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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:03 pm


Ever think a quote from a movie is boring or dumb? Feeling eager to spice it up a bit? Then put it here! Anything appropriate and within the guild rules is welcome! :3 Feel free to post the real version in the 'Post Your Favorite Quotes' thread! (PS: Songs also welcome!)

Silver: Don't you turn your back on me! *shoots telekenisis at Sonic, knocking him to the ground*

Sonic: Er....You won't be ignored?

Silver: THESE AREN'T LINKIN PARK SONG LYRICS! IT'S TIME I END THIS!

Amy: NO WAY JOSE! *steps in the way*

Silver: What the eff, Amy? Out of my way!

Amy: YOU. ARE. NOT. HURTING. MY. FUTURE. HUSBAND.

Sonic: Um, I don't know about that husband part, but thanks! *gets up and runs away*
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:17 pm


Are you creating these things mostly for YOUR needs, Vegeta? XD

Sonic: Hum de dum de dum. *walking along with Elise when a purple Chaos Emerald appears, floating in the air a few feet from them*

Mephiles: *hovers out of the ground behind them, shoots light beam at Sonic, impaling him*

Sonic: Ack!

Mephiles: *retracts the beam like a sword*

Sonic: OH, WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD! *falls down dead*

Elise: *drops down next to him and hugs, totally forgetting not to cry and doesn't notice Mephiles (Mephiles not crystally)*

Mephiles: Hahahaha...Mwuhahahaha....HAHAHA! MUWHAHAHAHA! *laughs evily as Iblis's flames appear in the sky above them*

Elise: *totally oblivious to the maniacle laughter behind her* NOOOO! SONIC! THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED! WAAAA!

Mephiles: *pauses* Lady you're a human, and he was an effing hedgehog.

Elise: NOOOO! SONIC! THE ONLY HEDGEHOG I EVER LOVED! WAAAA!

Mephiles: Er, that...isn't...exactly what I meant...but okay! I GET TO MORPH WITH IIIBLIS I GET TO MORPH WITH IIIBLIS! *breakdances*

Elise: *looks up* But you're gonna become an ugly monster once you form.

Mephiles: Oh, right. Hmm....Oh well. Sacrifices must be made. I can't look like a cooly crystally badguy forever! 3nodding TO THE MORPHING! *flys into the flames, which turns into a bright purple light, makes the sky dark and squiggly with shadow*

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:07 pm


Orihime: "BWHAHAHAHAAA!!"

Ichigo: *Gives a weird face.* "Whoooah! Who the eff farted!?"
(Me nd my cousin (Bleach_Luva22) made this photo. Based off of the show Bleach.: http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad216/ibumpyewz/WhofartedIchigo.jpg )
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:15 pm


SAW

Black cop: *neck cuts cut by Saw.*

Saw: WTF!? Your still alive!? Your like a freakin pez dispecer!

Black cop: Yeah! and i keep living until u shoot my a** more into the movie!

Saw: Damnit.....btw, i killed ur partener.

Black cop: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Saw: MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA *disappears in smoke*

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:30 pm


@Kitty:
Maybeh. ninja

Mephiles: I'm your shadow, Shadow! You can't touch me!

Shadow: That was a TERRIBLE pun.

Mephiles: I know....But still....CAN'T TOUCH DIS DO DO DO DO, DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!

Shadow: *facepalm*


Amy: *looks up at squigly sky* Hey, why'd it get dark? OH NOEZ! IT HAS HAPPENED! I WENT BLIND!

Tails: Amy, you didn't go blind. The sky just went dark. Except for that bright light up-

Amy: I'M BLIIIIIND! I CAN'T SEEE! SONIC, HELP MEEEE!

Knuckles: Amy, here's the deal. *closes eyes* I'm going to count to ten, and if you're still screaming after that, you're going to have no head. I'm not holding back because you're twelve and a girl, either.

Amy: o_O Okie....I like my head....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:53 pm


Rouge: I may not look it, but I'm a real treasure hunter.

Shadow: Wait what the hell? I did all the work getting that Emerald!

Rouge: *ignores* Unlike a certain ECHIDA I know!

Sonic: Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say!

Knuckles: She was talking to me, you retart. And it's a kind of animal, not an insult.

Sonic: Oh....Right...I knew that.

Tails: *facepalm*


Silver: Wait, I know! We can bring Sonic back with the Chaos Emeralds! If you collect all seven together, a miracle is supposed to happen!

Knuckles: ....That sounds like a total rip-off of Dragon Ball Z but I'm in!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:49 pm


*Tails and Knuckles are waiting for Sonic in the warehouse*

Tails: *humming*

Knuckles: *looks at him* Why are you humming Shadow's theme song, 'All Hail Shadow'?

Tails: *shrugs* I dunno. It's catchy.

Knuckles: ....Right. Anyway, there's Sonic.

Sonic: Hey guys! *walks over*

Knuckles: Sup. I met Eggman outside the city. He told me to give you this. *reaches inside a small red bag*

Sonic: Hey....Is that a purse?

Knuckles: *pretends not to hear and hands a hologram card*

Sonic: What's this? HOLY CRAP!

*hologram of Docter Eggman appears, and begins speaking*

Eggman: Hey, give me the Chaos Emerald and I'll give you the princess. Bye. *ends*

*moment of silence*

Knuckles: Wow, that was pretty straight forward.

Tails: Yeah. Obviously a trap. You shouldn't fall for it, So-where are you going?

Sonic: What? I'm going to go give him the Emerald!

Knuckles: ARE YOU INSANE OR JUST PLAIN RETARTED, SONIC?!

Sonic: What does retarted mean?

Tails: I was wondering too.

Knuckles: *facepalm* Tails, you're too young to know, and Sonic, that's what you are.

Sonic: Oh, okay. Thanks! *walks away* All hail, Shaaadow. Hero's rise again.

Knuckles: *Facepalm again* What is WRONG with people?

Tails: Actually, we're animals.

Knuckles: NOT HELPING.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:16 pm


Amy: God am I BORED. I'm ALWAYS left behind while they go out on missions. *wandering around the ARK* Hey, there's Shadow. Maybe I'm a baby for complaining. I know! I'll help! *walks over to Shadow, who's standing by the window* Hey Shadow! Go help Sonic and the rest!

Shadow: Why? Everything's going great. Just as the professor wanted.

Amy: Awwwww, c'mon! Give them a chance to be happy for once!

Shadow: *flashback*

Maria: Shadow, please, for me.....

Shadow: Maria! Get me out of this effing thing!*trapped inside a cpasule*

Maria: Give...the people.....on that planet....a chance...to be happy....Sayanora...Shadow...The Hedgehog....

Shadow: MARIA! WHEN DID WE NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?! *gets shot out into space so that he'll live, while she's dying from a bullet wound*


Shadow: *back to present*

Amy: Shaaaadoooow. *waves hand in face* Helloooo?

Shadow: I have to keep my promise to Maria. And to you.

Amy: What? When did you promise me anything?

Shadow: *runs from room to go help*

Amy: What the heck? I'M SO CONFUSED! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!

Poooooor Amy. *shakes head sadly*


????????: I thank you, Shadow The Hedgehog. *bows*

Shadow: Who the hell are you?! And how the heck do you know my name?!

Mephiles: *stands up straight* Wow, your memory is that bad? I'm Mephiles, Mephiles The Dark. Name ring a bell?

Shadow: Nope.

Mephiles: Ah, it's somewhere in there. *walks towards him slowly, almost like a zombie(litteraly. Arms to the side limply, head as well....creepeh stuff)* I owe you much, Shadow....

Shadow: Okaaaay now you're starting to creep me out. *steps back*

Mephiles: *stops infront of him, red eye(shadow's) meeting green eye(Mephiles's)* Much indeed....*makes head look upward, no longer zombie-ish* What you gave me, I now return to you....*raises hands and holds them out, creating a purple light* A one-way ticket to oblivion!

Shadow: So wait, are you sending me on a trip or what?

Mephiles: No, I'm sending you to the future genius. SEE YA! *transports Shadow and Rouge to the future, disappearing with them*

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:59 pm


Shadow: Aw sh-beep-t, where'd we get ourselves landed in now?

Rouge: *shrugs* Looks like the future to me. About two hundred years.

Shadow: How the heck did you know that?

Rouge: *points at sign*

Sign: WELCOME TWO HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.

Shadow: Mephiles probably put that there.

Rouge: Yeaaaah....Hey, isn't that that echidna? And isn't that Fox-boy and Sonic?

Shadow: So it is.

Sonic: SUP GUYS!

Tails: You're not going to kill us, right?

Shadow: Not now.

Tails: Okay, good. Hi! : D

Knuckles: Bat-lady.

Rouge: Echidna.

Sonic: So, uh, if you don't mind me asking-

Shadow: -I do-

Sonic: -Yeah, well, I'ma ask anyhow. Where are we?

Tails: Future, according to that large billboard.

Rouge: Why'd Mephiles even bother telling us? He all ready said we'd be going to the future.

Tails: Who?

Rouge: Some guy who formed from Shadow's shadow.

Knuckles: Wow. Don't see that everyday.

Shadow: Yeah, unless you're a video game character. Anyhow, we CAN get out.

Everyone: How?

Shadow: Using my Chaos Control, I can create a large rift in time, allowing us to travel backwards through it, returning to the present day. But this requires a lot of energy. If we make a temporary alliance, we'll be able to find the Chaos Emeralds and do this.

Everyone But Sonic: *nods*

Sonic: ....I lost you at Chaos Control.

Knuckles: *facepalm* He basiclly said we need to collect Chaos Emeralds so we can go back in time.

Sonic: Ohhhh okay. Gotcha. So we go watch dolphins at the aquarium on Monday.

Everyone Else: *facepalm*
PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:38 am


Shadow: MEPHILES!

Mephiles: Crap. Er, I mean....Decided to void your return ticket, then?

Shadow: Yeah. This place SUCKS! Did you destroy it?

Mephiles: Yes and no.

Shadow: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Mephiles: *makes a pink, net-like thing appear.*

Shadow: *looks at*

Mephiles: That's right. It's you.

Shadow: It is....?

Mephiles: Yes. They didn't put your body in very good lighting. Anyhow, people were scared and hunted you down, simple as that. BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU MUST JOIN ME!

Shadow: I decide my own destiny, foo.

Mephiles: Whatev. *goes crystally* MAGIC TIME!

Shadow: O_o

Mephiles: FEAR MEEEEE! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Shadow: Actually, you really aren't that scary. Nor are you scary looking. But you're cool-looking, I'll give you that.

Mephiles: Good enough. *fight begins*

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:05 pm


Blaze: Nice job, we kicked it's a** : )

Silver: So? It's just gonna form again. DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T THIS JSUT END?! *punches wall in anger*

Blaze: Cool it, Silver.

Silver: THEN TELL ME HOW WE CAN FRIGGIN DESTOY IBLIS? AND IT'S DIFFICULT TO COOL IT WHEN YOU'RE IN A WORLD MADE ENTIRELY OF FIRE AND RUINS AND HEAT!

*A deep voice is heard*

????????: Wow, are you having a tantrum? You're fourteen, not three.

Silver: WHAT THE-?! *spins around, staring at a dark hedgehog similar to Shadow, but colorless, and without a mouth*

????????: Just as a flower comes from a seed, and a chicken from an egg, everything has an origin.

Silver: Will you stop speaking in metaphors and answer me directly?! stressed

????????: Look, I'm basicly saying you need to destroy the being responsible for causing this castrophe.

Silver: Ohhhhhh okay. So do you know who it is?

*The hedgehog, later known as Mephiles The Dark, looks at Silver with a sinister look in his eye*

Silver: Er, you're creeping me out here....

Mephiles: I tend to do that a lot.

Silver: Riiiighhht....

*Scene fades to black*

*Mephiles leads Blaze and Silver into the database room*

Mephiles: To change this present timeline, you need to alter the past.

Silver: Um, incase you haven't noticed, time traveling isn't exactly possible.

Mephiles: Is it? *turns* With my help, yes, because I have the power to travel through time!

Silver: COOL! : D

Mephiles: What you need to do, is to destroy the indivisual who caused the flames of Iblis to be awakened. The Iblis Trigger.

*Blaze and Silver ponder a bit*

Silver: Sooooo, if I destroy this guy, our world'll be saved?

Mephiles: That's what I just said, genius. *turns to the database* The day of disaster. Here are my records of this event.

Silver: So now it has a name? *looks at it*

Mephiles: Yes, it does. And you have this idiot to blame. *hands Silver a purple Chaos Emerald*

Silver: *concentrates, closing his eyes. He sees a vision of Sonic, staring blankly, surrounded by flames* That blue hedgehog's the Iblis Trigger?

Blaze: Blue Hedgehog.....

Mephiles: *nods*

Silver: But...he looks so....retarted.

Mephiles: From my knowledge, he is.

Silver: Okay....So, now what?

Mephiles: I send us to the time when the Iblis Trigger was alive. *creates a glowing purple(everything's purple with Mephiles xD)light, spreading it to cover them. They all vanish in a flash of light*

*Scene fades to black*
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:40 pm


*Shadow and Silver are panting, after fighting*

Shadow: *takes out Chaos Emerald as Silver charges* Chaos...CONTROL! *time slows down. He round-house kicks Silver to the ground.

Silver: *falls on face* OW! THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU CHEATED! v.v

Shadow: All is fair in love and war. : P *throws Chaos Emerald up and down in air lazily*

Silver: What does love got to do with anything? *sits up, on knees, looks at hands* Ah forget it! I can't lose! Not when I've got this far! *takes out own Chaos Emerald*

*They both induse Chaos Control, creating a rift in time*

Shadow: *looks at* You indused Chaos Control.

Silver: Yeah, so what if I did? Huh? GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

Shadow: *shakes head* You are such a moron. Mephiles isn't trying to save the future, he's trying to destroy the past.

Silver: Wha?

Shadow: >.> Look, just follow me into this wormhole. *jumps in*

Silver: UUhhhhhmmmmm okay. *jumps in after*

*scene fades to black. It returns when Silver and Shadow fall into a hallway*

Scientist 1: OH MY GOD! THE POWER LEVEL IS OVER...OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

Scientist 2: WE'VE GOT TO EVACUATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

*Too late. Large explosion, killing everyone. Black ooze comes out of container, while hovering flames fly in a different direction*

Silver: Holy sh-beep-t, that's Iblis??

Shadow: And the black goo is Mephiles.

Silver: Ew. ._. I'll take Iblis, you take Mephiles?

Shadow: Sounds good. *looks down at old scientist giving him the Scepter Of Darkness* Oh, hold on, this old guys giving me some scepter. 'Kay, I'll seal Iblis with it. Whatev. *scene fades to black*



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:28 pm


Sasuke: ITACHI IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Sakura: *holds him back/ almost chokeing him* NO! Bad sasuke you cant kill itachi yet!
Itachi: Hahaha, i killed your parents what now B****?!
Sasuke: THEY WERE YOUR PARENTS TOO IDIOT!
Itachi:....um.... well... I didnt like them. stare SO HA!
Sasuke: Thats it, JUST DIE!
Sakura: I SAID NO!
( Lol me and my friends rp-ing durring study hall XD Too much fun )

Sasuke: So anyway, i was...Eeep! *Trys to curl up in a ball*
Kakashi: Um sasuke that was a girly scream...
Sakura: *laughing evily* He dose that when ever i put something cold on his neck * Stops holding the back of his neck*
Sasuke: Not nice... now im cold
Naruto: Poke! *pokes sasuke*
Sasuke: EEP! KNOCK IT OFF! *Laughing*
Sakura: Poke!
( -_-'' needless to say they kept on pokeing him untill he almost died of laughing and screaming XD )
PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:35 pm


Sonic: *is all furry, with fangs and big claws and spikey shoes* Aw God well that's just GREAT, I killed this squirrel when I crashed into Earth. Nice job, sonic. Now you'll be charged with murder. Oh wait...It looks like a squirrel with fairy wings and a bunny tail. What the heck?

????: Hey, I am NOT dead, thank you very much! Dude do you ever bathe? You smell like moldy pizza. >.>

Sonic: *looks at self* AW SH--DAMN YOU EGGMAN! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU WENT AND TURNED ME INTO A FRIGGIN WEREHOG! AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?! IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF MUTATED PIG! Hey, I'ma call you Chip, by the way.

Chip: Sounds good. ;3

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:48 am


Amy: OMFG SONIC I FINALLY FOUND CHUUUUU! *huggies Sonic, snuggling into him*

Sonic: Hey, let go of me! *is in Werehog form*

Amy: Hm? *lets go* O_O OMG I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONEELSE!

Sonic: But-

Amy: Bye! *runs off*

Sonic: Hey wait! D:

Chip: Why didn't she recognize you? Well, besides the fact that you have fangs, big claws, and are kind of scary looking.

Sonic: Thanks Chip. You're a big help. *walks off, depressed*

Chip: No problem! Oh, wait.... sweatdrop


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