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as you all know, ponies are The Best Thing.

I thought [this other thing] was The Best Thing.

YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

the excellent my little pony cartoon of old has been rebooted, and it is glorious.

My Little Pony? Why would I want to watch that girly bullshit?

because it is silly and adorable, like any other good cartoon, only it also has ponies! plus you learn an important lesson about friendship (it is magic).

But I'm a dude and insecure in my masculinity. Can't I watch He-Man instead?

sure, if you like your cartoons full of homoerotic subtext. i won't judge you. much.

Fine, but how do I watch this anyway?

here's a handy step-by-step guide to watching my little pony.

1. pour yourself a drink. i like tequila in pineapple juice. drink it. if you're underage, load up on sugar or caffeine.

2. grab another drink, then go here.

3. watch at least three episodes. the first two are cool, but aren't indicative of the rest of the show.

4. ponies! 4laugh

Sweet Peter on a popsicle stick, that was the most saccharine thing I have ever seen why can't I look away oh god help everything is becoming ponies

welcome, brony. you have joined the herd.