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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:03 pm
Ever think a quote from a movie is boring or dumb? Feeling eager to spice it up a bit? Then put it here! Anything appropriate and within the guild rules is welcome! :3 Feel free to post the real version in the 'Post Your Favorite Quotes' thread! (PS: Songs also welcome!)
Silver: Don't you turn your back on me! *shoots telekenisis at Sonic, knocking him to the ground*
Sonic: Er....You won't be ignored?
Silver: THESE AREN'T LINKIN PARK SONG LYRICS! IT'S TIME I END THIS!
Amy: NO WAY JOSE! *steps in the way*
Silver: What the eff, Amy? Out of my way!
Amy: YOU. ARE. NOT. HURTING. MY. FUTURE. HUSBAND.
Sonic: Um, I don't know about that husband part, but thanks! *gets up and runs away*
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:17 pm
Are you creating these things mostly for YOUR needs, Vegeta? XD
Sonic: Hum de dum de dum. *walking along with Elise when a purple Chaos Emerald appears, floating in the air a few feet from them*
Mephiles: *hovers out of the ground behind them, shoots light beam at Sonic, impaling him*
Sonic: Ack!
Mephiles: *retracts the beam like a sword*
Sonic: OH, WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD! *falls down dead*
Elise: *drops down next to him and hugs, totally forgetting not to cry and doesn't notice Mephiles (Mephiles not crystally)*
Mephiles: Hahahaha...Mwuhahahaha....HAHAHA! MUWHAHAHAHA! *laughs evily as Iblis's flames appear in the sky above them*
Elise: *totally oblivious to the maniacle laughter behind her* NOOOO! SONIC! THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED! WAAAA!
Mephiles: *pauses* Lady you're a human, and he was an effing hedgehog.
Elise: NOOOO! SONIC! THE ONLY HEDGEHOG I EVER LOVED! WAAAA!
Mephiles: Er, that...isn't...exactly what I meant...but okay! I GET TO MORPH WITH IIIBLIS I GET TO MORPH WITH IIIBLIS! *breakdances*
Elise: *looks up* But you're gonna become an ugly monster once you form.
Mephiles: Oh, right. Hmm....Oh well. Sacrifices must be made. I can't look like a cooly crystally badguy forever! 3nodding TO THE MORPHING! *flys into the flames, which turns into a bright purple light, makes the sky dark and squiggly with shadow*
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:15 pm
SAW
Black cop: *neck cuts cut by Saw.*
Saw: WTF!? Your still alive!? Your like a freakin pez dispecer!
Black cop: Yeah! and i keep living until u shoot my a** more into the movie!
Saw: Damnit.....btw, i killed ur partener.
Black cop: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Saw: MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA *disappears in smoke*
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:30 pm
@Kitty: Maybeh. ninja
Mephiles: I'm your shadow, Shadow! You can't touch me!
Shadow: That was a TERRIBLE pun.
Mephiles: I know....But still....CAN'T TOUCH DIS DO DO DO DO, DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!
Shadow: *facepalm* Amy: *looks up at squigly sky* Hey, why'd it get dark? OH NOEZ! IT HAS HAPPENED! I WENT BLIND!
Tails: Amy, you didn't go blind. The sky just went dark. Except for that bright light up-
Amy: I'M BLIIIIIND! I CAN'T SEEE! SONIC, HELP MEEEE!
Knuckles: Amy, here's the deal. *closes eyes* I'm going to count to ten, and if you're still screaming after that, you're going to have no head. I'm not holding back because you're twelve and a girl, either.
Amy: o_O Okie....I like my head....
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:53 pm
Rouge: I may not look it, but I'm a real treasure hunter.
Shadow: Wait what the hell? I did all the work getting that Emerald!
Rouge: *ignores* Unlike a certain ECHIDA I know!
Sonic: Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say!
Knuckles: She was talking to me, you retart. And it's a kind of animal, not an insult.
Sonic: Oh....Right...I knew that.
Tails: *facepalm* Silver: Wait, I know! We can bring Sonic back with the Chaos Emeralds! If you collect all seven together, a miracle is supposed to happen!
Knuckles: ....That sounds like a total rip-off of Dragon Ball Z but I'm in!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:49 pm
*Tails and Knuckles are waiting for Sonic in the warehouse*
Tails: *humming*
Knuckles: *looks at him* Why are you humming Shadow's theme song, 'All Hail Shadow'?
Tails: *shrugs* I dunno. It's catchy.
Knuckles: ....Right. Anyway, there's Sonic.
Sonic: Hey guys! *walks over*
Knuckles: Sup. I met Eggman outside the city. He told me to give you this. *reaches inside a small red bag*
Sonic: Hey....Is that a purse?
Knuckles: *pretends not to hear and hands a hologram card*
Sonic: What's this? HOLY CRAP!
*hologram of Docter Eggman appears, and begins speaking*
Eggman: Hey, give me the Chaos Emerald and I'll give you the princess. Bye. *ends*
*moment of silence*
Knuckles: Wow, that was pretty straight forward.
Tails: Yeah. Obviously a trap. You shouldn't fall for it, So-where are you going?
Sonic: What? I'm going to go give him the Emerald!
Knuckles: ARE YOU INSANE OR JUST PLAIN RETARTED, SONIC?!
Sonic: What does retarted mean?
Tails: I was wondering too.
Knuckles: *facepalm* Tails, you're too young to know, and Sonic, that's what you are.
Sonic: Oh, okay. Thanks! *walks away* All hail, Shaaadow. Hero's rise again.
Knuckles: *Facepalm again* What is WRONG with people?
Tails: Actually, we're animals.
Knuckles: NOT HELPING.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:16 pm
Amy: God am I BORED. I'm ALWAYS left behind while they go out on missions. *wandering around the ARK* Hey, there's Shadow. Maybe I'm a baby for complaining. I know! I'll help! *walks over to Shadow, who's standing by the window* Hey Shadow! Go help Sonic and the rest!
Shadow: Why? Everything's going great. Just as the professor wanted.
Amy: Awwwww, c'mon! Give them a chance to be happy for once!
Shadow: *flashback*
Maria: Shadow, please, for me.....
Shadow: Maria! Get me out of this effing thing!*trapped inside a cpasule*
Maria: Give...the people.....on that planet....a chance...to be happy....Sayanora...Shadow...The Hedgehog....
Shadow: MARIA! WHEN DID WE NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?! *gets shot out into space so that he'll live, while she's dying from a bullet wound*
Shadow: *back to present*
Amy: Shaaaadoooow. *waves hand in face* Helloooo?
Shadow: I have to keep my promise to Maria. And to you.
Amy: What? When did you promise me anything?
Shadow: *runs from room to go help*
Amy: What the heck? I'M SO CONFUSED! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!
Poooooor Amy. *shakes head sadly* ????????: I thank you, Shadow The Hedgehog. *bows*
Shadow: Who the hell are you?! And how the heck do you know my name?!
Mephiles: *stands up straight* Wow, your memory is that bad? I'm Mephiles, Mephiles The Dark. Name ring a bell?
Shadow: Nope.
Mephiles: Ah, it's somewhere in there. *walks towards him slowly, almost like a zombie(litteraly. Arms to the side limply, head as well....creepeh stuff)* I owe you much, Shadow....
Shadow: Okaaaay now you're starting to creep me out. *steps back*
Mephiles: *stops infront of him, red eye(shadow's) meeting green eye(Mephiles's)* Much indeed....*makes head look upward, no longer zombie-ish* What you gave me, I now return to you....*raises hands and holds them out, creating a purple light* A one-way ticket to oblivion!
Shadow: So wait, are you sending me on a trip or what?
Mephiles: No, I'm sending you to the future genius. SEE YA! *transports Shadow and Rouge to the future, disappearing with them*
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:59 pm
Shadow: Aw sh-beep-t, where'd we get ourselves landed in now?
Rouge: *shrugs* Looks like the future to me. About two hundred years.
Shadow: How the heck did you know that?
Rouge: *points at sign*
Sign: WELCOME TWO HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.
Shadow: Mephiles probably put that there.
Rouge: Yeaaaah....Hey, isn't that that echidna? And isn't that Fox-boy and Sonic?
Shadow: So it is.
Sonic: SUP GUYS!
Tails: You're not going to kill us, right?
Shadow: Not now.
Tails: Okay, good. Hi! : D
Knuckles: Bat-lady.
Rouge: Echidna.
Sonic: So, uh, if you don't mind me asking-
Shadow: -I do-
Sonic: -Yeah, well, I'ma ask anyhow. Where are we?
Tails: Future, according to that large billboard.
Rouge: Why'd Mephiles even bother telling us? He all ready said we'd be going to the future.
Tails: Who?
Rouge: Some guy who formed from Shadow's shadow.
Knuckles: Wow. Don't see that everyday.
Shadow: Yeah, unless you're a video game character. Anyhow, we CAN get out.
Everyone: How?
Shadow: Using my Chaos Control, I can create a large rift in time, allowing us to travel backwards through it, returning to the present day. But this requires a lot of energy. If we make a temporary alliance, we'll be able to find the Chaos Emeralds and do this.
Everyone But Sonic: *nods*
Sonic: ....I lost you at Chaos Control.
Knuckles: *facepalm* He basiclly said we need to collect Chaos Emeralds so we can go back in time.
Sonic: Ohhhh okay. Gotcha. So we go watch dolphins at the aquarium on Monday.
Everyone Else: *facepalm*
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:38 am
Shadow: MEPHILES!
Mephiles: Crap. Er, I mean....Decided to void your return ticket, then?
Shadow: Yeah. This place SUCKS! Did you destroy it?
Mephiles: Yes and no.
Shadow: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Mephiles: *makes a pink, net-like thing appear.*
Shadow: *looks at*
Mephiles: That's right. It's you.
Shadow: It is....?
Mephiles: Yes. They didn't put your body in very good lighting. Anyhow, people were scared and hunted you down, simple as that. BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU MUST JOIN ME!
Shadow: I decide my own destiny, foo.
Mephiles: Whatev. *goes crystally* MAGIC TIME!
Shadow: O_o
Mephiles: FEAR MEEEEE! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: Actually, you really aren't that scary. Nor are you scary looking. But you're cool-looking, I'll give you that.
Mephiles: Good enough. *fight begins*
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:05 pm
Blaze: Nice job, we kicked it's a** : )
Silver: So? It's just gonna form again. DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T THIS JSUT END?! *punches wall in anger*
Blaze: Cool it, Silver.
Silver: THEN TELL ME HOW WE CAN FRIGGIN DESTOY IBLIS? AND IT'S DIFFICULT TO COOL IT WHEN YOU'RE IN A WORLD MADE ENTIRELY OF FIRE AND RUINS AND HEAT!
*A deep voice is heard*
????????: Wow, are you having a tantrum? You're fourteen, not three.
Silver: WHAT THE-?! *spins around, staring at a dark hedgehog similar to Shadow, but colorless, and without a mouth*
????????: Just as a flower comes from a seed, and a chicken from an egg, everything has an origin.
Silver: Will you stop speaking in metaphors and answer me directly?! stressed
????????: Look, I'm basicly saying you need to destroy the being responsible for causing this castrophe.
Silver: Ohhhhhh okay. So do you know who it is?
*The hedgehog, later known as Mephiles The Dark, looks at Silver with a sinister look in his eye*
Silver: Er, you're creeping me out here....
Mephiles: I tend to do that a lot.
Silver: Riiiighhht....
*Scene fades to black*
*Mephiles leads Blaze and Silver into the database room*
Mephiles: To change this present timeline, you need to alter the past.
Silver: Um, incase you haven't noticed, time traveling isn't exactly possible.
Mephiles: Is it? *turns* With my help, yes, because I have the power to travel through time!
Silver: COOL! : D
Mephiles: What you need to do, is to destroy the indivisual who caused the flames of Iblis to be awakened. The Iblis Trigger.
*Blaze and Silver ponder a bit*
Silver: Sooooo, if I destroy this guy, our world'll be saved?
Mephiles: That's what I just said, genius. *turns to the database* The day of disaster. Here are my records of this event.
Silver: So now it has a name? *looks at it*
Mephiles: Yes, it does. And you have this idiot to blame. *hands Silver a purple Chaos Emerald*
Silver: *concentrates, closing his eyes. He sees a vision of Sonic, staring blankly, surrounded by flames* That blue hedgehog's the Iblis Trigger?
Blaze: Blue Hedgehog.....
Mephiles: *nods*
Silver: But...he looks so....retarted.
Mephiles: From my knowledge, he is.
Silver: Okay....So, now what?
Mephiles: I send us to the time when the Iblis Trigger was alive. *creates a glowing purple(everything's purple with Mephiles xD)light, spreading it to cover them. They all vanish in a flash of light*
*Scene fades to black*
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:40 pm
*Shadow and Silver are panting, after fighting*
Shadow: *takes out Chaos Emerald as Silver charges* Chaos...CONTROL! *time slows down. He round-house kicks Silver to the ground.
Silver: *falls on face* OW! THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU CHEATED! v.v
Shadow: All is fair in love and war. : P *throws Chaos Emerald up and down in air lazily*
Silver: What does love got to do with anything? *sits up, on knees, looks at hands* Ah forget it! I can't lose! Not when I've got this far! *takes out own Chaos Emerald*
*They both induse Chaos Control, creating a rift in time*
Shadow: *looks at* You indused Chaos Control.
Silver: Yeah, so what if I did? Huh? GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Shadow: *shakes head* You are such a moron. Mephiles isn't trying to save the future, he's trying to destroy the past.
Silver: Wha?
Shadow: >.> Look, just follow me into this wormhole. *jumps in*
Silver: UUhhhhhmmmmm okay. *jumps in after*
*scene fades to black. It returns when Silver and Shadow fall into a hallway*
Scientist 1: OH MY GOD! THE POWER LEVEL IS OVER...OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Scientist 2: WE'VE GOT TO EVACUATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
*Too late. Large explosion, killing everyone. Black ooze comes out of container, while hovering flames fly in a different direction*
Silver: Holy sh-beep-t, that's Iblis??
Shadow: And the black goo is Mephiles.
Silver: Ew. ._. I'll take Iblis, you take Mephiles?
Shadow: Sounds good. *looks down at old scientist giving him the Scepter Of Darkness* Oh, hold on, this old guys giving me some scepter. 'Kay, I'll seal Iblis with it. Whatev. *scene fades to black*
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:28 pm
Sasuke: ITACHI IM GONNA KILL YOU! Sakura: *holds him back/ almost chokeing him* NO! Bad sasuke you cant kill itachi yet! Itachi: Hahaha, i killed your parents what now B****?! Sasuke: THEY WERE YOUR PARENTS TOO IDIOT! Itachi:....um.... well... I didnt like them. stare SO HA! Sasuke: Thats it, JUST DIE! Sakura: I SAID NO! ( Lol me and my friends rp-ing durring study hall XD Too much fun )
Sasuke: So anyway, i was...Eeep! *Trys to curl up in a ball* Kakashi: Um sasuke that was a girly scream... Sakura: *laughing evily* He dose that when ever i put something cold on his neck * Stops holding the back of his neck* Sasuke: Not nice... now im cold Naruto: Poke! *pokes sasuke* Sasuke: EEP! KNOCK IT OFF! *Laughing* Sakura: Poke! ( -_-'' needless to say they kept on pokeing him untill he almost died of laughing and screaming XD )
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:35 pm
Sonic: *is all furry, with fangs and big claws and spikey shoes* Aw God well that's just GREAT, I killed this squirrel when I crashed into Earth. Nice job, sonic. Now you'll be charged with murder. Oh wait...It looks like a squirrel with fairy wings and a bunny tail. What the heck?
????: Hey, I am NOT dead, thank you very much! Dude do you ever bathe? You smell like moldy pizza. >.>
Sonic: *looks at self* AW SH--DAMN YOU EGGMAN! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU WENT AND TURNED ME INTO A FRIGGIN WEREHOG! AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?! IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF MUTATED PIG! Hey, I'ma call you Chip, by the way.
Chip: Sounds good. ;3
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:48 am
Amy: OMFG SONIC I FINALLY FOUND CHUUUUU! *huggies Sonic, snuggling into him*
Sonic: Hey, let go of me! *is in Werehog form*
Amy: Hm? *lets go* O_O OMG I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONEELSE!
Sonic: But-
Amy: Bye! *runs off*
Sonic: Hey wait! D:
Chip: Why didn't she recognize you? Well, besides the fact that you have fangs, big claws, and are kind of scary looking.
Sonic: Thanks Chip. You're a big help. *walks off, depressed*
Chip: No problem! Oh, wait.... sweatdrop
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