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Heart Shaped Toastie walked through the empty seats one last time. She had dreamed of this day since she was 5 years old down to the last detail and here it was, right in front of her. Now it was time to put on her dress and walk down the aisle and if she had anything to say about it, it would be perfect.
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The guests filed onto the giant ocean liner S.S.Sniper dressed to the nines. Excitement filled the air as the gangplank was raised, the ship set sail, and everyone was ushered to their seats in an orderly manner. The groom stood before the altar in a pressed white tuxedo next to the ship’s captain in full formal attire. The music started and the guests became quiet as the flower girl entered first, scattering pink rose petals along the aisle as she went. Next was the bridal party, each bridesmaid paired with a stiff groomsmen hanging onto her arm still woozy from the effects of the previous night’s frivolities. And finally, was the bride.
Toastie sparkled with excitement, as well as the effects of a make-up artist a little heavy handed with the glitter. Her dress flowed behind her silently, covered in lace tulle and pick-ups galore. As she reached the altar, the groom lifted her veil and the captain began the ceremony.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here toda-“
SHNK-BLAM!
The entire crowd screamed in unison as both the groom and Toastie fell limply to the ground. Blood poured from what remained of the groom’s head as well as Toastie’s abdomen. A long, sharpened silver spear also protruded from Toastie’s bosom staining her white dress in bright crimson.
“Ladies and Gentlemen…” announced the captain, “We have among us both an uninvited guest, and a KILLER!