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Okami Diavolo

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:02 pm


Hey Zero here and today im gunna be complaining about this BS end of the world theory that everyone's been bitching about for about a year or two now.

First of all, Why the hell was this broadcast on the news? Okay i would want to be told about something like this straight away, If it was true, But honestly the last thing i wanna be told is that "the end of the world has been predicted by the mayans".

Seriously!? thats what they said, But why the ******** am i gunna believe this Coming from a bunch of people who think that just because there calender ends at 2012, The world is gunna go too.
Not to mention i hadnt even herd of mayans until this happened, Is it possible they're just trying to get attention? cuz it seems that way to me.
As it wasnt bad enough that these bastards were telling us we were gunna die, Those dicks in hollywood thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about it (It wasnt even good Ffs).

It seems to me like the media is just trying to s**t us up like they did with the whole 666 thing, The omen my a**, But anyway moving on.
Whats even more stupid is that scientists tried backing this theory up by saying we were gunna get hit by an asteroid called planet X (Woooo...Scary) on the exact year that the mayans said the world was gunna end, Coincidence? i think not, But even if this was true, Im sure if we were about to get hit by a meteor, The government would atleast fire a missile or something right? (Unless of course they're crapping there pants like the rest of the retards).
Which brings me to the thing that pisses me off the most about this and thats the people that actually believe it, Why are these people accepting the supposed fact that everyone's gunna die, Nihilism? or are they just ******** insane, Like the bastards who made this s**t up?.

Anyway...whats your opinion on this? Or better yet, How much do you hate this Bs?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:03 pm


There is no meteor.
The planets are not aligning anytime soon.
The mayans calender was made by humans so that doesn't matter.
The sun isn't CLOSE to exploding.
There is nothing really "weird" or "supernatural that happed to even think it would end soon.

Anyhow, no, this is complete BS. All of this is superstition and what-not.

For Christians:

God said that he would come when the world was at it's worst and the anti-christ has totally taken over.

The world could be MUCH MUCH worse and there is no "anti-christ" yet so stop peeing your pants and settle down. We're fine. Just incase though, try and be on your best behavior.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:01 pm


In any of those cases we have missiles. and if need be (If christianity spoke the truth) we can give them missiles so they can blow up whoever they think is the anti-christ. Redheads beware.
Cant exactly judge when sun goes boom.
and I heard chuck Norris dies in 2012, but we know thats total BS too :/
PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:18 pm


Well I can tell you the jews are just kind of laughing at the hole 2012 thing XD

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm


Please forgive me some day.........


If the Mayans could predict the end of the world,

Why couldn't they have predicted their own death stare


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:04 pm


We can estimate when the sun goes boom. The sun is like a middle aged star right now since it is yellow. If it was blue then it would be a new star. If it was red then it could explode at any time.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:27 pm


Well its not gunna go boom in our life time, So let the future generations deal with it.
That is if the our planet dosnt die first, The earth might not even survive long enough for the sun to obliterate it.
But If the planet dies it wont matter to our generation, Because that wont happen in our lifetimes either, So basically, Epic win to us for not being born in the far future.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:28 pm


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:33 pm


Yeah, Im just gonna tell my kids to head on over to mars and fix it up for their kids.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:01 am


it's not gunna happen.
just sayin'.


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