OUR CAR
When we bought our little car
they saw us coming from afar
it's little problems were well hid
so we wuz happy, but we wuz did.
The name 'MUG' across our brow
wish we'd never bought it now
cause when I took it for it's test
it's underneath was past it's best.
They really put it through the mill
then they handed me the bill
as I drove home I had to trust
it wouldn't collapse in a heap of rust.
The bus's round here are a shower
they only run once every hour
so till the new car arrives I know
we'll have to walk where we want to go.
For everything they've put us through
I'd love to find them so we could sue.
