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 Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:05 pm
This is the result of one night of silliness between Ocar and I. The following are recruitment ads as done by the Dragoons themselves. Only these list off all sorts of oddities that make it a "good thing I joined the Dragoons!" Enjoy and all of this is meant in good fun! After all, these guys don't lead normal lives.
Ocarina:
I'm the good guy. Not the hero, but the nice guy.... I just happen to have a powerful fire demon trapped inside who periodically comes out to fight and kill.... *off camera: "Hey where's my pokey?"* I eat... *off camera: "Who ate ALL the FOOD?!"* A lot... I'm weird now that I think about it... "Good thing I joined the Dragoons!"
Violet:
This one is a six inch tall purple haired assistant who enjoys cleaning, singing and fighting with my tiny katana which allows me to teleport... "Good thing this one joined the Dragoons!"
Shadowkite:
Hi I'm a shapeshifter! See? I can turn into anything, er.. well.. almost anything. It's more an anyone than a thing. I'm also an orphan, but don't worry we're all family here so we share and share alike! *voice in background: "Damn it who stole my spellbook?!"* Eheheh... Well it's better than having a demon possessed twin cousin running around. Oh wait... I do... Oh well, we battle demon possessed relatives all the time here! "Good thing I joined the Dragoons!"
Relena:
Hi, I'm the grand-daughter of the vampire Dracula. I'm not a full vampire but I'm still in line for the throne once I get married. Too bad I'm betrothed to an evil psychopath bent on sending the world into another age of darkness. Did I mention I have relationship issues? "Good thing I joined the Dragoons!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:22 pm
Some more ones!
Mortamus:
Hi, I'm a sociopathic, homocidal, maniac who keeps coming back to life. I'm harder to kill than a cockroach! Don't worry, I'll definitely be back next season. "Good thing I--" *off camera* "You're NOT in the Dragoons, Mortamus!"
Lonewolf:
Hi I'm a human... sorta. I die alot, but it's okay since I always come back. I had really bad break up once... so I gathered a group of misfit warriors and outcasts to battle the forces of darkness and tyranny... after I quit being a pirate... it's a long story... Good thing I founded the Dragoons!
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:44 pm
Two more!
Lionheart:
Hello, I'm second in command... although the 2nd in command used to be a demon prince and third in command is a six-inch tall maid... *camera lens suddenly wiped with a cloth by a tiny person* Violet! You're ruining the take! "Eek! This one didn't know!" *tiny person zips off* Sigh, anyways, I raised and trained the dragons here at the dragoons before I- hey what's that red light mean? *Shouts off stage* Violet! Did you remember to charge the batter- *video cuts out*
Majik:
Hi, I like shiny things. The shinier the better cause it's the shiny stuff that really sells! ... What?... Why did I become a hero? Oh well um, you see I was this swashbuckling pirate all wacha-cha! But that wasn't really rakin' in the dough so I joined up with ol' Lone over there and here I am. Yep...... Yeah..... This hero thing is a lot of hard work for little money... I'll just let Lone get a head start on that saving the world thing... Good thing I joined the Dragoons!
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:01 pm
These.are.HILARIOUS! xD I want to see these as real commercials! xDDD
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:05 pm
OH GOD!!! My gut hurts from laughing so much!!!!
rofl rofl rofl lol lol
keep up the great work!
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