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 Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:13 pm
Everyone knows there are no stupid questions, but there are stupid answers.
EG: Why is it hot in summer?
Because of bees. Millions of bees buzzing their wings and creating friction and heating the air.
Get it?
So give a stupid answer and then ask a new question.
Why do cats purr?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:07 am
They all secretly love acting like well-running cars. 3nodding
Why is the sky so many colors during a sunset?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:41 am
All of the colors in the sky follow the sun because they like the warmth Starting with the blue, each color will rotate to stay in the light. When all of the colors have left, the sky is black.
Why does water freeze?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:06 pm
Because ice and soda love each other so much. Water figures that if it freezes, it can be with its love. 3nodding
Why does butter melt in heat?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:39 pm
All butter molecules want nothing more than to be warm. When they have access to heat, they quickly abandon the other molecules in a greedy attempt to have more heat than any other molecule. With their friendships gone, the butter molecules go their separate ways.
Why is gold so valuable?
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:15 am
Gold is valuable because the gnomes who mine it have secretly manipulated the market to make it so. It's really nothing special.
What causes tidal waves?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:03 pm
When the Moon takes a bath and then it begins to jump around.
Why is the Universe so big?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:11 pm
To make room for all the zillions of large invisible beings who live in it - we're just like microbes to them.
Why do bears hibernate?
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:04 pm
All bears are actually cyborgs, and so the robotic half must shut down for several months at a time to recharge.
Why do people have toes?
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:50 pm
We are evolving - eventually our toes will be like a second set of fingers!
Why do roses have thorns?
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:42 am
Those aren't thorns; those are spikes! Roses are totally into metal.
What is a swamp?
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:58 pm
A swamp is a type of hand-built portable amplification device crafted by professionals in Switzerland. In America, we call them "hearing aids."
Where is all the information of the internet stored?
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:40 pm
It's in Bill Gate's back pocket.
Why do cows moo?
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:08 pm
By looking surprised.
What can I use to remember things?
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:04 pm
Balloons. Speak into them what you wish to remember, and then blow them up. When you forget whats inside, pop them and your voice will be released telling you!
Why is there no poll on this thread?
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