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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:40 pm
Whee, quotes! *goes a-hunting*
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"But I'm the one repelling the angry spirits using the magic wards I drew. Therefore, I deserve a bit of...compensation, so to speak." -Yinda, trying to get an extra cut of treasure
"Repelling the spirits by stealing their burial treasures? I must admit, it's a method I've never seriously considered. And if by 'wards' you mean those little doodles you plastered all over our luggage, I think we're already pretty well protected against the local rabbit population." -Jericho, teasing Yinda
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"I'm so sorry... I mourn your passing from the depths of my soul." -Yinda, crying over an antique urn she broke
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"Aw, leave off, Jericho. You'd almost think you wanted to help him wash." -Yinda, overhearing Jericho pestering Vitae about taking a bath
"Wh-what kind of pervert do you take me for?" -Jericho
"The weird kind." -Yinda
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"I won't ever wake you for dinner again, if you're gonna act like that. You can just miss out next time you decide to take a catnap." -Yinda, after Vitae freaks out and tries to kill her when she wakes him for dinner
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"You, sir, are a foul, boorish, uncouth swine led on by the preposterous rumors of ignorant children. It would be wise for you to hold your tongue in the future." -Vitae, after being asked for the second time in one day if he's a eunuch
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"This may come as a shock, but the world is not out to get you, Mister Silias." - Sabine, after telling Vitae off for getting irritated whenever someone asks him if he's a eunuch.
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Most of the funny stuff can't just be summed up in one quote, as it's usually friendly banter between two or three characters. Pity.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:49 pm
Keenan's best quote that I haven't been really able to use yet:
"Trust me, you don't want to do that. It'd be bad on so many levels; in so many ways. I mean, you can if you really, REALLY think you have to, but could you do me a favor first? If you decide you really have to do it, warn me well in advance, so that I have plenty of time to get far, FAR away."
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:55 pm
Sometimes I have to put in some action for you to understand, so... Note that stuff in the brackets is paraphrasing, and usually an action.
-Not in the stories, but in RPs and RMAs (Random Muse Attacks)-
"Call the media! Erin has a mind!"-Drazora, after Erin said she had an idea.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" [jumps through a window] "I'm okay!"--Erin, right after somebody said he could get her arrested for some of the things she's done.
"Say hi to Ruruka, everyone!"--Once again, Erin. This time introducing her pet cactus to the group.
-Story quoties-
"But Erin, I don't WANT to be a girl again!"--Drazora, after being told that he was going to have to dress up like a girl. Again.
"What's your name? I want to know the name of my murderer before I die." [Drazzy goes WTF?] "The laws, little boy, state that anyone who meets me must either kill me or his soul is MINE. I would greatly prefer the former." --Amadeus, one of the Tori-Ryuu damned, after meeting Drazzy.
"You sick-minded freak of nature"--Drazora, after he caught Erin spying on him and Eclipse.
"Yeah, that sounds about right."--Erin. Response to above.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:24 pm
Ooh, I must participate!
"Stories make the world spin. Except... well I'm not exactly sure what makes the world spin, but it's probably some science thing like gravity. But if it was something interesting, it would be stories."
-Eric
"That's really dumb"
-Lindsey (in response to above)
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"I live in that 'cheap apartment' because it's close to work, thank you very much. And I don't want to move all my stuff."
-Peter
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:10 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:42 am
Quote: Erin sat in front of the wall, staring at it for no obvious reason. Either she was too deep in thought to care, or she really was an idiot. Drazora couldn't tell which, and that irritated him to no end. After waiting for about twenty minutes, he walked up to her, and poked her with a stick. "Get up, Erin." She grabbed the stick and hit him in the head with it. "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself." Strangest. Scene. Ever. Well, It's the strangest scene I've ever written.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:34 am
Okay... this hasn't made it into a story yet, but eventually, it will. It's when Phillip first meets his "nemisis."
Stiking a dramatic pose, the dark-cloaked warlock said, "I'm Witha Darkhorse."
Phillip blinked a few times and looked around curiously. "I don't see any horses dark, or otherwise."
Glaring, the warlock stamped his foot. "That's my name: Witha Darkhorse!"
"But you don't have a horse here. So what is your name?" Phillip asked, smiling innocently.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:31 pm
"Yes? Oh, me? I'm fine. Completely fine. Yup. What now? Parasites? Scones? I'd rather enjoy a little bit of tea, or maybe a ride on a swing-set or something a little more unconventional? Uhm...This is all very strange, I think."- Vair
whee I love how his mind words.
(sorry, double post xp )
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:12 pm
"Do you just... live here?"
-Peter
"Yeah. Pretty much."
-Eric
(due to some editing, these are now acutally the first two lines of dialouge in the story)
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"This place is bad! It's... I don't know what it is! It's very, very unpleasant! I wouldn't even be answering the door if the receptionist hadn't vanished!"
-Ghast
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:22 pm
"I'll feed him to rattlesnakes... watch him dissolve from the inside, and then I'll dispatch what's left of him with EXTREME prejudice!" --Erin, in a RMA that takes place in a modern version of thier world.
"I'm surprised she hasn't been sent off to the loony bin yet."
"I keep wishing that they would." --Eclipse and Drazzy, respectively, in aforementioned RMA. Refering to above statement.
RMA=Random Muse Attack
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