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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:02 am
Basically the objective is to kill the avatar above you, be creative, you don't have to state it simply ex: I would kill you by so and so. You can create a story so-to-speak. No join in, go wild. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:32 am
I'd start with the confiscation of his sword, then use it to poke a hole above the abdomen. I'd then pull out first his small, then large intestines, and use it as a rope to tie him up in. The mess would completely ruin his epic jacket, which will cause him to shed man tears. I would then slice off his ears and put them in his boots, which I'd throw into the ocean along with the key to the treasure chest of doom. Last, I would pull the hat over his eyes so he sees nothing but darkness as life slowly drifts out of his body. biggrin
This would all start with Runner and I debating over whether milk or juice tastes better. (Obviously, the answer is juice.)
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:04 am
(Psychopathic O,O)
First I would say, "SOH-CAH-TOA!"
Then I would use the Level i Flare, which would overkill her. O.O I'd be back myself a week later and sweep up her ashes.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:06 pm
I'd crush all your hopes, your dreams, leaving you in a state of depression that you feel the only way out is through suicide.
Then I'd second Arcemi's decision that juice is definitely better than milk.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:10 am
Draco awakes in a dark room with no light, he appears to be tied up, all he seems to hear is whispers of algebra equations in the room around him, it's dark, so dark that you can hardly see even by squinting. Draco was able to make out a moving figure and thats it. The lights suddenly turned on revealing an 18-year old reaper next to a radio.
Sho Minamimoto: "SOH-CAH-TOA!"
Dracokagebuyo: "Torture never could work on me so forget it!"
Sho Minamimoto: "Wheres your beauty?"
Sho turns on the radio to play "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley, this process makes Draco fall down dead instantly.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:47 pm
Noah was bored. Completely bored. There's something about Sunday nights that just suck the life out of you. He felt uncomfortable, crouching his back in front of the computer screen. Dang. He was scrolling through a random site when a pop-up window appeared. ''- Huh ? I thought those were disabled ?'' he wondered out-loud. xx xx xx『 ■ ■ ■ ⇛ ⇛ Ŵ ą и η α Ρ ℓ ∂ у ?✖ ✖ ✖ 』 xx xx**Yeah sure, I got nothing to lose.** he thought. So he dragged his mouse to the link, clicking. The screen went pitch. ''- What !? You gotta be sh**ting me !'' he yelled out-loud in his empty room. It was only then that he noticed a white dot. When he moved his mouse, it followed, leaving a rapid silver trail before turning blood red. The more he twisted it around, the more an image started to clear up. So he went and dragged, twirled, looped. xxx↙ ↩ ↰ ⇆ ↱ ↴ ↵ ↶ ⇅ ↖ ↺ xxYou know... If he'd turned his sound on, Noah would've heard the cries. The moans, the gushing. He might even hint at the yells of help, of stop, of please have mercy. After 10 minutes of randomly clicking and trailing at the screen, Noah was bored again. Well, it was over. The screen turned bloody red, an animation of the oozy liquid falling down. It left off where it started. A once white room, slashes of pain everywhere. And who was it in the center ? 『 R u n n e r xx i n x t h e xx S h a d e 』 You know... An open ribbed cage, lungs and heart is not easy sight. Especially with eyes gouged out from extra clicking... So when you're slashing a sword everywhere in your next MMORPG, think about it.
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EternityDesire Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:05 am
Your death day was very normal until you went to the deli store to pick up ham for a zetta sexy ham and cheese deli sandwhich. The main chef of the deli was no other then Higashizawa. He senses a delicious emotion brewing in your heart, love. The day before you just proposed to your girl friend and she accepted. Higashizawa licks his lips in desire of wanting your love. "What may I get you today sir?" he asks calmly. You look at the different types of meat. "Um...roasted ham...smoked turkey, that'd be all. Thank you." Higashizawa nods and grabs the types of meat and goes to the back. After about 3 minutes, he comes back with your deli meat. "Thanks" he say and pull out the proper amount of money and it to him. You reach for the meat, but suddenly your hand in in terrible pain. You look at your hand and find that there is a kitchen knife going through your hand and sticking in the counter a bit so you can't tug away. Higashizawa smiles and laughs at your pain. As you struggle to get your hand free you start to bleed faster. To make sure you don't break free, he sticks another knife into your other hand. You struggle to break free, but its no use. Soon you are dead from blood lose. Higashizawa takes the knives out of your hands and put them in the sink for clean up. The goes around the counter and grabs your freshly dead corpse and picks it up. He takes it to the back and throws you in the freezer. A week later he eats all the love that once brewed inside your heart. Minamimoto comes to the deli and asks for a sandwich. Higashizawa laughs and makes your carcass into the ingredients for his sandwich and hands it to Minamimoto. Sho eyeballs it in a discussing way. "This was made from some yoctogram wasn't it?" Higashizawa nods and smiles. Minamimoto simply walks out of the deli.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:23 pm
go all wanted on the aay....be all like on a train and let it go by. then as it passes run back and jump off and spin making the bullet fly into your area and slam you in the face. Then when i fall to the ground i become a soul reaper and do some senna bs ;D
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:30 pm
"Who are you ? What are you doing in my house with that gun ?" Sandra yelled. She didn't like the look of that stranger. Not at all. All in her white suit, she didn't even know WHAT to think. Was he going to kill her ? Shoot her ? Rape her ? "Get away ! Get away from me !" she hysterically cried. Tears was streaming down her face. Quick, a weapon. Something. She eyed the bedsheets, the pillow. Was it going to be enought ? Without a cry of warning, desperate, she tackled the thief. The pervert. Jumping on him, she managed to hit his head against the door knob. Just to be sure, she dragged him on the bed, strangling and smother his face with the pillow. Didn't matter to move.
Another sound clanked in the room. "What is she doing ? Oh no ! She killed Dimentio ! I thought she was on medication !" A nurse rushed in the room. "Why isn't she tied up in the camisole ? You know she's schizophenic !"
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EternityDesire Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:18 am
EternityDesire "Who are you ? What are you doing in my house with that gun ?" Sandra yelled. She didn't like the look of that stranger. Not at all. All in her white suit, she didn't even know WHAT to think. Was he going to kill her ? Shoot her ? Rape her ? "Get away ! Get away from me !" she hysterically cried. Tears was streaming down her face. Quick, a weapon. Something. She eyed the bedsheets, the pillow. Was it going to be enought ? Without a cry of warning, desperate, she tackled the thief. The pervert. Jumping on him, she managed to hit his head against the door knob. Just to be sure, she dragged him on the bed, strangling and smother his face with the pillow. Didn't matter to move. Another sound clanked in the room. "What is she doing ? Oh no ! She killed Dimentio ! I thought she was on medication !" A nurse rushed in the room. "Why isn't she tied up in the camisole ? You know she's schizophenic !" Lol that made me laugh! I think it was only cause of Oh no! She killed Dimentio.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:04 pm
Dimentio the Enigma as the main character Runner as the Raven Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary... Over many odd and curious volumes of forgotten lore...
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,, As if someone was gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"It's just some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak October, and each small thing wrought its shadow upon the floor ......Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow ....From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore ....For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— .........................Nameless here for evermore.
....And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain ....Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; ....So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, ...."'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— ....Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;— .........................This it is, and nothing more."
....Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, ...."Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore ....But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, ....And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, ....That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide the door;— .........................Darkness there, and nothing more.
....Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, ....Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before; ....But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, ....And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!" ....This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"— ........................Merely this, and nothing more.
....Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, ....Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. ...."Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice: ....Let me see, then, what threat is, and this mystery explore— ....Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— .........................'Tis the wind and nothing more."
....Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, ....In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore; ....Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; ....But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— ....Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— .........................Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
....Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, ....By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. ...."Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, ....Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore— ....Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" .........................Quoth the Runner, "Runner."
....Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, ....Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; ....For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being ....Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door— ....Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, .........................With such name as "Runner."
....But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only ....That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. ....Nothing further then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered- ....Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before— ....On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before." .........................Then the bird said, "Nevermore."
....Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, ...."Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store, ....Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster ....Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— ....Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore .........................Of 'Never—nevermore'."
....But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, ....Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; ....Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking ....Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— ....What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore .........................Meant in croaking "Nevermore."
....This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing ....To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; ....This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining ....On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er, ....But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er, .........................She shall press, ah, nevermore!
....Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer ....Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor ...."Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent ....Respite— respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore! ....Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!" .........................Quoth the Runner, "Nevermore."
...."Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!— prophet still, if bird or devil! ....Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, ....Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted— ....On this home by horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— ....Is there—is there balm in Gilead?— tell me—tell me, I implore!" .......................Quoth the Runner, "Nevermore."
...."Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or devil! ....By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore- ....Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, ....It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— ....Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore." .........................Quoth the Runner, "Nevermore."
...."Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked, upstarting- ...."Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! ....Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! ..Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" .......................Quoth the Runner, "Nevermore.."
..And the Runner, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting ..On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; ..And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, ..And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; ..And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor .......................Shall be lifted— nevermore!
"The Raven" By Edgar Allen Poe but edited by Runner. xD
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