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 Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:04 pm
Neko: Hey everyone, as a way to get to know each and every one of the cats who live here better, I've created my own corner to do interviews in. I hope you'll be as pleased with this idea as I am! We need to know one another better so we can all know who's normal and who's Beel bait.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:10 pm
Most Recent Interview: Neko: *sets up mic and recorder* Please state your name clearly for the recording please.Ty: Special, huh?Neko: Oh for...state your name for the recording please Ty.Ty: It's Ty. :smirks:Neko: Of course it is. Now lets start off with a simple question okay? No funny stuff. What is your favorite color and why?Ty: No funny stuff? I didn't think I could make you angry that easily. XPNeko: Forgive me, my last interview was a bit rough if you catch my drift.Ty: Of course. Well, I suppose my favorite color is black because it's dark. And everyone's always confused by whether it's an absence of all color or a mix of all the colors.Neko: Well now...that's quite deep. Your smirk hides a lot of your personality. Why don't you give a list of things you like and dislike so the listeners can get a better feel for your seemingly hidden personality.Ty: Hmm. Well, I like to make jokes but people don't always like' em 'cause they're.. well.. pretty dark and strange. But hey, their loss. :smirks: I like to hang around at my owner's place rather than at the shop 'cause it's quieter. I dislike being the direct center of attention and rather enjoy being sarcastic. 3nodding Neko: Then if you don't like being the center of attention what made you want to be on my show?Ty: So that you don't assume anything else about me, obviously.Neko: Oh I'm assuming something now?Ty: Well, you seemed to think that I'm terribly strange. Something about my habit of smirking, I remember.Neko: It's some what of a sneaky thing that I've grown to dislike, last time I was smirked at things didn't end well if I remember right.Ty: You sure concentrate a lot on the past. ><Neko: << It's a bad habbit I know.Ty: Ah, well. Any anything else?Neko: Well I do have a few more questions if you're willing to answer them...Ty: Might as well since I'm here, right?Neko: You've met our kittens correct? Have you had a chance to meet their kittens?Ty: I have met our kittens and a few of their kittens. Cho seems to be around the most, always shouting things like "Grandpa!" or "You're old!"Neko: >> Yeah I get the same treatment...it's...annoying. AND I AM NOT OLD! >.<Ty: Yea. I've tried to make it clear that I'm only a few months older than them, but they don't listen. Oh well.Neko: Hm, back on the topic of your smirk. Why do you do it?Ty: Because I can?Neko: ...that's it?Ty: Because I like to?Neko: Fair enough. Who is your favorite cat in the shop, other then yourself of course.Ty: Hmm. Tough question, considering I don't know all of them.. or even half. Clover's pretty nice, though I like how Sahar looks. :smirks: Too bad you're too busy going after Sage. XP?Neko: << *flushed* The facts of me going after Sage are all heresay, none of it has been proven and I'd kindly like to ask this be stricken from the interview. *hears buzz in her ear* ...I have just been informed that I cannot do that. ...poo...Ty: :continues smirking:Neko: Oh shush you.Ty: I didn't say anything. XDNeko: Your smirk did the talking for you!Ty: There you go assuming things from my expression again.Neko: >> *stares at*Ty: >> :stares back:Neko: << I still don't trust that smirk.Ty: Would it help if I told you someone cut it out of paper and taped it to my face?Neko: ...no...I would get very very sick if you told me that.Ty: Projectile vomit sick?Neko: ...and now thank you for that visual as well...Ty: Anytime. 3nodding Neko: Any last thing you'd like to say to your peers out there listening Ty?Ty: The problems that have occured in this interview have absolutely nothing to do with sexual tension! :smirks:Neko: I'm sure they didn't. Thanks for your time Ty, hope to see you around. << And lose the smirk, big turn off.Ty: That's not what you said back in November. :smirks more:Neko: Okay! That's all we have time for! Bye Ty! *turns off recorder*
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:39 am
Upcoming Interviews: Sage The "Demonic?" kita 21's Velvet. Twiddle's Fara. Kaiyumi's Evory. SSJ Tippy's Hoshi.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:40 am
Past Interviews: - xTwisTx's Ty. - Jestari's Beel. - Mystaira's Rudolph. - Artemis and Apollo's Thorn. - Nekodoshi Intro.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:41 am
List of Most Wanted Interviews: - Sage ( Neko: Urm...I...I didn't move him to the top, I swear.) - Clover - Severus - Bergh - Lola - Velvet- Beelzien- Vera - Nicholas - Rudolph- Cat-a-mari - Edward Elric - GIR - Sakaki (cause honestly...who the heck knows anything about her!?) - Monet - Alucard - January - Ty
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:44 am
How To ____! Question: OMGLOL!!111oneoentwozs intervu mi kat! Neko's Answer: Uhhh...I'm sorry I don't understand. Question: *cough* I'm sorry, I would like to have one of my cats interviewed please. Neko's Answer: There you go! That's much better. Check out the upcoming interviews post to see how many cats I have lined up to be interviewed first, if it's less then 5, go ahead and PM Tatsudoshi and he'll put you down for an appointment. I ask that if I have 5 or more cats lined up for interviews that you don't go asking for one, thank you. Question: What exactly happens in an interview? How does it work? Neko's Answer: Basically the interview itself will be made back and forth with PM's (or AIM/MSN/Yahoo Messanger if you have it, I don't mind using those). I'll ask your cat questions and we will go back and forth with those, just like a normal interview, when the interview is concluded it will be added to the "Most Recent Interview" post for all to see. Question: Huh? How to I reach you if I don't know your AIM, MSN, Yahoo Messanger? Neko's Answer: Easy peasy lemon squeasy, when you send the PM about getting an appointment and you want to do the interview on either one of those instead of with PM's just include that and I will send you a reply that will include my AIM/MSN/Yahoo Messanger address, depending on which you ask for. Question: I don't have a cat, can I be interviewed instead? Neko's Answer: sweatdrop Sorry, as of now I don't interview humans. Question: I have a mini! Can you interview the mini?! Neko's Answer: Well...if it's a unique mini maybe. But the non-unique ones I wont do. @.@ I'd have to interview them all! ._. And there are so many of them! Question: I have a question that wasn't answered here. Neko's Answer: Go ahead and PM me then. I'm a very social cat. Unlike a lot of others.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:45 am
Interview Archive: Tatsu: *drops Neko on the ground* >> You hath no choice in this, you must interview him. Neko: ._. *sets up recorder and mic* This sucks.Beel: Literally? Or are you just saying so? ;DNeko: *sigh* Hi Beel...Beel: Hello there. You're lucky I'm doing this, my schedule is very tight. ;3 Neko: >> I'm sure it is. So shall we get on with this torture or do you plan to hump the mic for a half hour and call it an interview?Beel: Mics are so unresponsive. I'd much rather be humping something that can move. >3 Neko: *stays eerily still*Beel: *dramatic sigh* Fine, have it you're way. Let's get this interview over with. I have a date with Riku, anyway.Neko: Riku, the poor thing is brainwashed I swear. *cough* Anyways, lets start off with something simple. What's your favorite color and why?Beel: Red is, of course. I am red, and therefore red is the color of the gods. Any idiot knows that.Neko: Color of the gods? Beel, hun, you're a demon.Beel: 'Demon' is just another way of saying god. People like Glitterface just don't like to admit it.Neko: Says you, to me demon is another way of saying horn-dog.Beel: Whatever turns you on. wink Neko: =.= You're a walking turn off Beel.Beel: Count my spawn and try saying that.Neko: *slaps forehead and sighs* ...well while we're on the topic. What about your kids? Do you even talk to them?Beel: It depends on if I run into them. *shrug* The only one I've had a conversation worth remembering is Apol Lyn, even if she needs anger management.Neko: I've met a bunch of your kids. << They're nothing like you, thank heavens. And Lyn is a nice girl once you get past the issues she has with you.Beel: *shrug* It's her own fault if she actually expected me to be a good dad. And if my other spawn are nothing like me.. *shrug* Then they didn't get a whole lot of traits from my side of the family. Pity.Neko: Yes...pity...*rolls eyes*, and as stupid as a question as this is, are you planning to breed more? And if so, with who?Beel: Breed, I dunno, but I definitely have plans for more hot *censored*. I don't really think it matters who I do it with. >> I've got my favorite partners, though. :3 And new cats. Like I said, it doesn't matter, as long as it happens. ;3Neko: << *flushed* You shouldn't use that type of language Beel, we have younger listeners you know.Beel: Then they should invest in ear plugs. Besides, it's fun keeping the censors on their toes. >3Neko: You're absolutely horrible Beel.Beel: Thank you. I try. ;3Neko: I know you try, but you don't get far.Beel: That's what you think. Neko: *regains composure* Anyways...I don't know why I bother asking...but do you have a thing for anyone? As in actual love? Or are you just as everyone says you are, a pervert not caring who you end up with next?Beel: *shrug* I don't have much of a thing, as you call it, for any cat in particular, I guess.. My owner calls me an incubus, and from what I can gather, I like the comparison. ;3 I admit I like Riku more than most of the other cats, though. *nod*Neko: Well I'm sure Riku will be glad to hear that, I guess. Now here's a question for you, do you prefer guys or girls Beel? I know you swing both ways but you must have a preference, yes?Beel: Not really. I'm pretty sure I had a girl first, but guys don't do as much of that touchy feely emotional talking after the deed junk that girls do. So I guess I like guys better. *shrug*Neko: Looks like I'm safer then all the boys out there, have you met my friend Domino? >> You two would get along great.Beel: I've talked to him a couple times, I think. He's got a good head on his shoulders.Neko: HA! I should have expected you to say something like that. >> You and him are cut from the same cloth.Beel: Is that how you say it? *shrug* I'm just relieved there's at least one cat like me in the store, or the whole thing would be a lost cause. I wonder how he is at *censored* *thoughtful look*Neko: *hangs head in shame* I feel dirty just listening to this...Beel: You should feel proud that I'm letting you pick my brain like this. ;3 And if you feel dirty, I can always clean you off... >;3Neko: ._. Um...no thank you...Beel: Your loss. Neko: I think I just lost 5 of my 9 lives...Beel: That much more reason to live dangerously, yeah? I'll leave the invitation out there, just in case you feel the need to experiment. wink Neko: *shivers* I'll be having nightmares for years...*shakes head* Lets get past this perverted discussion shall we? You were one of the cats found in the Stray Cat Halloween 2005 Event, right?Beel: That's right. One of the best decisions of my life, to let myself get into that Event.Neko: Well durring that event I was aware of a 4th Halloween Cat that was never given a home, you're one of the cats dropped off by this cat. Can you give us some insight on who this cat was and what he/she was doing?Beel: Nah, that was a pretty long time ago. You could ask Bandages. All I know is that whoever it was had a silver tongue, and made a good argument. And was a *censored* fine cat. Neko: Well arn't you just a treasure trove of information.Beel: Like I said, I don't remember. I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention.Neko: Gasp, what a shock, you not paying attention.Beel: *glower* Shut up, prissy pants.Neko: *hiss* I'm not a priss you horn-dog!Beel: Then stop acting like a smartass, you prudish *censored*. *hiss*Neko: >> Did you just call me a *censored*?!Beel: What, do you have bad ears? Yeah, I called you a *censored*!Neko: *smacks Beel with the mic* THAT'S IT THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!Beel: >O *pounces* OW! I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT! Neko: *keeps smacking Beel with the mic* RAPERAPERAPERAPE!Beel: YOU WISH! >O OW! OWOWOWOWOWSTOPPITYOU*censored*!!Neko: *bites* STOP SWEARING ON MY SHOW YOU *censored*!Beel: *scratches* *yowl* NOT ON YOUR *censored* LIFE! ALL OF THEM! Neko: *HISS* GET OUT AND GET OUT NOW! *stops the recording*Beel: FINE, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN FIGHT WITH A *censored* *censored*! D< *storms out*
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:49 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:52 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:53 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:56 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:57 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:25 pm
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