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THE MOST AWKWARD VAGEEN TALK WITH MY SISTER. Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]

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Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:23 pm


Sitting in the car and for some odd reason we brought up the gyno again.
So I'm like "OW MOTHER ******** OW"
And I started lolling because this one time Streets told me to 'stretch out my v****a with a d***o' because she read it somewhere online of people who did that.

So my sister goes "Actually, thats a good idea."
"Uh. What?"
"You need to be comfortable with things up there. You get too nervous because you don't like it and you tense up and become concrete."
"Uh what?"
"I was watching True Life today. You reminded me of the girls on it. They fixed themselves with a d***o."
"..."
"I'm going to buy you a d***o. Not for pleasure, but so you can do this."
"Uh what?"
"SERIOUSLY. You're never going to be comfortable with yourself. Plus you're too small. Everything hurts. Its annoying to hear you complain."
"..."
"..."
"Uhm, what?"

Yeah.
My sister wants to buy me a d***o.
so I can work with my small v****a. neutral
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:04 pm


rofl

That's really sweet of her, even if it does sound weird.

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Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:14 pm


She's a psychologist, so thats the s**t she does
but I'm just like
...
what.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:15 pm


LMAO.
ACCEPT HER OFFER, in fact be like 'Make sure it vibrates. NOT FOR PLEASURE!! But so my vaginal walls separate in fear of the vibrating object.'

Tanyarbles


Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:24 pm


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:33 pm


Actually she's right, a good friend of mine had the same problem and her therapist suggested the same thing so she could actually enjoy sex with her husband and it worked.

Xahmen


Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:10 pm


i'm 12. ;__;
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:21 pm


There's this cute little asian girl at my work just a little older than me.
She's still adjusting to American culture, and long story short-
These two other girls at work told her she should get a vibrator.
Of course, she didn't know what that was... so they explained.
Then, as innocent as possible she said she'd like to get one but wouldn't know how to use it.
So the other girls DREW her a picture of a v****a and explained how to use it.
She was so thankful xDD


... This story is related enough, right? 'Cause I wanted to share it. neutral

Quaint Ethos


Athigail

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:34 am


rofl AWWW
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:00 pm


Um, a true sex therapist would recomend vaginal dilators. Much like a d***o but come in a few different sizes ranging from pencil thick to apparently man sized thickness. However, again at 12 if you are not sexually active, I see no reason why you should even go to a gyno. It may be your parts are too small simply because you are too young and you are causing yourself needless pain.

Things an actual doctor that deals with vaginal issues would recomend.

Arianah


Xahmen

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:33 pm


bwahahahaha
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:40 pm


LOLCATS

Athens isn't really 12.

But a dilator could be a decent idea.

I mean, I'm super small and sex still kind of aches at first everytime but honestly it goes away and feels awesome. Don't be scared Athenzzzz.

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Athigail

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:37 pm


rofl I'm not really 12, I'm 17.
I've been to the gyno, and thats why we had this talk. Because it hurt.
My sister isn't a sex therapist. She majors in psychology. But she wants to teach me relaxing/breathing techniques.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:02 pm


I'd still have this convo with your gyno though. If it's spasming, a d***o is still going to be painful. This isn't something a psychologist should deal with unless they are a medical doctor as well. Vaginal pain is not just a head thing. Most times it is caused by a physiological problem that needs addressed. And a gynecologist that says it's simply because you can't relax, is not a good gyno.

And crazy peoples...stop confusing me this way. I disappeared for 2 years and forget how old all of you are! PHTHBT! (That's me sticking my tongue out and spitting like a 2 year old)

Arianah


Pudding Raven

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:28 pm


You know, as awkward a conversation that is it IS sweet of her to make an offer and b concerned for you.
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