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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:18 am


Recently I've discovered what creepypasta is. I'm addicted to reading all of them, I love it. But I'm tripped up out of my mind. I just learned about this SLENDERMAN guy and watched all of the entries, I read La Muerte Blanca(the story IS my about me) and told atleast twelve people, I just got done with the majora creepy pasta, now i can't play video games, and at this moment someone or somthing is knocking on my wall, right next to my bed. I'm freaking out, It won't stop. And i keep reading more pasta to keep my mind off of my present fears and superstitions, which adds to the pile. With all of the birds dropping out of the sky and everyones grandma talking about the end of the world aproaching I am ******** over. I can't even get done with this school work!!!

what superstions should i believe in, if they're real what god do i pray to?
I can't work and forget about writing shift down. My band is falling way behind for this mega force thing. DOES ANYONE KNOW A WORD RHYMS WITH PSYCHOSIS AND ISN'T MEIOSIS OR MITOSIS?

and i'm wondering if my friends are just screwing with me. I am two miles away, they wouldnt walk and they can't afford cars. Its evil out there, messing with me--
PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:58 am


You're ******** kidding me.

Here's a big secret: None of that is real.

Btw: Diagnosis. ;D

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:28 am


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what superstions should i believe in

None.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:48 am


Nothing is real in Creepy Pasta, especially Slender Man.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:13 am


when you switch slender with boogy, the whole thing seems kind of funny.

I've never even heard of slenderman or creepy pasta. Looking it up, I don't really see slenderman being that original, from the pictures, he's basically the devil at the cross roads type deal.

Anyway, you should probably stop reading it, cause your funneling your own paranoia.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:24 am


I also read that he only goes after children. So unless you're under ten, I wouldn't worry about it

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:11 pm


you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:11 am


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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

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I liked your use of the words Bull and s**t and bullshit-

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:05 am


funtime_laceration
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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

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I liked your use of the words Bull and s**t and bullshit-

lolz. also i watched marble hornets and ******** youre right. i went to the bathroom at night and when i left i thought i saw a person shape but it was just a coat and i flipped the ******** out. it would have been a lot less scary were it not for the fact that i kept forgetting the part where it says its not real about four times. sweatdrop

i would also rest easier if my wallet had 17 more dollars. ;~;
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:08 am


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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

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Ha, what? I don't think its real. My point is even if you did, you wouldnt have to worry about it.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:18 am


pirulaso
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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

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Ha, what? I don't think its real. My point is even if you did, you wouldnt have to worry about it.

no its cuz ***** likes children under ten too. oh man i bet theyre best bros 4 lyfe.

also slenderman likes to lurk around film sets too, in addition to eating/murdering/kidnapping children.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:29 am


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funtime_laceration
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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

@pirulaso:
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I liked your use of the words Bull and s**t and bullshit-

lolz. also i watched marble hornets and ******** youre right. i went to the bathroom at night and when i left i thought i saw a person shape but it was just a coat and i flipped the ******** out. it would have been a lot less scary were it not for the fact that i kept forgetting the part where it says its not real about four times. sweatdrop

i would also rest easier if my wallet had 17 more dollars. ;~;

people, dont freak, marble hornets is legitametly fake. how do i know? because i know the truth, check it out and rest easy guys wink
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=30481
http://www.youtube.com/marblehornets
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/index.php?f=248

it's just a game! you crack codes to find the next clue and so on, you could even try and contact the guy in charge (the puppetmaster) and ask him, just make sure you talk to him OOG. *out of game*

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:34 am


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pirulaso
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you do realize that's all bullshit, right? it says in the definition of creepypasta that it's bullshit. none of it could ever possibly be real. like, this story is about as plausible as any of the other bullshits youve read.
there are no superstitions you should believe in. thats why theyre called superstitions. because they are the bullest of shits.
forget praying to "god," or praying in general (but let's not start that argument). read some e&#xis;tential philosophical works or watch inception or something. because although i dont accept it as concrete fact, the notion that this world is not real is totally legitimate. if something kills you, what the hell is the deal, it's not like it was real to begin with. your senses are just electrical impulses. what you see and feel and hear is just a pattern of stimuli interpreted by your brain into picture or te&#xtu;re or sound. does that mean that any of it is there? no, it just means that crazy electric shits going on.

...im making it worse, arent i?

@pirulaso:
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Ha, what? I don't think its real. My point is even if you did, you wouldnt have to worry about it.

no its cuz ***** likes children under ten too. oh man i bet theyre best bros 4 lyfe.

also slenderman likes to lurk around film sets too, in addition to eating/murdering/kidnapping children.
Yep, so until I have a child, I'm not setting up bear traps and trip wires any time soon.

Why does he wear a suit? you'd think something like a barney outfit would be better to lure children
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:50 pm


@silverboa: yeah there was an interveiw with the creators that i havent actually seen but the mere fact it e&#xis;ts proves marble hornets is fake. also its based on a paranormal creature that was made in a contest in which participants made fake paranormal s**t.

@pirulaso: cuz hes a classy mother ********. cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:26 am


I watched some of the videos. I'm confused, he doesn't even look like in the picture.. Why would you think it's real?

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=EknMZ8ypnZ0

funny music video about it
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