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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:28 am
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Kepo hadn't successfully found a girlfriend yet, and honestly he was feeling a little rattled by the experience of searching. The females beyond their borders were just ... odd. Odd, plain and simple. So far he hadn't met a single one that he could stomach. They all looked and acted strange. Wrong, all wrong. They very thought made Kepo scowl. He would find the perfect female, but it would take more time than he had thought.
So he was taking a brief break from his search, and spending some time at home to unwind and gather his thoughts. The adolescent stomped past the dens, his pale eyes glittering with suppressed irritation. Being home soothed his wounded spirits, but it also made him worry that someone else would beat him to the prize, and bring home a lady.
Such a thing would be unacceptable.
And then Kepo smiled, his bad mood falling away as he spotted the one person he loved to hate more than anything in the world.
Kele.
Striding arrogantly towards the stupid, sniveling, craven pup, Kepo's lips drew back into a sneer. "Hello, cousin," he said, sneering down at the runty little beast. "Your tiny little brain probably can't even comprehend what I'm saying, but I'd like to crush you like the dung beetle you are. Maybe I will." He took a threatening step towards the younger hyena, cackling furiously. Of course he wouldn't actually try to crush Kele ... unless provoked.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:35 am
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Kele was feeling utterly smug and completely proud of himself. Not only had he brought home a lady, but she was a beautiful lady whose beauty could easily surpass that of his mother or his aunt. She had a strange name, yes, but he was going to talk to his mother this very day about changing the name of that stupid slave. He would never allow his beautiful lady share the name of a slave. Why had his mother given the slave such a wonderful name anyway? Surely she deserved a name like 'Rock' or 'Dung' or 'Spit' but not Manyara -- Manyara was the name of a goddess, of that Kele was certain.
Spotting his cousin, Kele seethed for a moment as he approached. He seethed, that is, until he remembered that he had brought home a beautiful and sweet lady. He doubted stupid Kepo had had much success or else he wouldn't be out and about looking so vile and horrible... like his stupid father, Bekeli.
"Greetings, cousin," Kele replied, his eyes livid with all the fury that burned in his heart, "Your stupid words make no sense to me. I heard my mother making fun of your father the other day. I heard your papa eats elephant poop." He smirked grandly, as of yet unwilling to depart with the little tidbit of news he just KNEW would drive Kepo insane.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:43 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:49 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:14 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:22 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:32 am
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At last Kele was properly enraged, which made Kepo feel better. Even better than Kele's hilarious lie. But even though the adolescent was laughing, he was also irritated with the stupid little pup. He puffed up himself, looking a bit like an angry cat as he glared down at Kele.
"HA!" Kepo bellowed, both amused and furious that Kele would attempt to back up his stupid lie. "You're just a PUP! You couldn't even find MY AUNTIE DIKELEDI, let alone some strange female! Ha, ha, HA!" Kepo spat in the dirt at Kele's feet. He was now visibly puffed up, his legs stiff, like an angry hair balloon propped up on sticks.
"You're such a stupid little pup you can't even think up a real name for this imaginary hyena!" Kepo shouted. "Manyara is a stupid slave! You probably found the stupid slave, and you're too stupid yourself to know it!" Kepo began to prance around Kele on his stiff, angry legs, bristling from head to toe. "Kele has a crush on a lion! Kele has a crush on a lyyy-yun!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:39 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:45 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:54 am
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Kele didn't understand why Kepo didn't want to get up and follow him -- at least, until he finally realized why. His stupid cousin didn't want to lose this fight. He didn't want to come to terms with the fact that Kele had found a girlfriend before him (in his mind, at least) and Kele was only encouraged by this enlightenment.
"Not just ANY Diwani," Kele continued, looking well-pleased with himself, "Diwani'kiume, 'least that's what I heard." He didn't mention that he'd been obviously eavesdropping, no way, no how. "Boss of the stupid man-servants. I'll ask her to be nice to you, maybe, if you start acting a little more nice." Kele thought that was generous of him, he really did.
He ignored the insane glare that his cousin's eyes had and just kept at it. Kele wasn't too bright sometimes... well, most times.
"When I'm up in the sand lazing away and you're down with the slaves watching after my babies maybe I'll think of you. Maybe."
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:01 pm
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