The Impossible Game

[Call Me Nefret]

Both are hilarious answers, but I need one more before I can decide.  

[Papurusuta]

it all happend in the year 19 B.C. the unicorn danced on his rain bow untill a human stole it the unicorn instintly turned emo. emo unicorns isnt something you wanna meet. the pnly normal unicorns bunkerd their rainbows some even say they group up to protect a rainbow. but they failed in hiroshima the last died in the nuke. to get them back i tought about letting a rhino and a horse mate or a horse and a narwal  

[Andre Salgado]

another one ?
I think you already have three but anyway here it goes: (take this one off is you want)

Well you see unicorns are extinct because Elmo is on a Unicorn meat diet. I plan to tell him to go and eat Dodo meat because everyone knows it is healthier.

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[Call Me Nefret]

The answers just keep getting better. However, our winner for this time is...

shadowedwolfy

Your prize is on it's way. Onward with the game!!

Next Question:

You've been abducted by aliens. The leader turns to you and says "Wacka thae fhal fith saoth aoent." What does this mean in English?  

[anime_lover_91]

"that's right. I am THE sith lord"  

[Andre Salgado]

The cake is not a lie. I ate it before you arrived.

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[shadowedwolfy]

I want fries with my burger.  

[Call Me Nefret]

I think it's pretty clear the winner is...

anime_lover_91

Your prize should be coming any time now. And on we go!!

Next Question:

Jack likes Jane. Jane hates Fred. What's the name of Fred's mother-in-law's, hair-dresser's son?  

[shadowedwolfy]

purple.  

[Andre Salgado]

It's Jack.

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[anime_lover_91]

Jane lol

i know i'm horrible  

[Call Me Nefret]

Horrible, yes. But also hilarious. Which is why the first consecutive winner is...

anime_lover_91

You'll get another prize, of course. Meanwhile, moving right along.

Next Question:

A meteor is falling to earth. All the dinosaurs are panicking, except Barney. In the end, he's the last dino standing. How'd the purple b*****d survive?  

[anime_lover_91]

Barney decided to do what he always did to little kids, he decided "Lets molest the meteor!" and thus the meteor was destroyed and Barney survived that's how he got his own show too biggrin  

[shadowedwolfy]

He ate the Meteor... Oh come on! Look at the size of his mouth! Its huge! ....B******d...  

[X_icewhip_X]

It's simple really! Barney is the overlord of all evil! Those bastards never die!