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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:34 pm
It doesn't have to be like winning an award or something. Just something that you did before that you think was wicked awesome.
Today during lunch this b***h sits down, and I've got my foot across a small part of the bench and she just gives me this dirty look (she looked so stupid doing it) and I gave her my open eyed look and she's like "Move your foot." and I'm like "nu-uh, someone's sitting here." so she was all "it doesn't look like it." so I was all "you're just retarded then" she looked all: mad And I was all: talk2hand
Then her fat a** friend comes over (I can insult them all I want, they're meanies) and she's like "could you move down a bit?" so I was like "no, I was sitting here first. And I LIKE sitting here." she was like "You can't go saving seats y'know, people want to sit down and eat lunch." so I was like "Exactly! That's why I'm saving the seat for my friend while she went to get her lunch."
I moved down though, because I didn't want to be crushed by her fat a**. I should have told her "It's not my fault your fat a** can't get down the hall fast enough to get a seat."
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:27 pm
Can it be wicked stupid things too?
Well, if so.. I've...
Snorted sugar.. And this wierd other sugar substance.
Cut my rist with a knife on purpose, made a scar of an "X" on my hand(look the the Xbox x.) and knifed my arm.
Tried to hang myself at camp.
Purposely didn't put my seat belt on on a theme park ride. That was freakah.
Jumped off the roof of my friends house.
Got stuck in the attick of my house.
Found out what fish food tastes like.
Dropped a dart on my toe.
Tried to do a flip in the shallow end (my head! crying )
Tried to do a flip off a tramoline(my stomache hurt from that)
Lotsa others.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:32 pm
When I was a kid, I ate Paper.
and last year, I ate a few leaves, some grass..
A few days ago I ate half my eraser at school.
Eating things are my greatest accomplishments.
Oh, that and my awards for public speaking.
.. but those arn't important.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:04 pm
I used to always eat paper, grass, leaves, erasers, pencil graphite, ect...
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:43 pm
I once wrote a threat note to a girl when I was 11.
It was kinda funny actually.
In my note I wrote: "Hey you tubby sitting in seat number 8. We the highschoolers are gunna beat you up after you get off the bus today."
I didn't really get in trouble my parents put on the whole "Disapointed look" and I got kicked off the bus for a day
Oh and I did it out of peer boredom.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:18 pm
You were in high school when you were 11?
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:19 am
No I was in a middle school.
I said it was from the highschoolers who were on my bus but I wasn't one.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:08 pm
Here are some wicked things I haven't done yet, but I plan to do once summer comes around:
Start a random game of hardcore dodgeball in the parking lot of our community center during summer camp time.
Buy a bag of potatoes just to throw around on the ground and ruin. (Or tomatos, or both)
Shoot random fireworks off from the cliff by the post office.
Wave a big random banner from the top of the cliff at cars passing by.
Run around with a megaphone yelling random things, or hide in bushes and scare the s**t out of the neighbours with it.
Try to skateboard down the big hill by my house.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:22 am
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aparently dog food taste like spaggeti
pulled my friends bra strap when she was talkin to here friend that hurt......
i lost my tissue in my friends hair (its toehead) never found it
sneezed on my cat and she bit my nose crying
and more i need time to think
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:47 am
Alright I got some.
* In volleyball we were winning then the ball came towards (wasn't paying attention at all) then I noticed it went for it ran straight into the net and fell flat on my back....yeah then the ball fell down next to me.. ):
* I asked out this guy. (:
* I helped this guy get my friends bikini top off when we were at a public pool... haha was she mad.. (If she asks though it was all Matt not me. ): )
Umm yeah. theres more but...
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