open with a skillful near unnoticed flick of her wrist hiding a majority of her face save for her eyes behind the intricate designs etched into the thin sheets of brass. "Hailing in from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The Automated Doll, Astrid Taylor!"  She winked before hitching up her skit with one hand and walked down the ramp lazily fanning herself. As she walked she smiled and nodded her head respectfully towards the fans to acknowledge their support before stopping before the ring. Hitching up her skirt she stepped up onto the steel stairs and walked onto the apron. Looking behind her at the camera she gave a smirk and then a wink before shaking her hips once and entered the ring. She looked to Dallas, her previous opponent and smiled nodding her head in respect to her. She still thought that whoever it was putting her in these promo battles was a sadist but this time she was a bit more prepared as she closed her fan and pulled from her top what looked to be a smart phone, the name and brand scratched out to avoid any unwanted promotions.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:12 pm
Dallas returned Astrid's smile and nodded her head in respect as well. She watched curiously as the woman pulled a phone from her top. 'What on earth?' she thought to herself. Well, she must have a reason for it. Shrugging, Dallas glanced at Justin and waited for him to speak.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:04 pm
Astrid shifted from one foot onto the other feeling a tiny bit impatient. Were they just suppose to stand there and look pretty for the crowd? She shivered at the thought of having to do a dance battle. What the hell did dancing have to do with wrestling anyway?
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:20 pm
((Since you girls have been waiting for so long. here we go!)) All of a sudden...
ARREEEWWWW!!!!!
The cheers of the crowd roared as Moonlit Wilderness began to play as the EWA World Champion stepped out from the ramp a microphone in hand quickly putting it to his mouth as he got out there.
"Cut the music... Cut the music!!
His theme music quickly died out as the Lone Wolf of EWA looked at these 2 ladies from the entrance ramp.
"Sorry about the interruption Ladies, I know you two have a promo battle to be doing but... It SEEMS that Justin has apparently locked himself in his private washroom with a jar of Mayo...
Suddenly you could hear a massive "EWWWWWWWW!!!!" coming from the crowd.
"...Sounds disturbing... But have no fear Ladies, the EWA World Champion is here to help you begin with your first 2 topics!"
With that Lauri unfolded a piece of paper looking at it carefully for a few moments before speaking up once more.
"...Astrid? I did pronounce that right didn't I? ...Anyway Astrid you will be Promoing about Megaman... And as for you Dallas? nice name by the way, your promo is about the rock band KISS! Lets do this alphabetically so... Astrid your up!!"
With that said Lauri slowly made his way down to the ring.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:09 am
Astrid nodded in understanding a little grateful to have learned, as did everyone else, from the last promo battle and didn't bother going to the mic just yet. She brought the little smart phone before her and using a stylus that seemed to appear out of nowhere began to tap it rapidly against the screen. The arena was abuzz with curiosity as to what the proclaimed automated doll was doing.
"I hope she's ordering some takeout or something, this concession food tastes like cardboard!" Someone whispered to their companion.
After a bit of time passed with some consistent tapping of the touch screen Astrid finally took the mic then held it to the phone, and after a moment of fumbling she pressed a button.
"Hello again, FWD fans." A female voice said from the phone thanks to the Speak It! app. "I wonder if I was given this topic because of what I am. I could relate to him a little but I won't focus on that. I suppose it would surprise you to know that I know how to handle a few joysticks and controllers.
"Where do I start with on Mega Man?" She paused and pretended to think it over.
"I can't say much about the whole Mega Man series, I don't have enough money to hunt down each one and play them but I can tell you that Mega Man legends games and the spin-off The Misadventures of Tron Bonne game are all awesome."
She paused to cut and paste more text into the limited screen space, "I mean that game has given us the cutest 'bad guys' in the world, those Servbots are so adorable I just want a few for myself." As the voice on the phone spoke Astrid squished her face up in though of those cute little machines. "And it's just wrong when a minion and villain is so loved they appear in cross over games more than the main hero. Oh that reminds me who here thinks we should have a Marvel vs Capcom 3 battle royale?"
She paused the phone as the gamers in the crowd released a loud roar of cheers.
"But there is one thing that I hate when it comes to Mega Man. Can you believe that the long await Mega Man Legends 3 game is only going to be available only for that crazy 3DS? I love that particular stream of the series but I'm not about to get a new system just for that! That's just wrong!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:14 am
((Holy crap, I didn't know my turn was up.))
Dallas clapped in appreciation in the cleverness of Astrid. Using an app to speak for her? Brilliant! So was it her turn now? Stepping up, she took a deep breath for speaking out. "Everyone, round of applause for Astrid Taylor!" She paused in order to let the fans react and give their feedback.
"Let's see, my topic is the legendary band of KISS. Couldn't I be luckier? She chuckled as she flicked her hair from her face before continuing, "KISS is a band of Jewish dudes with killer face paint and outrageous outfits. Well, I think at least one of the band members is a Jew. Gene Simmons, am I right? That dude has the freakiest tongue I've ever seen in my life! And believe me, I'm pretty well experienced with tongues, if ya catch my drift." She winked at the crowded, waiting for their reaction.
Some of the crowd groaned in disgust while some hollered in approval. Dallas only laughed and shrugged their reactions off. "As I was saying, they started up in New York back in '73. They do a whole bunch of crazy s**t like breath fire, spit blood, and have a buttload of pyro. Boy, would I have loved to go to one of their concerts."
She continued on her little lecture of the said band, "Apparently, they've had their own comic books, to which they had their own blood mixed into the ink! A little fun fact for ya. They've even had their own Christmas special. Seriously? A Christmas special? Moving on, around 1983 or so, they decided to 'unmask' to so speak and abandon their make-up and outfits. Bad move on their case if you ask me. That's like a Mexican Luchador deciding to wrestle without his trademark mask that everyone loved and knew him by. But that's just my opinion.
Looking at her wrist to symbolize looking at a watch, she glanced back up at the crowd with her smirk, "Welp, looks like my times up. Y'all just been schooled by the one and only, Dallas Cruz."
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Call Me Bam rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:02 pm
((Of course, I can't decide a winner after this amazing promo battle. Dice shall, however.
Dallas - Even
Astrid - Odd.
Dallas wins!))
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