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 Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:32 pm
  So you think your d**k's the most charming b***h and/or b*****d in all of Dickdom? That's a tall claim, and we're gonna need to see some proof! You are going to have to fill out this form. Written segments should be in first-person, and no more than 300 words a pop. Submissions will close on Saturday the Nineteenth at noon EST <********, I forgot when this ended, guess that will happen tonight instead, and voting will begin then. You're free to edit your post until then! example Write a short opening statement in the color of your choice. Entrant Name: d**k's name. Tell us a little about yourself.Written introduction If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?Written response What's your opinion on tardigrades?Written response Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?Written response Time for the costume walk!Draw a picture of your d**k wearing a costume. I don't care how good or terrible it looks, just DO IT. [align=center][size=16][b][color=#999977]Write a short opening statement in the color of your choice.[/color][/b][/size][/align]
[b]Entrant Name:[/b]
[color=#ff5511][b]Tell us a little about yourself.[/b][/color]
[color=#ff5511][b]If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?[/b][/color]
[color=#ff5511][b]What's your opinion on tardigrades?[/b][/color]
[color=#ff5511][b]Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?[/b][/color][
[color=#ff5511][b]Time for the costume walk![/b][/color]
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:12 pm
This is a trap, isn't it? Entrant Name: ENTEITell us a little about yourself.My name is ENTEI; one of the three legendary b reasts from the Johto region. It's quite the miracle you get to see me. I usually try to avoid other beings, including the other two b reasts. You might've seen me in the movie Spell of the Unown, and that's probably the only way you'll see me besides this. If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?Continuing roaming Johto, without the interference of trainers or other Pokemon. That is my wish because it is the only life I have ever known. What's your opinion on tardigrades?I'm sure they're necessary for the survival of others. Just leave them be. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?If you hear me roar, make sure you're not near any volcanoes. Time for the costume walk!Entei disapproves of this costumeImage is kinda big, so I'm linking to it instead.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:55 pm
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BELLY DANCER. Entrant Name:Tiki-tiki JujubeeTell us a little about yourself.I am Tiki and I like the sound that mufflers make when they have a hole in them. I also like eating coffee grounds. If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?*vacant stare* Belly dancin'. What's your opinion on tardigrades?Do they wear bracelets and belly chains? DOUBT IT. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?MAESTRO, START THE MUSIC. Time for the costume walk!
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:45 pm
OH GOD SOMEONE THREW THE ENTIRE BUFFET INTO THE TRASH Entrant Name: Pit StainTell us a little about yourself." My name is Pit Stain - y'all can call me The Pits or Pitsy - and I live in a rundown gym on the Northeastern side of town. I pump iron all day, every day, on a schedule that's tighter than my buttocks. I live on a potent mix of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS because that's the breakfast of champions! Write that down, it'll change your life. I'm here to get knocked up because I placed a bet down at the protein shake, falcon eggs, and rocks emporium that I could shoot out an entire litter in one full, powerful, and grosstastically awesome contraction and not lose my figure. I WILL WIN THAT BET! IT'S ON, YOU HEAR ME?" If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?" One wish? To be the greatest, most powerful, and most noticeably cut body builder in the entire world! Why? Because who wouldn't want to be that muscular and vascular? VEINS POPPING OUT EVERYWHERE AND BEING UNABLE TO LICK MY OWN ELBOWS? HELL YES!" What's your opinion on tardigrades?" The hell are those?" *Pitsy spends twenty minutes on wikipedia. Nineteen of those minutes are spent trying to spell 'tardigrade' correctly* " My opinion on them? Give'em to me for a week and a half! I promise I'll have those fat little lumps cut, oiled, and harder than a diamond in that exact time frame! I swear it, as there is no room for lumps in my gym and the world needs more buff bodies in it!" Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?" I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A LIFT-OFF! NO SPOTTERS!" Time for the costume walk!" My work out uniform! Never leave home without it!" 
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:08 am
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SUPER HERO Entrant Name: Tropical Catastrophe Tell us a little about yourself. Long time creeper, first time lover. I just... SOMEONE MAKE A BABY WITH ME. I'M SO LONELY AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS TINY DICKLET WHO DOES NOTHING BUT ASK FOR ANIMAL CRACKERS. SHE NEEDS A PLAY-MATE. If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why? I'd wish to be the Super Hero, Tuxedo Mask! All the ladies dig him and I want them to dig me too. The dude attacks things with roses and is so not gay. SO NOT GAY. What's your opinion on tardigrades? Is that like... some sort of Mexican Food? I don't do well with Mexican Food. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges? Well hello~. You all look mighty fine today... Time for the costume walk! 
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:21 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:44 am
WHERE AM I? Entrant Name: TeijiTell us a little about yourself."Uhhh, me? 8D I like fluffy and cute things and playing and flowers are nice and bugs and rolling around in the dirt and playing with my kiddies. I have kids already, did you know that? I love them a lot and they love me and we like to play and run and have fun )8 BUT SOMETIMES THEY FIGHT WITH EACHOTHER AND IT MAKES ME REALLY SAD I don't know what to do about it but they don't do it all the time so I guess it's okay. What were we talking about? C'8"If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?"OH BOY I GET A WISH? I'VE GOT SO MANY IDEAS sticking to one is gonna be so hard ; A ;; um um umumumUMUMUMUM I guess if I have to choose it'd be that I'd get to be friends with everybody 8'D"What's your opinion on tardigrades?"I think that's that one word that you're not supposed to call someone so you shouldn't say it 'cause it's mean D:"Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?"Judges?" -tilts his head at them, staring wide eyed and confused for a few seconds- "8D HIIIIIIIII!"Time for the costume walk! "We were supposed to dress up? 8D"THAT'S THE WRONG HOLIDAY, TEIJI
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:47 pm
NOPE All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players
Entrant Name: Rupert "Sephyr" Sephyrson
Tell us a little about yourself.
I am a renowned published particle physicist with one of the largest collections of fine art in the northern hemisphere. Also, I can recite all of Shakespeare's works in perfect Old English. I consider myself to be a proper English gentleman, though others see fit to compare me to a blow-up doll due to my looks. I find this appalling.
If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?
My one wish is to be accepted for who I am, not what I look like.What's your opinion on tardigrades?Being water-loving creature myself, I find them simply fascinating, and consider them amongst my brethren.Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?Would you care for some tea, or perhaps a fine wine?Time for the costume walk!
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:07 pm
(just for funsies 8D) What in the HELL do you think you're doing. Entrant Name: Pearl Gray. Tell us a little about yourself. My name is Pearl, and you can eat my s**t - it's probably going to be the best part of your day. If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why? I would wish to have the power to negate others' existence. You would come up on the list. What's your opinion on tardigrades? I bet you'd have more friends if you weren't the kind of person who wants to talk about them. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?I have never pitied anyone in my life more than this group of sad-sack ******** who think having a pageant to get into an orgy is anything but the Dumbest ******** Idea. <********. YOU. Time for the costume walk!  will dooooo
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:49 pm
NOPE Don't be jealous because I'm awesome.
Entrant Name: Dachion
Tell us a little about yourself.
Well, the short and sweet version of me: I'm big, I'm buff, I'm awesome, and I never get any complaints in the sack. ;D
If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?
Believe it or not I'd like to find a special lady that's worthy of my awesomeness on a permanent basis, but that's not likely to happen, so here we are.
What's your opinion on tardigrades?
It's... so... cute. @_@ It reminds me of that little grubby buddy the other me has. ...I'd want one if it was bigger. 8|
Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?
*strikes a pose*
Time for the costume walk!
(He thinks he's cool enough for the trench look, I guess.)
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:24 pm
YO! DUMMY! Entrant Name: Dicklossus Tell us a little about yourself. Whats do ya wanna know, sweet-cheeks? I's gots some wine coolas in da fridge, my ma is outta town for da week, and ya knows yous wants some o' this. -Flexes- Sure- I shed sometimes. But what are ya gonna do about its? If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why? Woild peace? And puppies, yo. Who don't love puppies? What's your opinion on tardigrades? I don't knows what thems is. That there wiki-majig tells me theys pretty damn ugly thoughs. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges? If yous don't make mes win my cousin Vinny's gots some "friends" we wants yous to meet. Time for the costume walk!  I'm a fricken genius.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:55 pm
SWEET ******** CAPE IS ******** SWEET Entrant Name: Crusty Taco Tell us a little about yourself.I am a product of an orgy. My mother has the mind of a child and my father has a wandering loin. My life is full of woe and tragedy... except for this SWEET ******** CAPE. If you could have one wish, what would it be? Why?For everyone to have a SWEET ******** CAPE. What's your opinion on tardigrades?They do not look like bears, the nickname water bear is deceiving. ALSO THEY NEED A SWEET ******** CAPE. Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?You are jealous of my SWEET ******** CAPE, I know. But if I win, I'll let you touch mine. Time for the costume walk!It's the saddest d**k d**k. BUT YOU DON'T GET TO SEE.
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theCorniest generated a random number between
1 and 4 ...
4!
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:31 pm
The judges are torn! The decision is left to the whims of fate.
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